What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Christine]

I'm still comfortable.

 

Someone told me always have a comfy bed and comfy boots , because if you're not in one you're in the other

[iainrcz]

Gave the car a scrub today.

 

Looks slightly less like an uncared for heap now.

 

We'll, not now. Unless you have a torch, it's dark.

 

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[stonedagain]

Jeremy Corbyn's Perry comb over, looks like he brushed his arse hair over the top.

[barefoot]

Someone told me always have a comfy bed and comfy boots

 

 

Bollocks.

[anonymous user]

Bollocks.

Yes, make sure they're comfy as well

[twosmoke300]

Wouldnt fancy doing my job barefoot tbh.

[Sheefag]

having met Fuzz at a car meet at his workshop in Oldbury, I felt I was talking to a man with a proper sense of right and wrong.

 

If that is true, i am disgusted.......

 

 

 

That he didn't shit in it.

 

Anyway I salute the man and if he ever goes into politics, i will move house to his constituency to ensure that I can vote for him.

 

The fat Eton wanker? Knife crime is too good for him. If I carried a knife, which I don't. I wouldn't want to get it stained with his special self serving, arrogant blue blood which only special people have.

 

I would happily shit in his bolenger 67.

Nah. He's probably* having an affair with your wife right now....

 

*or would try if he knew her. Proper little twatface.

 

I'm sorry. He's a Tory with no spine.

 

Or a Tory as we call them.

 

Two examples of that 'kinder, gentler politics' that nice Mr Corbyn was talking about.

[Cavcraft]

Selling a very old (probably 1940's) cycle on Facebook. Having dealt with a handful of the usual 'best price'  morons (despite saying 'no offers and no best price questions' some bloke from a salvage reclamation yard (not Scouse Welsh Drew) bought it. I dropped it off at no extra cost as he came across as a decent bloke, and I spent some time in his yard admiring all his stuff.

 

One of the dickheads asking about it offered me half the price, told them I'd seen a £3,599.99 Specialized Roubaix in a local bike shop, mentioned they told me no offers and asked what he thought my chances are of getting it for half that were.

[SiC]

Another lovely new Binzle MB15 torch acquired! I didn't actually really need it as I have 2 perfectly good Binzle torches already!

 

However the newer 4 metre one I bought works but the rollers need to be kept absolutely super clean. The older 3m torch that came with my machine works absolutely fine. But these are a newer design - more comfortable to hold and the base of the torch has a nice swivel ball joint. Makes it a lot easier* to get into tight spaces when welding.

 

Anyone interested or could do with my old Binzle MB15 Torch?

 

 

* Doesn't really but that's the justification I'm giving myself for spending money I didn't really need to spend.

[wuvvum]

This morning on the way into work I overtook a Tesla which appeared to be in limp mode and was crawling along at about 15mph with its hazards on.  I'm ashamed* to say I did a Schadenfreude.

[andy18s]

Another lovely new Binzle MB15 torch acquired! I didn't actually really need it as I have 2 perfectly good Binzle torches already!

 

However the newer 4 metre one I bought works but the rollers need to be kept absolutely super clean. The older 3m torch that came with my machine works absolutely fine. But these are a newer design - more comfortable to hold and the base of the torch has a nice swivel ball joint. Makes it a lot easier* to get into tight spaces when welding.

 

Anyone interested or could do with my old Binzle MB15 Torch?

 

 

* Doesn't really but that's the justification I'm giving myself for spending money I didn't really need to spend.

How much?

My new welder is a cracking piece of kit but the torch is where costs were trimmed

[SiC]

How much?

My new welder is a cracking piece of kit but the torch is where costs were trimmed

This is the torch in question. Older model but it's the one I've been using for most of the 1100 welding so far. I've put a new liner in it since I've had it to (probably didn't really need it tbh).

 

 

On eBay they seem to go for £10-£25 plus postage. If you want it, you can have for just the cost of postage. I will only have it sitting around on the shelf gathering dust otherwise.

