What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Spiny Norman]

Everybody having the good sense not to reply to the uggboots fucktard's posts, thus causing them to slowly sink off the page.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

They don't give a toss if the posts are at the top of the page, it's all about getting the links onto Google by having them appear on a popular site. They really need deleting rather than ignoring. Lots of boards don't allow new members to post links, that might be something to consider. It wouldn't stop the 'ww w . s pa m c r a p . r u' bullshit, but it would at least make their nonsense a little less effective.

[dollywobbler]

They don't give a toss if the posts are at the top of the page, it's all about getting the links onto Google by having them appear on a popular site. They really need deleting rather than ignoring. Lots of boards don't allow new members to post links, that might be something to consider. It wouldn't stop the 'ww w . s pa m c r a p . r u' bullshit, but it would at least make their nonsense a little less effective.

 

Aye. Mods seem rather non-existent at the moment as well. Please come back!

[Richard]

What was the bike one about then? It didn't seem to contain any links at all.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

That one was just a mystery. I assumed there would be a link to something in the profile, but nothing. Maybe she just wanted to know what our favourite bikes are?

[Cavcraft]

Probably a ruse to 'test' their posting powers and make it seem they're genuine forum users.

[RoadworkUK]

new shite TV starts this week

 

http://www.channel5.com/shows/classic-car-rescue

 

Not looking good so far, I'm afraid. Presenter wins my Cockney BellEnd of the year award for 2012 so far.

[Pete-M]

Typing "Rover 800s are shit" into Google. First result made oi larf.

[Cavcraft]

new shite TV starts this week

 

http://www.channel5.com/shows/classic-car-rescue

 

Not looking good so far, I'm afraid. Presenter wins my Cockney BellEnd of the year award for 2012 so far.

 

Just watched that and whilst it had some good bits, a lot of it was shit. Just happening to find some E-type bits in the back of a pick-up in a scrapyard that they didn't use anyhow being one of them.

[RoadworkUK]

Typing "Rover 800s are shit" into Google. First result made oi larf.

 

Being shit is a vital aspect of their charm and a factor with which they trump their rivals massively.

 

And Classic Car Rescue seemed to have been directed by Mr Bean, especially that choreographed reversing into the engine crane moment. Shite beyond measure and worthy of a grin for the sheer inevitability of it all.

[Cheggers]

Isn't said "cockney bellend" the fella off Chop Shop?? - That was also a load of old bollocks

[Danblez]

new shite TV starts this week

 

http://www.channel5.com/shows/classic-car-rescue

 

Not looking good so far, I'm afraid. Presenter wins my Cockney BellEnd of the year award for 2012 so far.

 

But they did clean out the cylinders and repair a piston apparently!

[Rocket88]

Isn't said "cockney bellend" the fella off Chop Shop?? - That was also a load of old bollocks

 

 

Yes........and yes.

[Cheggers]

Isn't said "cockney bellend" the fella off Chop Shop?? - That was also a load of old bollocks

 

 

Yes........and yes.

 

Thanks, In that case I'll give it a swerve

[autofive]

just watching it now

 

i feel ashamed to have included a link on this forum

 

please forgive me, i had no idea it would be so crap. At least ed china gets his hands dirty

[M'coli]

This is a screenshot of Yahoo! taken earlier today - someone in the adverts department is obviously on the ball today!

[cort16]

The classic car effort on 5 is one of the shitest things I've ever seen.

 

"We didn't want to fill the sunroof hole so we just put a more modern one in". It's an e-type FFS!

 

Here's one of the many similiar quotes on the channel 5 website:

Trying to think of some constructive critisism, but three words keep springing to mind. Atrocious, contrived, rubbish. Sorry, but some of the worst TV that I have ever watched

 

http://www.channel5.com/shows/classic-car-rescue/the-cars/jaguar-e-type

[autofive]

it seems about 30-40 negative comments have been removed since lunchtime

[Spiny Norman]

I recorded it but as soon as I saw that fat bald twat from Chip Shop was on it I knew it would be shit. I lasted about 20 minutes into it then I hit the erase button....

and people complain about Top Gear.....

[retrogeezer]

Just noticed on that link that next weeks show is on a Porsche, I wondered why there was a Porsche door in the background a few times last night

 

Oh, and I thought it was rubbish too...

[outlaw118]

Whilst at the shop today I noticed that Angel Delight Butterscotch is only 5% sugar.

So I've bought it, made it, and eaten it.

Now I feel a bit sick.

 

As you were.

[Rocket88]

I've just added another one..........

[Timewaster]

Stolen from elsewhere:

[pompei]

If 5% is sugar, what's inthe remaining 95%?

[AeroNautiCal]

If 5% is sugar, what's inthe remaining 95%?

 

Stuff that will make the person whom eats it feel sick...

[Cavcraft]

Pavement pizza.

[ashmicro]

I didn't even know that Angel Delight was still available. Must get some. Can you still get that fizzy drink powder called Cambodia (?) Foam? I used to eat that when I was a kid.

[pompei]

Went to a conference* at the National Space Centre near Leicester today. Didn't get a chance to look around but the last speaker was the director of the place, who spoke with passion and gusto about space exploration and conspiracy theories. Even though I'll probably never see him again, I'm going to go back for a proper look around.

 

(Plus it's next door to a Victorian pumping station and about 500 metres from the Great Central Railway - make that a weekend away )

[Des]

If 5% is sugar, what's inthe remaining 95%?

 

Morrisons petrol

[pompei]

Cambodia - Kim Wilde - the best type of word association