What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[warren t claim]

As I'm trying to change pretty much every aspect of my life I made the decision to join a gym about three weeks ago. So far I'm feeling a lot fitter and can see the results on myself. I've actually lost about a stone and a half and toned up my muscles a bit through being active for an hour a day and watching what I eat. I wish I'd started this years ago.

[RedSparrow]

Yeah but the nazi uniform doesn't seem to go down to well around here though. Hey ho.

[Tayne]

Oh dear, it seems that RedSparrow sees Roger Moore as this guy.

 

Yet Trigger sees him as this guy

http://www.astonservicelondon.com/admin ... ec90a6.jpg

 

 

 

Nothing like a hot 23 year old Czech girl...

 

Just the one?

 

You're not Roger Moore yet.

[Louise2cv]

I had a little boy, Huw, in the early hours of this morning. Born in a pool in the front room, spent part of labour watching Boys from the Blackstuff for bonus Shite content.

[STUNO]

Congratulations louise, I have a vision of you relaxing in a hot tub watching the boys and having Huw pop up from underwater and start bellowing for a feed.

OH, he is Welsh so it would be a tuneful bellow !!!

[sporty-shite]

Congratulations, Louise. Hope you're all doing well.

[rml2345]

Congrats Louise! Hope you're all doing smashing.

[RedSparrow]

Tayne has it spot on.

 

And congrats to Louise2CV!

[catsinthewelder]

Congratulations Louise

 

Birth pools at home are ace, our girls were born in them.

[michiel]

Excellent work, congrats! In a pool of what was my first thought... can you tell I don't have children?

 

Hope you don't live anywhere near the Welsh hotels I'll be staying in from next week, I like my sleep...

[dollywobbler]

Congrats Louise! Glad your second home-birth went well. And waiting only mere hours before reporting the news on a website devoted to crap old cars. Marvellous!

 

Also congrats to Andy Murray. He may not attract fans because he's 'not as nice as our Tim' but he can actually play tennis. Five hour match! Great stuff.

[retrogeezer]

Congrats Louise.... and Redsparrow...

[trigger]

I enjoyed that video clip Tayne, Never seen The Persuaders! before .

 

and congratulations to you and your family Louise too!

[M'coli]

Congrats Louise and Huw!

[Rocket88]

So that'll be Huwie, Louise, and the New then [i'm here all week]

[Caffiend]

Congratulations Louise and family - welcome to the world Huw.

[vulgalour]

Congrats on baby Huw, nice to see nobody is worried about starting him too young with old cars. Also, it's really good to see people mentioning bits and bobs about getting healthier, much more so how easy it is to just change a few things to get a big improvement. This thread is a good thing, helps give a bit of balance when I log on and turn into Sir Whinge-a-lot.

[Pete-M]

Congrats to Lou, Huw and all involved

[Cavcraft]

Congrat's indeed to Mr Murray, after his fantastic efforts at the Olympics this is the icing on the cake, plus he's British again now

 

Also having an interview, pulling out my trump card at the end and hoisting myself by my own petard in incredibly spectacular fashion made me laugh later.

[warren t claim]

Congrats to Louise and her new arrival.

 

I kept the copy of Auto Trader I was hiding behind when Claim Jr was born as a souvenir!

[DSdriver]

People who try to acquire class by proximity make me grin. I parked the DS in B&Q car park as far away from every other car as I could so it wouldn't get dinged by morons opening doors or runaway trolleys. When I came out after making a huge purchase of one cupboard catch everything was as I left it, my car was still away from all the other cars except, as though it had just landed from another planet, right next to the DS was a shocking pink Jimny with pink furry steering wheel cover and many other pink eand chrome extras.

FUCK OFF You will never have any class.

[Tayne]

I enjoyed that video clip Tayne, Never seen The Persuaders! before .

 

Go buy some DVDs NOW!

 

And congrats, louise.

[Louise2cv]

Thanks all.

 

Nature is amazing, I'd forgotten everything about what giving birth feels like.

 

I have a vision of you relaxing in a hot tub watching the boys and having Huw pop up from underwater and start bellowing for a feed.

OH, he is Welsh so it would be a tuneful bellow !!!

 

This is actually pretty accurate. Except he came out asleep! He hardly made a sound until this afternoon.

[Morgan84]

Congratulations Louise;the ultimate in Autoshite births would to have done the hospital dash in the Astra,or even IN the Astra

[DSdriver]

He hardly made a sound until this afternoon.

 

He's just lulling you into a false sense of security!

Congrats by the way (I was going to put it at the end of my previous message but got distracted by my dinner). I wish you all the best.

[Morgan84]

I wonder what sort of car these brothers would have gone in for back then ? Something like a Citroen or Renault maybe

 

[Spiny Norman]

I could just as easily stick this in the 'grump' thread but has everyone seen this bit of genius legislation from the good ol' Doovla?

Apparently in January there's a new law coming in which will allow 16 year olds to drive a new class of microcar. Should be fun......

 

[RedSparrow]

That microcar shit is fucking ridiculous. 28mph top speed, driven by kids, yeah that's not gonna piss off an already irate nation of drivers.

My prediction: A few kids will be killed and then they'll make them illegal.

[autofive]

looks like a mobility scooter with a roof on

[Luxobarges_Are_Us]

Congrats to the new mum! I'm sure the child will get a proper edukeshon in shite!