 

Drop me a PM if you're interested. Also let me know what size wire you use (0.8mm or 0.6mm) and I'll stick a new tip on it.

[vulgalour]

I wonder if the new chair (still comfy) is related to my suddenly improved sleep?  Since getting it I've slept really well and woken up without a lot of the usual aches and pains.

[Pillock]

Someone told me always have a comfy bed and comfy boots , because if you're not in one you're in the other

I know some women who do a lot of lying down in shoes, they must be super comfy.

[vulgalour]

They must either be very small women, or the shoes must be very large.

[Pillock]

Flexible, and a bit of lubricant.

[andy18s]

This is the torch in question. Older model but it's the one I've been using for most of the 1100 welding so far. I've put a new liner in it since I've had it to (probably didn't really need it tbh).

 

 

On eBay they seem to go for £10-£25 plus postage. If you want it, you can have for just the cost of postage. I will only have it sitting around on the shelf gathering dust otherwise.

 

Drop me a PM if you're interested. Also let me know what size wire you use (0.8mm or 0.6mm) and I'll stick a new tip on it.

Pm sent,much appreciated

[sierraman]

Is it me or is that bird that plays Jo Scott in White Gold fit as fuck in those 80’s C&A power dressing outfits.

[myglaren]

url=https://metro.co.uk/2013/06/26/gallery-ex-top-gear-presenter-sparks-unlikely-internet-craze-woollarding-3856866/

 

Weird, link hidden behind title not working

Edited April 12, 2019 by myglaren

[SiC]

url=https://metro.co.uk/2013/06/26/gallery-ex-top-gear-presenter-sparks-unlikely-internet-craze-woollarding-3856866/

 

Weird, link hidden behind title not working

Try this:

https://metro.co.uk/2013/06/26/gallery-ex-top-gear-presenter-sparks-unlikely-internet-craze-woollarding-3856866/

[myglaren]

Try this:

https://metro.co.uk/2013/06/26/gallery-ex-top-gear-presenter-sparks-unlikely-internet-craze-woollarding-3856866/

Link worked but I prefer to hide the messy link itself by enclosing a descriptive word within the tags.

 

i.e. Metro.

 

Which oddly worked there - in the original the 'Metro' was there but didn't work as a link.

Edited April 12, 2019 by myglaren

[Christine]

Bedtime reading book i got today 

It's a bit musty smelling , hope my wife's asleep 

 

 

[Floatylight]

The confusing mix of joy/shame of recognising some AS members in there....

Lolz! Paging ChaceRacer

 

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[New POD]

Two examples of that 'kinder, gentler politics' that nice Mr Corbyn was talking about.

I vote labour for a reason.

 

Because voting for the alternative woukd be impossible.

 

 

 

Because the alternative went to Eton, Cambridge and view 80% of the population as scum. Whilst wishing to be wealthy myself. I'd like the wealth of the top 5% shared with the bottom 50%.

 

Sorry politiks my bad.

[Lacquer Peel]

Two examples of that 'kinder, gentler politics' that nice Mr Corbyn was talking about.

Fuck off.

[The Moog]

Points to the hidden politics forum - fill ya boots in there

[dozeydustman]

anyway....

 

Back to the Woolarding topic, I was wondering how many shiters would be featured.

 

WW must have been a bus-shiter, I wonder if he likes a screaming O.510 as much as I do.

 

[andy18s]

More essential reading....

[Sir Snipes]

Wait, what??

[Sheefag]

I vote labour for a reason.

 

Because voting for the alternative woukd be impossible.

 

 

 

Because the alternative went to Eton, Cambridge and view 80% of the population as scum. Whilst wishing to be wealthy myself. I'd like the wealth of the top 5% shared with the bottom 50%.

 

Sorry politiks my bad.

 

I just struggle a bit with the concept that there's good hate and bad hate. I think it's always been a real vote killer for the left.

It's a bit like the relentless radical third wave message that all men are bastards and potential rapists, any credibility of the campaign is lost in the hate.

It's a case of criticising the tactics of your opponent whilst adopting the very same.