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Went for another look at my neighbour's Nova SR tonight and agreed to try and get it running again.

 

She has had it from new and it is totally standard save for a towbar.

 

Why have I only mojo for other peoples stuff?

Offer her £300 And flog it on eBay for £4k

 

no?

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Went for another look at my neighbour's Nova SR tonight and agreed to try and get it running again.

 

She has had it from new and it is totally standard save for a towbar.

 

Why have I only mojo for other peoples stuff?

 

Hi, does your neighbour need a kidney or any bollocks or lungs or anything? 

Guest Hooli
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I don't have a telly at all, instead I just tell people I don't have a telly wherever possible and that's entertainment enough for me.

 

It is funny seeing their poor confused faces when they ask 'but what do you do all evening?' Seems comments like listen to the radio & read books just confuses them further. I'd fear for the human race if I didn't already know it was doomed by stupidity in recent generations.

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I don't have a telly at all, instead I just tell people I don't have a telly wherever possible and that's entertainment enough for me.

I have a couple spare due to kids coming back from university and then moving in with partners who have "better" stuf Plus my landlord of my midweek digs put a 42 inch in my room. I haven't turned it on because I can't be arsed to buy batteries for the remote.
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It is funny seeing their poor confused faces when they ask 'but what do you do all evening?' Seems comments like listen to the radio & read books spending all night on Autoshite just confuses them further. I'd fear for the human race if I didn't already know it was doomed by stupidity in recent generations.

FTFY

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The plates will definitely be going, I hate them! Probably get a set of raised digit ones from Tippers.

 

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Found a set of 70s shades inside too!

 

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Ooh, that Marina really does look very nice. Very 70s with the vibrantly coloured blue vinyl interior, which desperately needs to make a comeback.

 

However those sunglasses are top draw, and they even match the car. Well bought again; both look to be excellent purchases.

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A few more photos (I should probably start a thread really). I got the boot cleared out of crap and the floor is mint.

 

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In fact the hole cars mint, there's not even any scabs on the wheel arches, or any dirt!

 

I sat in the back, there's no head room at all! This is me just sitting normally! People must have been shorter in the 70s

 

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But at least you got to look at this view.

 

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I checked the front carpet out and annoying its been sun damaged, I'm guessing I'm better of dying this than spraying it?. Either way is new to me.

 

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And I found some genuine 1970s fag ends in the rear door card.

 

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Blimey, those ashtrays - semi circular things that'd pop out when you pushed one side. Forgotten all about them ! 

 

I'd love a close up of the instrument panel tomorrow if you think about it.

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It is funny seeing their poor confused faces when they ask 'but what do you do all evening?' Seems comments like listen to the radio & read books just confuses them further. I'd fear for the human race if I didn't already know it was doomed by stupidity in recent generations.

My standard response to that question is "masturbate".  It kills the conversation stone dead, but then those types of conversations are generally better off dead anyway.

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The first Autoshite London Wanker meet with 320touring and Skizzer this evening was a great success - needs to become a regular thing I reckon

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Its arrived!

That is FIT.

 

 

I also don't have a telly. Well, I have a borrowed one from a mate who gave it to me when I started dating so I looked like a normal human being. Turns out girlfriend doesn't miss the telly when she is visiting so it is sat at the foot of my bed gathering dust as my mate doesn't have room for it...

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The first Autoshite London Wanker meet with 320touring and Skizzer this evening was a great success - needs to become a regular thing I reckon

I shall take that as a *WIN*

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Those corsas often do look OK on top but the spring mounts frequently rust out. Unless you love welding its game over by this point. Could have been laid up due to a bereavement but more likely parked up because it was fucked.

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In 1999, in a moment of complete stupidity, I purchased a Daewoo Matiz. I've just been offered it back for £100. I am so very tempted, though space is at something of a premium at the moment.

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What does all your furniture point at then?

The fire place perhaps. Unless you live in a flat. or like to take out perfectly good Victorian features so that you can put the sofa where the chimney Brest was and get a better view of the garden.

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Peugeot 106 FTPed on the A1M just before the A1M/M1 split this morning. A quick prime of the diesel lines and cracked open a couple of injectors to try to see in there was any diesel coming through and it fired up on two cylinders! So having tightened the injectors back up it atartes on all 4 & got me into work, but I think the fuel filter will be getting changed tonight.

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In 1999, in a moment of complete stupidity, I purchased a Daewoo Matiz. I've just been offered it back for £100. I am so very tempted, though space is at something of a premium at the moment.

Aye, not a lot of space in the arse end of Wales. ;)

Guest Hooli
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FTFY

 

Guilty as charged but I do have the radio on as I post.

 

My standard response to that question is "masturbate".  It kills the conversation stone dead, but then those types of conversations are generally better off dead anyway.

 

I thought you sounded familiar

 

 

 

What does all your furniture point at then?

 

My radiogram.

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Aye, not a lot of space in the arse end of Wales. ;)

 

Most of the space is currently on fire! Driveway space is in short supply, even with the parts Invacar gone. Reliant Fox arrives this afternoon. I'm not sure where it'll go!

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In 1999, in a moment of complete stupidity, I purchased a Daewoo Matiz. I've just been offered it back for £100. I am so very tempted, though space is at something of a premium at the moment.

As a previous owner of a Matiz I don’t see any other reasonable course of action other than to have it back. I thought mine was a hoot!

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As a previous owner of a Matiz I don’t see any other reasonable course of action other than to have it back. I thought mine was a hoot!

 

Plans are afoot. It is apparently losing coolant for reasons unknown. But easily guessed...

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They had a common fault with water leaking from the inlet manifold area didn’t they?

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Still quite on fire then.

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I understand saddleworth moor is on fire too.

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Knowing the lady part like I do he's probably attempting a willy waving manoeuvre.

 

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You could point out if he weren't such a wanker he'd be able to see quite clearly with a 'normal' set......

 

That being said, I've used a projector as sole viewing for the last 15+yrs. Does prove popular for kids movies and the odd sport event.....

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Development - Collection capers will ensue around 6pm on Friday evening, a new addition is afoot. This caper shall be documented and preserved for future generations in a separate thread.

 

First class was had on the train for £8 more and I got a hotel nearby using some airmiles I've had for ages! It should be a very civilized occasion.

 

This car will be both a chod and my daily transport, I will be maintaining two chod, hoping that one is always in drivable condition. 

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lady part

 

I'm so thick. It took me many, many re-reads of this post and its antecedents before I understood what was meant.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PS: Do I get a stealth point for this now, too?

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