What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Conan]

Collection thread when.

[hairnet]

9 minutes ago, Conan said:

Collection thread when.

 

[Wack]

Opening the fridge door to see most of the contents still there, opening a cupboard to see clean glasses waiting to be used, dishwasher only on twice a week, washing basket not bursting at the seams.

 

Yes I think you can guess, both of my children are at University

[New POD]

53 minutes ago, Wack said:

Opening the fridge door to see most of the contents still there, opening a cupboard to see clean glasses waiting to be used, dishwasher only on twice a week, washing basket not bursting at the seams.

 

Yes I think you can guess, both of my children are at University

Change the locks and book a cruise the week before Christmas...? 

[Rovorsche]

The BBC has amused me today with the article on Labour being subjected to some sort of cyber attack and the campaign tools website being broken by too many users.

At the bottom of the article is the login link for the world and dog to click on.

Yeah, that will help!

[Floatylight]

Had a job interview this morning which went 1000% better than the last one which was torture..

Also had a PPI/ Plevin payout, not huge but thinking of treating myself to a few tools or more likely a weekend away with Mrs FL..

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[Floatylight]

Had a job interview this morning which went 1000% better than the last one which was torture..

Also had a PPI/ Plevin payout, not huge but thinking of treating myself to a few tools or more likely a weekend away with Mrs FL..

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Today just gets better and better, Smollest has just called and let me know he's got a job, working in the Screwfix warehouse.. great news for him, just what he needs, get some money & some self belief after the education system has failed him spectacularly...

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[HillmanImp]

Hopefully I've just secured a lock up in quite a nice area, just a few miles from my house for £50pm. 

Might lob the Porsche in there for winter assuming it's not going to sell and worry about it in the summer instead. Or I might even keep it if I have the room?

This will mean I'm after a winter beater though, which I'm looking forward to buying.

[loserone]

Step right this way sir; https://www.gumtree.com/p/subaru/subaru-legacy-spec-b-30-h6-manual-estate/1357258359

[andy18s]

1 hour ago, Floatylight said:

Today just gets better and better, Smollest has just called and let me know he's got a job, working in the Screwfix warehouse.. great news for him, just what he needs, get some money & some self belief after the education system has failed him spectacularly...

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Staff discount?

[Floatylight]

Staff discount?

Mmm, BIL works for them and gets 20%

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[andy18s]

1 hour ago, loserone said:

Step right this way sir; https://www.gumtree.com/p/subaru/subaru-legacy-spec-b-30-h6-manual-estate/1357258359

If i could persuade the mrs to use rhd over here in BG then I'd be all over this....

She had an Impreza spec D in the UK,and loved it...

[loserone]

1 hour ago, andy18s said:

If i could persuade the mrs to use rhd over here in BG then I'd be all over this....

She had an Impreza spec D in the UK,and loved it...

Asking price up front and I'll deliver ?

[HillmanImp]

2 hours ago, loserone said:

Step right this way sir; https://www.gumtree.com/p/subaru/subaru-legacy-spec-b-30-h6-manual-estate/1357258359

Sadly, it's way out of my price range as I've not sold the Porsche.  

I'm looking at a few hundred quid. I might go crazy though, you never know as I would LOVE that so expect a weird nonsensical email asking to make a bank transfer at approx 1am on Saturday morning

[andy18s]

36 minutes ago, loserone said:

Asking price up front and I'll deliver ?

It's the fact it's not lhd that puts her off.....

[myglaren]

 

 

 

[busmansholiday]

[puddlethumper]

2 hours ago, myglaren said:

 

 

 

It borders NEW Mexico. Trump is a fart.

[Wack]

For sale in poundland apparently 

 

[Ohdearme]

Driving long distance at night with a clear sky, full moon, not much traffic and some 80’s synth tunes as if I’m something out of Night Rider.

[LightBulbFun]

5 minutes ago, Ohdearme said:

Driving long distance at night with a clear sky, full moon, not much traffic and some 80’s synth tunes as if I’m something out of Night Rider.

the above plus music from this artist

 

is something I very much look forward to once I am able to hit the open road  

 

[Ohdearme]

1 hour ago, LightBulbFun said:

the above plus music from this artist

 

is something I very much look forward to once I am able to hit the open road  

 

Precisely the kind of music I’m listening to, see also; Midnight danger, Data, wice 

[HillmanImp]

Miami nights 1984. 

https://youtu.be/64g2RzGmvUk

[Rovorsche]

1 hour ago, LightBulbFun said:

the above plus music from this artist

 

is something I very much look forward to once I am able to hit the open road  

 

I quite like this but I have no idea why

 

 

[barefoot]

You know that irritating pull out 'Easylife' bollocks stapled into the centre of the TV mag?

If you don't peruse it regularly, you may have missed a new item on page 11

 

[Tenmil Socket]

2 minutes ago, barefoot said:

You know that irritating pull out 'Easylife' bollocks stapled into the centre of the TV mag?

If you don't peruse it regularly, you may have missed a new item on page 11

 

I'm gobsmacked...

[Jazoli]

39 minutes ago, Tenmil Socket said:

I'm gobsmacked...

They've been selling sex toys in these type of pullout mags for years, check out the Hitachi magic wand that was always in Saga magazine

[robinmasters]

20 minutes ago, Jazoli said:

They've been selling sex toys in these type of pullout mags for years, check out the Hitachi magic wand that was always in Saga magazine

Is that why those things have such a long wide handle? So that people with arthritic hands and limited movement can use them? ?

In other news, I just typed 'Coronation Street' and it autocorrect to Floodplain Street-I thought predictive text predicted the words, not the near future. 

[MarvinsMom]

yeay!! telly is working!!

 

 

[Tamworthbay]

Good old Ovlov let’s me know a bulb is out, even better is that the Halfords 99p clearance bulb set has the right one. Even better is unlike new shite I didn’t need to strip the entire front end to swap it. Result.