What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[New POD]

11 minutes ago, richardthestag said:

My oldest has just finished y2 and was living in Selly Oak, September he moves back there again for y3. David will do Y1 in Halls 

The site of Selly Oak Aldi is where the curry house was.  

[meggersdog]

Car came in for MoT today and it has the wrong size tyre on one side. Checked the date and it's 2018 the other side is 2017. Trying to work out if I missed it last year so in the end I check last MoT. It was done at the main dealer. The relief that I hadn't missed something so obvious was great.

When asked about his tyre the customer shrugged and said it's only ever been to the main dealer until now.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

Living up to the name:

 

[scdan4]

Talk of the estate today, a fiat 500 in for pdi paint correction. Brand new on brand new random dvla plates. Lady owner picking it up tomorrow. The random reg is..

VA68 EEF

poor girl is going to have a dawning moment of realisation at some point this month.

[New POD]

13 minutes ago, scdan4 said:

Talk of the estate today, a fiat 500 in for pdi paint correction. Brand new on brand new random dvla plates. Lady owner picking it up tomorrow. The random reg is..

VA68 EEF

poor girl is going to have a dawning moment of realisation at some point this month.

Or 69,??? 

[richardmorris]

42 minutes ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

Living up to the name:

 

I saw that online. Another second or so and the obese moron would have had a heart attack. Perhaps his car didn’t have a reverse gear?

[Tadhg Tiogar]

5 minutes ago, richardmorris said:

I saw that online. Another second or so and the obese moron would have had a heart attack. Perhaps his car didn’t have a reverse gear?

Sounds like someone who doesn't have to work much for a living and who believes in the superiority of Germany....

[wuvvum]

I now know that there is a car called a VW Arteon.  Every day is a school day.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

13 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

... VW Arteon.....

Would have been called a Mk.2 "Passat CC" but not pretentiously avantgarde enough.

[HMC]

^ my brother has one. Another of vws model names where on the bootlid- the characters are applied individually below the VW badge; and it just looks like one or several letters have fallen off.

I genuinely thought T-ROC was TAROK with someone clumsily snapping the edges off the “A”when loading stuff. 

[Tadhg Tiogar]

10 minutes ago, HMC said:

.... the characters are applied individually below the VW badge; and it just looks like one or several letters have fallen off.

I genuinely thought T-ROC was TAROK with someone clumsily snapping the edges off the “A”when loading stuff. 

They'll probably fall off over time. I've seen the T-ROC SUV and thought it was a tie-up with some brand of vodka.

[puddlethumper]

Got the latest Classic Van and Pick-up mag today. I iz appy.

[Wack]

11 hours ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

Sounds like someone who doesn't have to work much for a living and who believes in the superiority of Germany....

That's why I drive a 40k motor 

Not any more mate , it's a year old VW , 22k tops now

3 years from now when you've finished paying for it you'll be lucky to have 8k left 

 

[iainrcz]

Swapped the jap crap* on to my breakdown cover and got a £5 refund










* I definitely hadn't forgotten.

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[Aston Martin]

Is this a trap?

 

 

[Andyrew]

£123 hand job? 

[Aston Martin]

2 minutes ago, Andyrew said:

£123 hand job? 

Sounds grate.

[dozeydustman]

I got a "tip" while at work today for taking a bit extra.

 

[Amishtat]

Devotees of local long-vanished public transport will understand just how pleased I am that this has been written and that I now have a copy, ninety years after it closed. 

[HillmanImp]

I can iz troll

Quick Facebook search. 

Sort out child for 40mins and then paste. 

[hairnet]

Waiting for.an plane

Something he didn't do

[DVee8]

Popped up on facebook.

[gm]

Has someone turned up the pump ?

odd to see diesils racing, sound weird too

 

[hairnet]

LOL

 

@STUNO

[Jim Bell]

[hairnet]

I'm not sad no I'm not

[Jim Bell]

Flatley my dear, I don't riv er dance. 

[cobblers]

It can't be a coincidence that a MIG tip is exactly the same size as a 13A fuse. Incredibly convenient too!

[SRi05]

5 hours ago, Jim Bell said:

Flatley my dear, I don't riv er dance. 

I was hoping to see this, I leave satisfied 

[dozeydustman]