What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[hairnet]

Plane to Milford sound to see scenery

 

Yes I was sat in front

 

He was describing a waterfall named after someone NZ important

 

This came on

 

Fuel truck ( posh it has key start)

 

Spots start tomorrow heading to east cape from auckland

[Jazoli]

  On 26/02/2018 at 10:20, Jazoli said:

That crusty camper lives on the main road down to Bowness, which is probably where you saw it, the local snobs hate it.

 

Pic of the crusty camper, it's pretty good really.

 

[hairnet]

Talking of crusty

 

And I think billehs been following me

[robinmasters]

Every time the current Corsodyl (mouthwash) advert is on (every break it seems) in my head I hear the narration as 'If you shit blood, you may have bum disease'.

 

Nothing funny about shitting blood, but for those of you from forrin 'bum disease' was the UK equivalent of cooties when I was at school.

[John F]

So, a mate of mine was off playing soldiers in Albania with the RAF Regiment last summer.

 

He brought me this back - the fuel filler cover off a MiG-15 jet he found in a military scrapyard 

 

 

 

 

Not sure what to use it for yet.

 

 

[Tadhg Tiogar]

  On 28/02/2018 at 11:42, John F said:

So, a mate of mine was off playing soldiers in Albania with the RAF Regiment last summer.

 

He brought me this back - the fuel filler cover off a MiG-15 jet he found in a military scrapyard 

 

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002.JPG

 

 

 

Not sure what to use it for yet.

Drain cover?

[John F]

I thought it would be nice as an LPG nozzle cover on the V8 Disco, but it's a bit too big (about 8" diameter).

 

Also, I've just worked out it's not a fuel filler cap - the wording on it translates as "Control command" so it's probably a cover for e.g. avionics or similar.

[Eddie Honda]

Biscuit barrel

[SierraMikeHotel]

Mrs H's GP was concerned that she may have PCOS.  Cue much worrying for us...  we're not trying at the moment, but we would like to have kids in the future.

 

Ultrasound scan today and all is well, everything working just as it should.  The Dr who did the ultrasound seemed a bit surprised that she was there even, not a hint of anything wrong.

 

Grin 1 for the immense relief, grin 2 for how amazing the quality of modern ultrasound is!  You can see so clearly.

[iainrcz]

Win

 

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[BavarianRetro]

Have you not seen the signpost for "Muff Diving School"?

[hairnet]

There's also Ming in county Leitrim

[Pillock]

  On 28/02/2018 at 11:42, John F said:

So, a mate of mine was off playing soldiers in Albania with the RAF Regiment last summer.

 

He brought me this back - the fuel filler cover off a MiG-15 jet he found in a military scrapyard

 

001.JPG

 

002.JPG

 

 

Not sure what to use it for yet.

Like all Autoshiters, you'll keep it for when you buy a MiG-15.

 

You'll then throw it away years later before winning an eBay auction for said MiG-15 three days later. It won't have a fuel filler cap.

[neil1971]

Was looking at a 1986 issue of Classic Cars mag with a Riley 4/68 featured, out of curiosity put the reg into the Mot checker and it's still alive and well albeit only clocking up around 100 miles between tests nowadays

[wuvvum]

Normally people who dither along in the snow piss me off, but in the last 24 hours I've had two of them pull over to let me past.  That's never happened to me before.

[Kiltox]

If autoshite did houses

 

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-46856298.html

[andy18s]

  On 28/02/2018 at 19:44, Pillock said:

Like all Autoshiters, you'll keep it for when you buy a MiG-15.

 

You'll then throw it away years later before winning an eBay auction for said MiG-15 three days later. It won't have a fuel filler cap.

Wonder if this is still parked up.....

[Guest Hooli]

I think that's a MiG-17 as it's got three wing fences.

 

 

/Anorakski

[Cavcraft]

  On 28/02/2018 at 21:24, Kiltox said:

If autoshite did houses

 

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-46856298.html

 

Picture 19 being the clincher.

[AlabamaShrimp]

  On 28/02/2018 at 21:24, Kiltox said:

If autoshite did houses

 

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-46856298.html

Giant house, tiny kitchen, but what a kitchen!!

 

[Lord Sterling]

Loserone, congratulations on the arrival of a little bundle of joy!

[Tayne]

Doesn’t look that small, I’d guessed at 3.5 x3.2m but schedule says it’s over 5m long.

Pointless table in front of the oven doesn’t help, I reckon the agent put it there.

[overrun]

This Nazi nasty wheel design.

 

 

[Ghosty]

^Don't put them on an Opel Blitz.

[brandersnatch]

  On 01/03/2018 at 02:26, Ghosty said:

^Don't put them on an Opel Blitz.

Top work!

 

 

One’s too many, ten’s not enough!

[beko1987]

My Facebook on this day 2013!

 

 

Annoyingly it's dead now, I put it's last mot on it, then sold it and it's expired now. Poor thing, cast aside when I got my Xm! Only had 75k on it too!

[Tayne]

  On 01/03/2018 at 02:26, Ghosty said:

^Don't put them on an Opel Blitz.

Or an SS Jaguar.

[wuvvum]

  On 28/02/2018 at 21:24, Kiltox said:

If autoshite did houses

 

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-46856298.html

My immediate thought on seeing the living room was "Raymanboy".

[Des]

Wow, had me reflecting on the dollshouse fruitcake as well, I don't think it's him, the price is 500K shy and there's no lampshades made from human skin or creosote smeared Honda moped parts wrapped up in womens knickers.

[hairnet]

I went to visit billy

 

No that bridge isn't in runcorm