What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[jmsguzzi]

How this Alfa 155 has rolled itself into the shape of an MG ZT, anyone else see it?

 

[Cavcraft]

Kevin Vegan

 

[155V6]

How this Alfa 155 has rolled itself into the shape of an MG ZT, anyone else see it?

 

I was reading an old Autosport magazine with a report on that meeting half an hour ago 

[Pillock]

They're actually just very convincing wheel trims.

That's what I thought, given the huge hole around the valve.

 

But then.... It's got a locking nut on.

[Tayne]

[yellowperil]

Yesterday I went to Bears Grill and saw some nice motors including a two door Cavalier...

 

I also saw a little yappy dog lay a little Easter present, the grin happened a little while later when the little yappy dogs owner walked back the way he had come and stepped in the same Easter present.

 

Karma at its finest.

 

I also spent the weekend in 25 year old Talbot Campervan, a lot more fun than the tent I am used to.

[Jerzy Woking]

At 12.30 decided I needed to sell my Citroen AX as I don't see me using it much now

Ad placed on here at 13.04 hours. Sold at 13.28, just 24 minutes later. No messing around.

 

Happy seller and I hope a happy buyer.

[Aston Martin]

I know I’m 20 years early, but I just saw this online. It’s in a disabled spot, have the cunts in PT Cruisers moved on?

 

I’m going to ignore the window bollocks, I don’t think that the car bra is going to work... and what exactly are his fake vents cooling?

[Timewaster]

I know I’m 20 years early, but I just saw this online. It’s in a disabled spot, have the cunts in PT Cruisers moved on?

 

I’m going to ignore the window bollocks, I don’t think that the car bra is going to work... and what exactly are his fake vents cooling?

Whats the significance of the disabled bay?

[Aston Martin]

Whats the significance of the disabled bay?

Sorry if that came across as offensive, it’s an old hang-up from Barry Boys. As the stick-on accessory warriors are generally parked in disabled bays.

[Timewaster]

Ah fair enough. I used to work in town with a bay outside and there were some genuine horrors there some days.

[AlabamaShrimp]

Sod the rain

 

[HillmanImp]

Sod the rain

 

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I was there earlier. My mates daughter wasn't so keen on the rain though and was a bit miserable and cold so we came back at the end of the melee. Hopefully the weather will be better next time it's on.

[AlabamaShrimp]

We sat through both. I really wanted to see the jousting and at the end he said that that was the only time they'd done the melee this weekend so although a bit wet it was worth it.

[yellowperil]

Watching Oliver! with my four year old daughter, she was utterly transfixed during the " Who will by?" scene.

Is this the perfect film?

[AlabamaShrimp]

No, it's not.

[danthecapriman]

Watching Oliver! with my four year old daughter, she was utterly transfixed during the " Who will by?" scene.

Is this the perfect film?

I expect I’ll take some serious stick for this but...

 

The Expendables.

 

They are the perfect films. It’s got everything. Big names from the era of great action films, guns, bombs, explosions, people getting blown away, crashes...

 

What more could you ask for!

[GrumpiusMaximus]

I know I’m 20 years early, but I just saw this online. It’s in a disabled spot, have the cunts in PT Cruisers moved on?

 

I’m going to ignore the window bollocks, I don’t think that the car bra is going to work... and what exactly are his fake vents cooling?

What a total piece of shit.

 

The Citroen, that is.  Probably the driver too.

[DodgeRover]

I know I’m 20 years early, but I just saw this online. It’s in a disabled spot, have the cunts in PT Cruisers moved on?

 

I’m going to ignore the window bollocks, I don’t think that the car bra is going to work... and what exactly are his fake vents cooling?

It's possible that's a motobility car? Anyway those bays take a couple of years to paint out once the entitlement to them is gone (round here anyway)

[richardmorris]

Watching Oliver! with my four year old daughter, she was utterly transfixed during the " Who will by?" scene.

Is this the perfect film?

Very good, but Mary poppins is perfect ( if you ignore dick van dykes cockenany accent).

[r.welfare]

What more could you ask for!

Decent dialogue and a plot?

 

Anyway, the answer is always Smokey And The Bandit.

[richardmorris]

Decent dialogue and a plot?

Anyway, the answer is always Smokey And The Bandit.

Not suitable for children which I assumed was the premise.

Runaway bride getting disrobed in the car to start with,

 

If not children friendly fare then there’s a lot of choice.

[r.welfare]

Nonsense, ITV used to show a sanitised one when I was a kid with comically-bad dubbing over the swearing. Almost as comical as the dubbed engine for the Trans-Am.

[yellowperil]

I have seen Oliver! many times, but I never seem to tire of it, the songs are great, the cast is great, Fagin is magnificent.

Perhaps the only weak link is the lad that plays Oliver.

 

Smokey and the Bandit is great, mainly for the Sheriff. But it wouldn't hold my daughters attention for a second.

[danthecapriman]

Very good, but Mary poppins is perfect ( if you ignore dick van dykes cockenany accent).

Dick van Dyke was on tv not that long ago laughing about his own accent when he filmed that! I’m sure it was on the news.

 

Decent dialogue and a plot?

Anyway, the answer is always Smokey And The Bandit.

The plot is to kill everything. Anything surviving gets blown up!

[xtriple]

I was at the Premier for 'Oliver' when I were a lad, how's that for a claim to fame?

[danthecapriman]

I was at the Premier for 'Oliver' when I were a lad, how's that for a claim to fame?

Google says that was 1968!

[FakeConcern]

I know I’m 20 years early, but I just saw this online. It’s in a disabled spot, have the cunts in PT Cruisers moved on?

 

I’m going to ignore the window bollocks, I don’t think that the car bra is going to work... and what exactly are his fake vents cooling?

Bonus points here for the yellow number plate bolt to make it look like DEK rather than DEH!

[Aston Martin]

I played Oliver in a school play.

[Cavcraft]

Just show them Twin Town.