'just bloody scrap it' - the eBay 'fuck me, what were they thinking' thread

[sheffcortinacentre]

23 hours ago, Talbot said:

The type 9 gearbox and high-ratio diff will be worth the current bid price alone.  Plus sell off a few parts and weigh in the rest.. there's still some profit in it.

The gearbox ratios are useless in anything else.

[bezzabsa]

15 hours ago, colc said:

"needs to be manually filled with petrol'..............that looks like it was once a half decent car until a wannabe Tracey Emin got hold of it.........

Looked OK, till I saw the top of the screen....oooow

[High Jetter]

Have  I slept and missed all of the new automatic fuel pumps?

[goosey]

9 hours ago, bezzabsa said:

Looked OK, till I saw the top of the screen....oooow

I can recommend these to whoever buys it 

[somewhatfoolish]

Eye bleach required. Do not read the blurb as your brain will melt due to the lack of punctuation or sense.

[bunglebus]

Think the ad's gone. That's a shame, the father in law's after a small 4X4, was going to send him a link

[SteersWithThrottle]

Could be the farcebook marketplace distance filter. The maximum I can set it for is 500km  😠

[Floatylight]

Only £4350 for the pair...

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/425165575578926/?ref=facebook_story_share

[somewhatfoolish]

This doesn't really 'want scrapping m9'. but the wheels sticking out like that make my teeth itch given the rest of it does a passable job of pretending to be a Westminster floppytop. The low profile tyres are all wrong too.

[bunglebus]

[warch]

Is that Clem Carlos Fandango?

[bunglebus]

Indeed it is

[rusty998]

On 19/01/2021 at 5:34 PM, Noel Tidybeard said:

its a 1300- ahhm oot

The seller won't take any less than the asking price or that's how it was when I spoke to them, still at £500 you would at least get a cheap 1275cc engine and gearbox, the rest just needs breaking and crushing

[Faker]

Bloody hell! Requires TLC?!! That’s fukked. Proper fukked. And it’s for sale on eBay 

[Fumbler]

4 minutes ago, Faker said:

Bloody hell! Requires TLC?!! That’s fukked. Proper fukked. And it’s for sale on eBay 

At least the VIN plate has been removed from the body and is present wih the V5, so the vehicle can be "restored" or given "TLC" through being bolted onto someone else's RS Turbo.

[Floatylight]

1 hour ago, Faker said:

Bloody hell! Requires TLC?!! That’s fukked. Proper fukked. And it’s for sale on eBay 

Just come here to post this!

[Eyersey1234]

1 hour ago, Faker said:

Bloody hell! Requires TLC?!! That’s fukked. Proper fukked. And it’s for sale on eBay 

Fuck me they aren't joking when they say it's used 🤣

[bunglebus]

What's a full resto if that needs light resto? 

[leanycan]

The seller has been painfully honest in this advert .

Quote

For spares or brave repair. 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/494589641557945/?ref=category_feed&referral_code=undefined

He isn't wrong about the brave part, especially with the pile of bits he has collected off his garage floor as it has slowly disintegrated over the years.

[jakebullet]

Now here's a real shed:

Blurb says:

 

Hotrod project. Reliant scimitar Galvanized chassis 3Ltr V6 Essex engine (Turning free) 1 x gearbox. Model A fibreglass firewall and grill shell 6 various width fibreglass mudguards New stainless lights New LED rear lights New water pump, wiper motor, chrome T handles with lock and keys. Used fuel tank Pedal box No V5 Reluctant sale but too many projects Will need transporter or trailer to collect

£1250 to you squire! Quite how you would ever register a 2" x 2" constructed clown car  I don't know.

[New POD]

10 minutes ago, jakebullet said:

 fibreglass firewall

The true definition of an Oxymoron if ever there was one. 

[Uncle Jimmy]

On 1/27/2021 at 10:00 PM, bunglebus said:

I think that could be saved, but it would take a lot

Yeah, so could Hitler's bunker.

[Uncle Jimmy]

On 2/5/2021 at 10:59 PM, leanycan said:

The seller has been painfully honest in this advert .

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/494589641557945/?ref=category_feed&referral_code=undefined

He isn't wrong about the brave part, especially with the pile of bits he has collected off his garage floor as it has slowly disintegrated over the years.

Oliver the Opel has gone downhill these days.

[warch]

31 minutes ago, jakebullet said:

Now here's a real shed:

Blurb says:

 

Hotrod project. Reliant scimitar Galvanized chassis 3Ltr V6 Essex engine (Turning free) 1 x gearbox. Model A fibreglass firewall and grill shell 6 various width fibreglass mudguards New stainless lights New LED rear lights New water pump, wiper motor, chrome T handles with lock and keys. Used fuel tank Pedal box No V5 Reluctant sale but too many projects Will need transporter or trailer to collect

£1250 to you squire! Quite how you would ever register a 2" x 2" constructed clown car  I don't know.

If I had it I would complete the coachwork with wattle and daub.

[High Jetter]

Locks and keys? 

[warch]

On 2/11/2021 at 10:30 PM, High Jetter said:

Locks and keys? 

[leanycan]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/762658267667823/?ref=category_feed&referral_code=undefined

I am pretty sure this is a fake advert... but it has certainly gave me a laugh. 

[Stanky]

33 minutes ago, leanycan said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/762658267667823/?ref=category_feed&referral_code=undefined

I am pretty sure this is a fake advert... but it has certainly gave me a laugh. 

Ha! Did you see the comments on the Grin thread about a shit remake of Max Max but featuring men in arseless chaps hypermiling around a post apocalyptic wasteland in diesel hatchbacks? I reckon the leader of the bad guys in that film would drive this. 

[Mr Laurence]

 

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Does sick skids and police love it. Not for the faint hearted. Isn’t going to win any beauty contests. I was in 2 police chases with this car and got 3 tickets because the police love it so much they will want your autograph.

£2400

What a total crock of festering old dogshit begging to be put out of it’s misery 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2843041455961941

[chaseracer]

On 11/02/2021 at 19:44, jakebullet said:

Now here's a real shed:

Blurb says:

 

Hotrod project. Reliant scimitar Galvanized chassis 3Ltr V6 Essex engine (Turning free) 1 x gearbox. Model A fibreglass firewall and grill shell 6 various width fibreglass mudguards New stainless lights New LED rear lights New water pump, wiper motor, chrome T handles with lock and keys. Used fuel tank Pedal box No V5 Reluctant sale but too many projects Will need transporter or trailer to collect

£1250 to you squire! Quite how you would ever register a 2" x 2" constructed clown car  I don't know.

In this case, as a Reliant Scimitar - the identity is with the chassis.