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[Ghosty]

Today in MX5 things, I went to Congleton in my other Civic for some cheapo wheels so I can take my £££OMGJDM wheels off the green MX5, and put them on this Civic. 

My mum will get the 13"s as they have nearly new tyres and the four year old Avons it's on now can be the backup set. 

[stuboy]

Mutha_stuboy has started to show signs of dementia and has been told she may have too give up driving if she fails, there's talk of selling her car, now ideally I like too keep my mums car as she had it from new.. ford ka 2010.. and misses stuboy ask could she have it to do up... I think I'd be footing the running costs. 

[GMcD]

My wife called to tell me a taxi driver stopped in the middle of a roundabout this afternoon to inform her she was driving a shitter (The Cav) . Langside Road in Shawlands. 

Wasn't anyone here perchance?  🤣

[tooSavvy]

Not often we see something 'reasonably priced' at B&Q

https://www.diy.com/departments/autojack-portable-inverter-welder-140amp-mma-dc-lift-tig/5060504001847_BQ.prd

[Schaefft]

Northeast is currently turning into a winter wonderland (of sludge). Just picked up two used winter tires for the A6 as I'll take it back to Germany over Christmas (where its going to be much colder and whiter than here apparently). I bought it with a full set but somehow got two flats almost simultanously when parking it in the estate a few months ago...

The Lexus has the best traction control system I've experienced so far. I think the Audi will take over when its near freezing temps though.

[stuboy]

2 hours ago, tooSavvy said:

Not often we see something 'reasonably priced' at B&Q

https://www.diy.com/departments/autojack-portable-inverter-welder-140amp-mma-dc-lift-tig/5060504001847_BQ.prd

these run on 240v?  and require compressed air?

[Fumbler]

The Slab has its MoT tomorrow. Apart from the mouse house under the throttle body cover, and the inside of the car being frozen, all is well. I even managed to fix the number plate lamp... by slamming the bootlid! Here's a moody picture of it.

[Royale80]

2 hours ago, tooSavvy said:

Not often we see something 'reasonably priced' at B&Q

https://www.diy.com/departments/autojack-portable-inverter-welder-140amp-mma-dc-lift-tig/5060504001847_BQ.prd

It’s just an arc welder.

[camryv6]

2 hours ago, stuboy said:

Mutha_stuboy has started to show signs of dementia and has been told she may have too give up driving if she fails, there's talk of selling her car, now ideally I like too keep my mums car as she had it from new.. ford ka 2010.. and misses stuboy ask could she have it to do up... I think I'd be footing the running costs. 

Your mum is fit !!

[cobblers]

2 hours ago, tooSavvy said:

Not often we see something 'reasonably priced' at B&Q

https://www.diy.com/departments/autojack-portable-inverter-welder-140amp-mma-dc-lift-tig/5060504001847_BQ.prd

Just a fancy name for a nigh on useless cheap chinese stick welder

[stuboy]

41 minutes ago, camryv6 said:

Your mum is fit !!

for a 72 year old

[camryv6]

14 minutes ago, stuboy said:

for a 72 year old

I presumed that was a photo of the car and your mum, 72 is no age to start dementia, i hope she passes her test and goes on driving for another ten years at least

[Barry Cade]

Isabel Oakeshott. 

Question time is on, but I can't concentrate.

[tooSavvy]

2 hours ago, cobblers said:

Just a fancy name for a nigh on useless cheap chinese stick welder

Agreed.... It was the Price Point which caught my eye >>> as you can't get the Lidl POS anymore 😂

[Metal Guru]

4 hours ago, camryv6 said:

I presumed that was a photo of the car and your mum, 72 is no age to start dementia, i hope she passes her test and goes on driving for another ten years at least

My mum (82) just gave up driving a few months ago and my thieving sister said “oh  , I’ll have the car , ours has had it”, and she drives off £13k up. She’d “bought” cars from my parents before normally at about half what they were worth, but she’s taking the piss because my dad died this year and he’d at least have made her pay something.  Would mind so much if she hadn’t just spent £40k on a camper van.

Brother on the scrounge for money too as they think she’s a soft touch. Parasites!

[barefoot]

22 hours ago, barefoot said:

Don't record it, report it!

Here in sunny Leicestershire we have a form to complete. You click on the map where there's a hole in the road and a couple of days later a bloke turns up & puts  shovel full of tarmac into it before backing over it in his lorry. I normally enter my postcode as one of the maintenance hangers up at EMA to avoid getting too involved with anyone.

https://leicestershirecc-self.achieveservice.com/AchieveForms/?mode=fill&consentMessage=yes&form_uri=sandbox-publish://AF-Process-566d0db1-a780-40ec-a830-b17262c5ab3e/AF-Stage-082df4a7-2f45-4423-9cc0-a3390e945fe6/definition.json&process=1&process_uri=sandbox-processes://AF-Process-566d0db1-a780-40ec-a830-b17262c5ab3e&process_id=AF-Process-566d0db1-a780-40ec-a830-b17262c5ab3e

For a laugh, I reported three potholes yesterday and the two I’ve driven past this morning already have yellow painted lines around them!

