What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[loserone]

1 hour ago, wuvvum said:

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There's been a rally of them down here the last few days, but my requests for photos to be taken whilst I'm driving either fall on deaf ears or result in a picture of the inside of a 406

[Out Run]

My Wahoo went a bit mad.

[Wack]

Is the upcoming  low winter sun worrying you 

do you want to look the dogs bollocks 

then step this way With your wallet wide open

[Tadhg Tiogar]

^^

How much!!!???

[Wack]

They were £750-1000 last week but they sold a few so somebody in the boardroom thought

fuck me they're selling, far too cheap , if they'll pay £1000 they'll pay £2250

 

[anonymous user]

That's a bit much to pay knowing that they will just get stepped on by that mafia bloke, just after you have crashed into a bulldozer 

[Supernaut]

11 hours ago, Tayne said:

At Aberdeen Uni?

Will you be able to terrorise the IT dept?

Yes, and I don't know. Would be rude not to go past service desk...

[MikeR]

Err dont forget the next big event .

I have made a start .....

[wuvvum]

Who is Xmax, and why are they happy?

[wuvvum]

Hermes have outdone themselves again.

I know they're slow, but 1,089 years to deliver a parcel is excessive even by their standards.

[SRi05]

27 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

Hermes have outdone themselves again.

I know they're slow, but 1,089 years to deliver a parcel is excessive even by their standards.

Better make sure you're in that day

[juular]

1 hour ago, wuvvum said:

Hermes have outdone themselves again.

I know they're slow, but 1,089 years to deliver a parcel is excessive even by their standards.

3109? Get one of your clones to stay in by the teleporter. They'll probably just beam a card across to say you weren't in. 

[richardmorris]

My favourite local story for a while. Not for the subject, but answering the door in a floral nightie holding the samurai sword with which he'd just cut off his mum's head. Apparently the supreme commander told him to do it.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/man-stabbed-mother-with-ornamental-sword-before-putting-her-head-in-freezer/ar-BB18AShz?ocid=msedgntp

[Wack]

Just read this on another forum

Hello guys!
I'm kinda new here, so forgive me if this is in the wrong thread... i though this is a good place to ask.
I am 21 and i've never been much of a car fan. I've always liked walking sooo much, but recently i've decided that in the near future i will be looking to buy a car for the sake of comfort and protection from really cold and really hot weather... and a few other reasons.
I need someone who understand to give me his opinion on a car. What are the pros and cons? Is it good for a casual unexpirienced driver? I just like how it loooooooks.

The car in question

 

A 1968 Maserati Ghibli 4.7

[wuvvum]

Can you provide a link?  It could turn out to be one of "those" threads...

[anonymous user]

Either a supreme troll or an absolute nutter, my money would be on the former.

 

 

[Wack]

that car would be 200k , he's joined sportsmaserati to ask about it , could be a rich arab I suppose, he doesn't like cars much but wants a 200k supercar for when the weather isn't suitable for walking

[somewhatfoolish]

Did they come with A/C capable of dealing with summer in the middle east? I doubt it being a late 60s supercar, possibly no A/C at all.

[paulplom]

Indian road rage. Watch till the end.

 

[Tadhg Tiogar]

1 hour ago, anonymous user said:

Either a supreme troll or an absolute nutter, my money would be on the former.

The phrasing used sounds like some sort of algorithm 

[hairnet]

rofl about mum talking about the just eat ad with snoop dogg

she even knows who he is and was saying - why is he doing adverts with all his money

rotflmfao

i think hes doing it for LOLZ

shes 73 wtf lmao

[paulplom]

He is the coolest man on the planet right now. 

[Remspoor]

On 8/31/2020 at 9:49 PM, myglaren said:

Map is a bit inaccurate. There is a bit of Spain, called the Costa Blanca, that is a little bit of us there too.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/pics/pictures/gallery/british-tourists-take-part-annual-18696424

[Jerzy Woking]

Two days short of seven months after I received an offer for my house, it got to completion stage today.

Solicitors and Estate Agent paid, new owner moved in and is happy, and it's a huge weight off of my shoulders.

I'm having a few beers tonight!

[Landy Mann]

Number 7. At least it's telling more truth than the OE manual for once... And tips on filling land rover swivels...

[Borsuq]

Just booked a week off starting Monday. Haven't really had time off since early January and corona made everything crazy throughout the year for hospital employees like me. Realised how much I needed a little time off when I barely managed to drag myself out of bed on Monday. Not planning on going anywhere, but hopefully the weather won't be terrible. Haven't been able to drive the Polonez in almost 3 weeks now due to work/shit weather/it being stuck at the detailers, so hopefully I'll be able to remedy that soon.

The FSO's due a 2nd polish and waxing late this week and you can definitely expect to hear from me in the grumpy thread if that ends up taking longer than expected again.

[myglaren]

 

 

[dozeydustman]

Corolla has got another year’s worth of emoty.

Not sure if any advisories yet but will be picking up in a bit

[myglaren]

[iainrcz]

I was outside washing the car earlier and some school kids cycled past.
One of them excitedly shouted and pointed "there's the guy with the Porsche"

I hate to spoil your day kidder, but it's a Subaru with the wrong badges on.