What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[DVee8]

[Ghosty]

Dickhead neighbours are GONE. 

[cobblers]

Now you just have to dispose of the bodies

[Wack]

Slow broadband , Elon to the rescue 🤣

 

Order Starlink

Ansley Rd, Nuneaton CV10, UK

Starlink is targeting coverage in your area in mid to late 2021. You will receive a notification once your Starlink is ready to ship.

Hardware
£439.00
Service
£89.00 /mo
Shipping & Handling
£54.00

Due Today

£89.00

[beko1987]

I've just put fuel in my car for the first time this year... I've never had £20 last so long! 

Stuck £30 of super diesel in because I felt sorry for it

[outlaw118]

Just had a domestic customer call who's just had a 3 month water bill for £297,069.66.

"Hello, I think there may be a problem with my meter"

[Sunny Jim]

[Wack]

23 hours ago, High Jetter said:

half the parents have forgotten how to drive it seems.

They have on the motorways , before turning the hard shoulder into a live lane they should've sent a survey out

If there are 4 lanes , which one will you drive in at 60mph 

1

2

3 ✅

4 

Fuck that then 

[myglaren]

4 hours ago, Wack said:

Slow broadband , Elon to the rescue 🤣

 

Order Starlink

Ansley Rd, Nuneaton CV10, UK

Starlink is targeting coverage in your area in mid to late 2021. You will receive a notification once your Starlink is ready to ship.

Hardware
£439.00
Service
£89.00 /mo
Shipping & Handling
£54.00

Due Today

£89.00

That looks like an awful lot of £££££'s

[Wack]

Just now, myglaren said:

That looks like an awful lot of £££££'s

It does and that's plus vat I think so £117 a month after the install fee 

[somewhatfoolish]

1 hour ago, myglaren said:

That looks like an awful lot of £££££'s

If you like your internetz and live in the <5% of the country that BT struggle to supply with reliable telephone service never mind fibre optic, it may make sense; can starlink be readily used as a node for a group of houses/block of flats etc?

[vulgalour]

 

This badge feels like a threat.  It could be yours: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-Pin-Badge-Advertising-British-Leyland-Cars/184630803377

[Tadhg Tiogar]

7 hours ago, vulgalour said:

 

This badge feels like a threat....

It could only be more of a threat if it read "We know where you live"

[Cord Fourteener]

39 minutes ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

It could only be more of a threat if it read "We know where you live"

Google: we know where you live, we know what you do and who you do it with and when.

We're all about a paperless world. Oh, and we own the biggest killer robot company in the world. 

Fahrenheit 451 is here...

[Tadhg Tiogar]

14 hours ago, Sunny Jim said:

If Harry and Meghan were to separate, which of them would be East Sussex and which would be West Sussex? 🤔

[artdjones]

38 minutes ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

If Harry and Meghan were to separate, which of them would be East Sussex and which would be West Sussex? 🤔

Wait a while and you may find out.

[chaseracer]

The new crematorium on the old mining land down the road from Chaseracer Towers is almost complete...

Decorative footpath design by Partridge...

[Floatylight]

45 minutes ago, chaseracer said:

The new crematorium on the old mining land down the road from Chaseracer Towers is almost complete...

Decorative footpath design by Partridge...

In the words of Brian Potter - "It's a 50ft Cock & Balls Man.."

[Ghosty]

[outlaw118]

9 minutes ago, Ghosty said:

WTAF? Where did you find this you little spectre?

[Ghosty]

3 minutes ago, outlaw118 said:

WTAF? Where did you find this you little spectre?

I was looking for parts on a FB group and I found a link to a free manual, it turned out to be one of those spammy ebook sites with a load of fake comments with the title pasted in. 

[strangeangel]

[richardmorris]

40 minutes ago, strangeangel said:

I doubt it’s her. My money would be on Andrew or princess Michael of Kent - she did wear the blackamoor broach to the party.

[somewhatfoolish]

22 hours ago, richardmorris said:

I doubt it’s her. My money would be on Andrew or princess Michael of Kent - she did wear the blackamoor broach to the party.

My money's on either of the Kents; they have a rep for being well up their own arses; not naming is bollocks, she's doing exactly what she's moaning at the shitrags for, peddling gossip.

[strangeangel]

42 minutes ago, richardmorris said:

I doubt it’s her.

 

Not arsed really... in the 21st century we should be doing away with the lot of them, both the privileged by birth and 14th rate actresses/Jerry Springer escapees alike.

 

[chaseracer]

6 hours ago, chaseracer said:

The new crematorium on the old mining land down the road from Chaseracer Towers is almost complete...

Decorative footpath design by Partridge...

This is the Holiday Inn (previously a Ramada) a couple of miles away near the M6 Toll junction...

Can anyone perceive an emerging theme?

[puddlethumper]

1 hour ago, strangeangel said:

 

Not arsed really... in the 21st century we should be doing away with the lot of them, both the privileged by birth and 14th rate actresses/Jerry Springer escapees alike.

 

Quite agree. We should be a republic in this day and age. Royals are an outdated anachronism. That House of bloody Lords can get in the sea as well.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

15 minutes ago, puddlethumper said:

Quite agree. We should be a republic in this day and age. Royals are an outdated anachronism. That House of bloody Lords can get in the sea as well.

Yes, we need a completely new type of corrupt system!

[Tadhg Tiogar]

34 minutes ago, chaseracer said:

This is the Holiday Inn (previously a Ramada) a couple of miles away near the M6 Toll junction...

Can anyone perceive an emerging theme?

There's clearly some sort of informal competition going on amongst the architect fraternity to see who can get away with the most genitalia-shaped designs....

[chaseracer]

The local developer who built the hotel is a bit of a dick.  Maybe that's it.