stonedagain

Spawn of the devil

There should be a wire cable tucked behind the front bumper you can pull to release the bonnet latch.

Gummi Pflege.

They need a lot more rubbing down, the original UV protection coating needs to be completely removed. That's why your lamps are blotchy.

My Boxster had them, also my Freelander 2 had them.

Excellent thread!

Last night, I decided to open a bottle of Baileys that someone gave me at Christmas. Took the top off, went to pour some into a glass but nothing came out. So I gave the bottle a shake and tried again. This time some came out, but it was thick and lumpy! So I checked the label on the bottle.........it said use by 2011! Can't remember who gave me it either!

The village I live in, they're knocking the houses down to build slums!

So it's left hand Drive?

Ask Alexa to fart, pmsl!

How did she manage to get the diesel pump nozzle into the petrol filler neck?

Just shop her to your local cuntcil, they can issue fines for leaving the bin out on the wrong day.

Try smearing dog shit on the Wheely bin handle!

Tell her you're gay?

Don't spend it all at once!

Freelander 2? Mine has been excellent in the 3 years I've owned it.

No, you need to use a UV resistant coating.

That's why I flatly refuse to use them!

There's two of those festering ln a garden round the corner from me, I think one of them is an executive. (Along with two Jags, two Sierras & a Metrot)!

I hope the parents of those brainwashed kids get fined for keeping them off school!

Jimmy Osmond singing long haired lover from Liverpool?

In the carawagon?

I fitted one of those kits to a Vectra C , a bit fiddly to fit but it was spot on.

Royal fucking mail! Waiting for a tracked parcel to arrive, it seems to be being shunted back & forth between sorting offices for 2 days now. It was only 4 miles from my house yesterday, now it's at North Tyneside!

Ds is drive slope, provides engine braking when going down hill.