What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[hairnet]

Ffs 

Again

[808 Estate]

[808 Estate]

[hairnet]

So wear bike kit in the rain to the train and then stand up for an hour and a half 

Need to do this

 

[wuvvum]

The terrifying thing about that photo is that we know that just out of shot there is a bollock naked Hairnet...  😱

[hairnet]

20 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

The terrifying thing about that photo is that we know that just out of shot there is a bollock naked Hairnet...  😱

No but you hide your fantasies while on here thank you

[Remspoor]

5 hours ago, wuvvum said:

The terrifying thing about that photo is that we know that just out of shot there is a bollock naked Hairnet...  😱

I was thinking he is ether the invisible man or the incredible shrinking man.

 

[wuvvum]

34 minutes ago, Remspoor said:

the incredible shrinking man.

That would depend on whether the heating in the hotel room is working I suppose.

[andy18s]

[DVee8]

[Metal Guru]

4 minutes ago, DVee8 said:

Old pub quiz question. They normally include Johnny Dumfries , but the board does say “best”. Debatable whether that should include Irvine.

[LightBulbFun]

Om Nom Nom Nom

[Noel Tidybeard]

getting a phone call from Yianni from yiannimize to say "you've won a prize"

[Remspoor]

Thought they were using E5 and E10 petrol here in Spain. It would seem they are not after all. Only six fuel stations are dispensing this crap.

Web page in Spanish translated into English via Google.

 

[myglaren]

[TheOtherStu]

4 hours ago, Noel Tidybeard said:

getting a phone call from Yianni from yiannimize to say "you've won a prize"

If you need a car to wrap, I've one that would do the job (I'm not sure I could afford Yianni)

[GeorgeB]

20 hours ago, andy18s said:

Whut?

[MikeR]

my wife wanted to see more of the caravan when ever she wanted ....

so i fitted a security camera to view it via her phone ...

sorted

[Wack]

6 hours ago, Remspoor said:

Thought they were using E5 and E10 petrol here in Spain. It would seem they are not after all. Only six fuel stations are dispensing this crap.

Web page in Spanish translated into English via Google.

 

While E5 is still available it's what I'll be filling up with , they're committed to phasing out petrol so they won't care if it fucks your engine up a couple of years sooner than it would with E5 .

[Remspoor]

9 minutes ago, Wack said:

they're committed

who is they?

[Wack]

5 minutes ago, Remspoor said:

who is they?

The government 

[High Jetter]

3 hours ago, GeorgeB said:

Whut?

Moi aussi

[paulplom]

10 hours ago, GeorgeB said:

Whut?

Cats and certain dogs chase the red dots on a wall or whatever.

[Dick Cheeseburger]

On 12/3/2021 at 11:12 PM, Metal Guru said:

40p sliced white is awful, last time I bought it was for feeding the ducks.

I hope not. 

[Remspoor]

13 hours ago, Wack said:

The government 

I assume you mean the British government. However, if you read what I am pleased about and the translated website I am writing about Spain. We here only have 6 fuel stations that dispensing E10. The article says that that there is little incentive to make it countrywide. That is a win.

[Wack]

30 minutes ago, Remspoor said:

I assume you mean the British government. However, if you read what I am pleased about and the translated website I am writing about Spain. We here only have 6 fuel stations that dispensing E10. The article says that that there is little incentive to make it countrywide. That is a win.

Sorry didn't make myself very clear 

I think it's probably part of the big plan in the UK to force those on low pay with older cars to use E10 then when their cars break down it's just one less ICE car on the road.

The future will be driverless electric cars paid for by app , they'll just be parked at charging stations like taxi's at a taxi rank , you'll get in and the app will charge you and take you where you want to go 

Owned cars will be for the wealthy , that's how I see it going anyway 

[vulgalour]

It works again!  Had a little drive and all seems good, I'll do a longer drive when it stops raining since I'd like to be able to see out of the glass a bit better and having some mirrors on the outside would be handy too.

 

[goosey]

Couple of Raptors stalking me in the workshop today

[richardmorris]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-59531846

Impressive railway. 

[New POD]

I kind of led my girlfriend to believe I was renting the basement in a mill as I was a wine collector....

Fucking hell. She must have been relieved when he said, I've got something to show you in the basement, but it's not wine.