What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[busmansholiday]

The middle of Lidl has turned up trump's again.

Two quid each, except the sanding belts, a quid.

[anonymous user]

3 hours ago, Wack said:

Just in time for Christmas too

I think the expression is bat shit crazy

 

I generally have a Black Christmas, not a huge fan of the forced jollity, so whilst I put up a tree it is black, with blackbirds and crows in it for decorations. I have a Christmas hat which usually goes on the least annoyed dog, or the skeleton, or the bear. (It looked stupid on the shark)

[HillmanImp]

 

[hairnet]

fast and loud

61 ford falcon

oh my how do i now clear up this mess i made

ooofffffff hnnnnggggg etc

[Floatylight]

Popped into a scrap yard I used to go to 20 years ago (Jenkinsons - Sandon Bank), still the same, still brilliantly chaotic and somewhere you can wonder I with your own tools and set about getting your bits..

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[Skizzer]

Christ, that Daimler XJ looks less rusty than mine.  

[Roobarb]

1 hour ago, HillmanImp said:

 

‘...got some money...’ But not for long.

When you come to trade it in, it’ll be worth buttons (ask me how I know - hint:Mrs Roobarb)

[twosmoke300]

I mean just look at it !!!!

 

Better pics when I see it in daylight .

[Remspoor]

[catsinthewelder]

I can see why people with lazy/infirm dogs do that knowing the irritation of a dog who didn't like to follow me.

I just couldn't do that to myself in public,  A Suzuki X90 would be less embarassing.

[Cavcraft]

My missus has got a dog pram, so she can take him into shops. Not on my watch, she doesn't.

 

 

[paulplom]

Surely the whole point taking a dog out is to exercise it?

[MrDuke]

Not so much with bulldogs, exercise tends to make them keel over with massive coronaries. Yay for inbreeding! 

[Cavcraft]

4 hours ago, paulplom said:

Surely the whole point taking a dog out is to exercise it?

 

It is, or it should be. It's so she can take him in shops with her as she doesn't like leaving him at home by himself. 

[xtriple]

I'm contemplating getting one for Phoebe! She can't walk far anymore and so misses out. But I couldn't push one further than she can walk so it would be an excercise in utter futility!

[anonymous user]

1 hour ago, xtriple said:

I'm contemplating getting one for Phoebe! She can't walk far anymore and so misses out. But I couldn't push one further than she can walk so it would be an excercise in utter futility!

Get a small cart for you and Phoebe and use Chester to pull it.

[paulplom]

2 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

 

It is, or it should be. It's so she can take him in shops with her as she doesn't like leaving him at home by himself. 

I meant the dude in the photo

[HillmanImp]

6 hours ago, paulplom said:

Surely the whole point taking a dog out is to exercise it?

Reminds me of that episode of All creatures Great and Small where the rich lady with the fat dog was told to walk it more and they came round to check up on it and the butler was walking it round the grounds by carrying it on a cushion.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

15 minutes ago, HillmanImp said:

Reminds me of that episode of All creatures Great and Small where the rich lady with the fat dog was told to walk it more and they came round to check up on it and the butler was walking it round the grounds by carrying it on a cushion.

The dog was called Tricki-Woo

#uselesstrivia

[twosmoke300]

Owned by Mrs Pumprey and had trouble with an impacted anal gland iirc . 
Guess whose books I used to read as a kid ?

[quicksilver]

@dollywobbler spoke to me through my cat's arse this morning It was very surreal to walk in and hear his dulcet tones until I realised he (the cat, not DW) was sitting on my phone, completely hidden by his fat belly, and had managed to hit the play button on a YouTube notification!

[DVee8]

We are having a long weekend in the land of volvo, in Dumfries and Galloway. No1 son looking around Whilst complaining he is bored spots the original Italian job on dvd. We are now feet u, beer on the table,educating the kids in Michael Caine..

[myglaren]

[Tadhg Tiogar]

18 minutes ago, myglaren said:

That is excellent. A companion for Roundabouts of Britain.

Meanwhile, am just after discovering that Ruislip still has this:

 

[somewhatfoolish]

I got the shits from eating in a Wimpy in (I think) 1988; I've boycotted them since.

[cobblers]

I had a wimpy at a bowling alley when I was 9 and that one services on the M1 that had one 14 years ago when I was drunk and had been awake on aeroplanes for 32 hours previous. Both positive experiences.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

31 minutes ago, cobblers said:

I had a wimpy at a bowling alley when I was 9 and that one services on the M1 that had one 14 years ago when I was drunk and had been awake on aeroplanes for 32 hours previous. Both positive experiences.

There's another one in Hornchurch. I'm amazed that these joints somehow grimly hang on. 

[Tayne]

Watching The Crown on Netflix.

Princess Anne is barely in it but at one point is seen driving up to Buckingham Palace.

Thats right, it was a Scimitar.

[wuvvum]

Ooh, did Princess Anne have a Scimitar?  I never knew that!

[captain_70s]

I went to a Wimpy in Dumfries circa 2011. It was weird.