What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[chaseracer]

I think you've pulled, our Kenneth 

[xtriple]

Not bothered about the radio so long as it powers up and looks like it works, never listen to it as I cannot stand all the adds on local and the djs on national annoy me. I don't like being annoyed as it .... annoys me

[Eddie Honda]

No problem, the fact that it didn't work properly even if I didn't listen to it would annoy me.

[UmBongo]

The dodgy caliper on the Silvia seems to have unseized itself.

[andy18s]

 

 

I said not to worry as I was playing GTA.

Xbox 1 Ken?

 

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[jakebullet]

Looks like we could have an autoshite meet at Beamish - I'm also less than a couple of miles away, and might just pop down on saturday with the youngun and maybe Mrs S.

 

What's the secret shitter signal? Walk round carrying a 7/16ths spanner?

[xtriple]

No problem, the fact that it didn't work properly even if I didn't listen to it would annoy me.

Yes, there is that. But, beggars and choosers....

[Tamworthbay]

Just read a car ad and found this gem 'tyres good, all round', well of course they are, wouldn't be much good if they were square! Made me smile.

[saucedoctor]

Cloggies had a referendum. This poor man was on TV talking about it.

[fordperv]

Mate of mine just sent me a picture of how to repair a broken bumper

 

 

 

That binbag blends seamlessly

[AlabamaShrimp]

What bin bag?

[Ghosty]

Mother Ghosty went to her first therapy/whatever session for her OCD (been trying to get her to for years) the other day.

She's a changed woman, and life is so, SO much easier.

 

She let me sit in the driver's seat of the Bini I'm bugging her to insure me on it now.

[AlabamaShrimp]

Just had a nuisance call from a woman says she from Black Pearl something. I asked her if she knew Captain Jack Sparrow but she said she wasn't playing that game and put the phone down

[Des]

What's the secret shitter signal? Walk round carrying a 7/16ths spanner?

 

Wouldn't that be a 10mm spanner to hammer over a rounded 7/16 fastener?

[richardmorris]

Chatted up on the way home from work- waiting at lights on the bike and a woman whom I had passed half a mile earlier pulled alongside for a chat. I must wear the Lycra tights more often!

[Ghosty]

edited for better version:

 

[mrbenn]

Somone else that like Renault Lagunas on the internet? Shirley not...

 

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=47&t=1586427

[320touring]

he was done paying 100 for it;)

[xtriple]

Just had the phone call I was 'sort of' dreading. John the painter who I was expecting to tell me of all the problems with the car, how the paint didn't match, how the dent wouldn't come out, etc.

 

Instead I got 'it's all done just got to wait for the cleaner to come in and give her a good clean and polish. Oh, and I thought you didn't look very happy the last time you came (I wasn't: he said he was leaving some bits -chips in the passengers doors - as the car would end up like a patchwork quilt) so I did everything instead of doing it to the money. Did every little chip and blemish I could find and to save any colour problems, sprayed it completely both sides! Also got an extra litre of colour in case, so if it gets dented again, we have the paint!'

 

Okay, I haven't seen it yet, but that sounds good to me! I asked him about me taking the Mazda down and swapping them over so I could take the dollop and he could paint the bonnet on the Mazda (duller than the rest of the car, only bit that's original paint I think!) and he can't fit it in for months, maybe two!

 

It sounds great, I hope it is but I feel in my bones that she looks good.

[oldcars]

http://www.scotsman.com/regions/edinburgh-fife-lothians/petrolhead-rediscovers-his-classic-audi-29-years-later-1-4093324

But he now appears to have missplaced Orville.

[purplebargeken]

I think you've pulled, our Kenneth  

 

I wish.

 

Sadly not in this lifetime, or even possibly the next. 

[danthecapriman]

Was bored at work yesterday and my mate found this on youtube.

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tVj0ZTS4WF4

 

'Weird Russian singer' understatement of the century!

Check him out at about 35 seconds. Why does he make these noises? He's got some serious dance moves going on too.

[Cheggers]

Woohoo...laptop shut, out-of-office message on. Off to Marrakech tomorrow for a week of sun, relaxation and luxury

[fordperv]

I hope you found a good one xtriple, he sounds it to be fair

[strangeangel]

Ordered my Total LHM from GSF yesterday afternoon via eBay (it was cheaper than their own site & free postage) and it arrived this morning! A+++++ WOULD USE AGAIN etc.

[michael1703]

Took my scimitar out for the first time in months,sitting at a junction, full right lock and floored it in first, smoked the tyres and changed in to second and wheelspun up to 60.

 

Downside is it feels like my rear axle is about to fall off

[Noel Tidybeard]

Took my scimitar out for the first time in months,sitting at a junction, full right lock and floored it in first, smoked the tyres and changed in to second and wheelspun up to 60.

 

Downside is it feels like my rear axle is about to fall off

...and you're surprised why?  lol

[the judge]

Woohoo...laptop shut, out-of-office message on. Off to Marrakech tomorrow for a week of sun, relaxation and luxury

Crikey Cheggers!! That Bonus money is bringing some joy!! Good man!

[Cheggers]

Crikey Cheggers!! That Bonus money is bringing some joy!! Good man!

Even better, this is treat from Ms_Chegg

 

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[doobietoo]

Up at 6.30am .... this would normally be in Grumpy as I hate early starts at the weekend but as I am off for breakfast with the southern Croozzers mob and the sun is shining its a grin...