What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[shedenvy]

I think this is funny, missus probably not.

[Aston Martin]

I was on the way to Kings Lynn and there's always chod here, today it was just the 406 and a shagged gold Roller.

[SiC]

[Amishtat]

Tenderest rump in town..

[richardmorris]

From practical classics via 2cv Facebook page.

[iainrcz]

The Mighty Mariners 1 - 0 Colchester

 

A really well won three points. We deserved the win, we had a few wobbly moments but played the better football. They seemed to try breaking too quickly and just looked to lack a little composure.

 

10 from 12 and 4 clean sheets!

 

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[Tadhg Tiogar]

....Its funny who you meet in the toilets

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A great bloke in my eyes had lots of time for people

Hope you both remembered to wash your hands!

[DSdriver]

No wonder Saab went tits-up: ordered a pair of door pull handles, cream or grey? I was asked... Cream please... no cream left, they always fall apart but the grey ones last forever. OK, I'll have grey then... yep over 700 in stock.

[bramz7]

Not sure if I should grin about others misfortune, but just had a car dragged off for scrap, and the bloke loading it forgot to put the handbrake on/stick it in park...and it rolled forward and hit the lorry cab. Hard. Hard enough that when he adjusted the loading ramp the cab moved with it. Oh shit.

 

I felt bad but I genuinely can't do anything about it. And it wasn't my fault for once.

[beko1987]

Not sure if I should grin about others misfortune, but just had a car dragged off for scrap, and the bloke loading it forgot to put the handbrake on/stick it in park...and it rolled forward and hit the lorry cab. Hard. Hard enough that when he adjusted the loading ramp the cab moved with it. Oh shit.

 

I felt bad but I genuinely can't do anything about it. And it wasn't my fault for once.

I had similar when the blue laguna was collected, I'd had the bumper off to get the headlight washers out and just sort of rested it back on, thinking it would be stuck on a loader... Nope, he a-framed it back to thame up the M40... I kept an eye on the traffic for the next hour anticipating an accident, clutching my signed and timed receipt closely!

[Wack]

Boss have we got any soft top kits in stock , we've got a couple of extra convertibles to sell

 

[Floatylight]

Boss have we got any soft top kits in stock , we've got a couple of extra convertibles to sell

 

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Bet that was an interesting call to the office...

 

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[dozeydustman]

Boss have we got any soft top kits in stock , we've got a couple of extra convertibles to sell

 

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Probably using a car sat nav.

[andy18s]

Bet that was an interesting call to the office...

 

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I'm sure it was all over fbook before the driver managed to get it from under the bridge!

[beko1987]

Any second now 3 roffles are drawn! Waiting for the threads to shoot to the top, have we had this may on a single night before?

[Pillock]

Does anyone have the same number in all three?

 

Edit: Yes, certain members are playing with fire.

 

1 gets drum a Saab and a Volvo

28 or 47 gets gadgetgricey the same pairing

[richardmorris]

Just made a Nigel slater recipe with my late grandmother’s recipe for shortcrust pastry. Not used this before- she didn’t tell me, but my grandfather emailed me earlier in the year before he died.

 

Should anyone be interested it’s very simple - 8oz flour, 2oz lard, 2oz butter, 1pinch salt and 1 egg, leave to rest for 30mins. He said she’d told him it was her grandmother’s recipe which would put it into the mid 1850s.

[DodgeRover]

I love family recipes - I have our Christmas cake one and some from my Grandma, my mum tends to cook by eye with the ingredients so it's difficult to get anything written down. Also have my late father in laws salmon moose recipe which is simple and good.

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Boss have we got any soft top kits in stock , we've got a couple of extra convertibles to sell

 

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That'll be a meeting with no biscuits.

[dome]

That'll be a meeting with no biscuits.

Standing meeting, no coffee

[somewhatfoolish]

I love family recipes - I have our Christmas cake one and some from my Grandma, my mum tends to cook by eye with the ingredients so it's difficult to get anything written down. Also have my late father in laws salmon moose recipe which is simple and good.

[DodgeRover]

 

I love family recipes - I have our Christmas cake one and some from my Grandma, my mum tends to cook by eye with the ingredients so it's difficult to get anything written down. Also have my late father in laws salmon moose recipe which is simple and good.

I daren't post a picture on social media....

[andy18s]

Sound familiar?

 

https://www.facebook.com/CollegeHumor/videos/10156075756162807/

[dome]

In Spain for the week. First a few days in Valencia which is a lovely city, now we're in Salou. What brings me here, I hear no-one ask?

 

WRC Catalunya

 

The walk to the shop was interesting this morning.

 

 

 

Off to Barcelona today for the opening stage running through the city centre. My kind of holiday!

[twosmoke300]

Ahh the meeting with no biscuits one , hadnt heard that for ages . Mad me smile 

[andy18s]

Shamelessly stolen.

[Kiltox]

Being that weird alcoholic on a train

 

[beko1987]

Being that weird alcoholic on a train

 

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Well this will be an interesting collection thread!

[320touring]

Being that weird alcoholic on a train

 

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Well in man:)

 

Scotoshite (Suvvern branch) approved

[gm]

I suppose it depends on how long your journey is