[HillmanImp]

I'm going to a party at the weekend. Instead of spending money on taxis and hotels I'm staying in the camper van where the party is. 

I've just been to the shop for a sarnie and the van windscreen was frozen on the inside. 😂

Brilliant. Might put on my thick socks. 

[brownnova]

It was Hobson’s choice this morning in the minus 2 frozen wastes… 

Do I take the one where the alarm keeps going off and flattening the battery (so to stand any chance of getting home again I need to leave it unlocked), the one which has leaked through the boot and now is frozen solid both inside and out, or the one which has two cardboard tubes from the exhaust for heating, is also frozen on the inside of the windscreen and is parked behind the other two.

Remind me why I don’t just go and buy a modern on a PCP again… 

[loserone]

11 minutes ago, brownnova said:

Remind me why I don’t just go and buy a modern on a PCP again… 

Cause a modern wouldn't have preheating so it's already warm when you get..  oh bollocks, I got that wrong

[Fumbler]

OSF strut pin being worn might explain the creaking noise when I turn the wheel.

[Rust Collector]

I considered taking the Lada this morning, but bottled it as it meant defrosting two cars and then doing some shunting.

I was then immediately shown up by my neighbour who promptly pulled out in front of me in his Austin

He does keep it in the garage though which I’m fairly sure is cheating.

[barefoot]

1 hour ago, HillmanImp said:

I'm going to a party at the weekend. Instead of spending money on taxis and hotels I'm staying in the camper van where the party is. 

I've just been to the shop for a sarnie and the van windscreen was frozen on the inside. 😂

Brilliant. Might put on my thick socks. 

You'll be fine. A happily pissed bloke will be fast asleep in seconds underneath a quilt & a blanket or two. Don't forget to take your porta potti for that 03:00 mega-piss.

[brownnova]

1 hour ago, Rust Collector said:

He does keep it in the garage though which I’m fairly sure is cheating.

Had my 2CV been in the garage last night I would have definitely taken that today rather than de-ice! 

[High Jetter]

3 hours ago, barefoot said:

For a laugh, I reported three potholes yesterday and the two I’ve driven past this morning already have yellow painted lines around them!

That was quick, though of course they might have already been reported? There's one round here on an A road that was marked about 2 months ago!

[stuboy]

Missus stuboy wanted another sunstrip, so I got the guy who did mine, designed with the missus ideas, yeah some will scoff and laugh but she's happy..  what I'm not happy about was getting my v6 back with petrol light on and more bird poo than bottom of a budgies cage..

[richardmorris]

9 hours ago, brownnova said:

Had my 2CV been in the garage last night I would have definitely taken that today rather than de-ice! 

My 2cv has been relegated out of the barn so I don’t need to defrost the TIPO. -3 is too cold to cycle and salted roads are no place for the 2cv. It’s under a car cover, but looked like an igloo at 6 this morning.

[SiC]

I need to sort storage and get this put away. I haven't actually driven or used it since it came back from its service. Didn't even drive it back from its service as Panhard65 picked it up and dropped it back! 
It can't be doing it much good left outside like this, especially the roof and water drainage tubes. Even if it's avoiding the salt, that freezing water could well be getting in places it shouldn't. Could also save myself £25pcm by SORNing it.

 

[Asimo]

It is -10°C and the Suzuki’s heater fan has given up.
This is the first significant failure for six years , I think it is a sulk because swmbo is pxing it for a Duster next week.

There is a childcare emergency to deal with in a few hours. No pressure then.

Edit     Fixed (bodged) the bastard! 
Fuse ok

Relay ok

volts into speed control module, no volts out.

Motor, obviously seized.

Remove and dismantle motor. Lower bearing seized to shaft and rotating unwillingly in it’s housing. Work oil and alcohol mix into the bearings. 
Motor fixed.

Bypass speed control so fan on full power.

Reassemble enough to be drivable with ten minutes to spare. Lots of brownie points obtained but fuck me, my fingers were cold!

[HillmanImp]

21 hours ago, barefoot said:

You'll be fine. A happily pissed bloke will be fast asleep in seconds underneath a quilt & a blanket or two. Don't forget to take your porta potti for that 03:00 mega-piss.

Yeah, thats the plan. Will see how it goes today. Got a good sleeping bag so should be okay. 

[hairnet]

2 hours ago, Asimo said:

 I think it is a sulk because swmbo is pxing it for a Duster next week.

 

get her on here 

mmmm duster