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4 hours ago, busmansholiday said:

Nooo, you need a couple more cars, actually one for each day of the week.

If I could afford it and had the space I'd probably end up with one for each day of the month. ? Unfortunately* my finances dictate otherwise. 

I've had a reply from the seller so I'll be leaving a deposit for it tomorrow. 

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On 6/17/2019 at 9:52 PM, Parky said:

More prizes to Lynne who again has surprised me by describing this as pretty much what it is.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/suzuki/small-run-around-current-mot/1343570664

MOT to November and it’s a muthaflippin Suzuki Ignis.  Make sure you bring some adhesive with you, such as Copydex or Gloy Gum for that seventies primary school reminiscence to stick that rubbing strip back on.  Honestly Lynne, that was just sloppy.  

 

 

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So ive had some shit cars. The Suzuki Ignis holds the crown as the shittest, most awful plastic tinny tatpile of catshit i have ever had the misfortune to drive. 

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This counts if you bring a battery and are nimble enough to jump in from the passenger's side. Glasgow.

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vw polo motd till november low miles has an issue with drivers door wont open have took doorcard apart from inside i can open door with grinder but dont have other door so just left it car has been sitting around four months battery flat had new exhaust and tyres on it £150

 

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Caterham, £195, MOT until May.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201907220324196

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Have owned this car since April 2002 and during this time it has been well looked after and been regularly serviced ( still have all the paper work). Will be sorry to say goodbye! Passed MOT in May, once a new front exhaust section was fitted. The four 186/65 Tyres were replaced last year. Still running well although the radiator fan and A/C are not currently working

 

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7 hours ago, egg said:

Bring a battery and a hammer for the seized drums, and you could own a Daewoo Lanos. Bury.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201907200289364

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Just to clarify, is this in the town of Bury or was that an instruction of what the new purchaser should do with it?

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1 minute ago, egg said:

God alive, MOT until April - apparently in daily use. £200! Somerset. 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citro-n-zx-1.9-td-sx/1347909952

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these ZX dizzles - 283,600  miles

Gah I'd swap my 1.4 for that in a heartbeat! (anyone near Somerset want a zx 1.4 recent cambelt tyres and windscreen mot till December?) 

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