Jazoli

I used to like those, a very handsome car. Now , round here at least, they ave overtaken Drift Yo BMW's and pineappled Golfs as the Mong car of choice. There are 3 in my small street, and each and every one goes BLAAAAAAAART PSHHHHHHHH. BLAAAAAAAART  PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, BLAAAAARRRRTTT PSHHHHHHHHHHH BLAAAAAAAART PSHHHHHHHH. BLAAAAAAAART  PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, BLAAAAARRRRTTT PSHHHHHHHHHHH
 
'scuse the language in advance. I'm going full on mental ere.
 
 
I FUCKING HATE THEM. FUCKING SPANISH VAG SHITE. May your impellers fall off and your oil pumps block.

You guessed it. It's a Cupra, but 1.8 20v turbo petrol, not a dizzler.
 
First impressions are that it needs a top mount and probably a set of clocks, as the illumination won't go off. Otherwise, it drives nicely. Well pleased with it, and so is Junior.
 
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Now free of tapping, but it still sounds a bit crap on these speakers at least - a lot better in real life!
 

Warrington.
 
Want to double your journey time?
 
Head through this arsehole of a place. Widnes, St. Helens etc all got link roads and bypasses.
 
Not Warrington - you have to go in the centre of it to get anywhere.
 
And the wanted city status - bastard joke.

And to top off my good news for today I have received a very important phone call. Looks like I will finally be having contact with my son after paying for him for 8 years but not seeing him since lad was 2

Just had a phonecall from housing association. Offered me a property,new build 1 bedroom house with driveway. Viewing tomorro. This combined with not falling off the road in two months means my luck may have changed.

Day 5... Passed with 5 minors (allowed 15)
 
Minors were for bullying and speeding...

Some Turkish De-Shite
 

 

 

 

 

I nearly put the focus into a wall today, I'd bought some alloys for it this weekend as it was on povvo spec steelies and the tyres were down to the wear markers, the tyres on the alloys had a good 5mm tread so I thought they'd be fine plus they'd make the car look a bit better, I remembered that not all tyres are the same when I understeered almost off the road around a corner that I'd been taking at 40moh come rain or shine for the last 6 months, it rapidly became apparent that worn out Michelin's have significantly more grip than nearly new Landsails.
 
4 new premium Continentals were ordered the minute I got home, serves me right for trying to be a cheapskate.

I nearly put the focus into a wall today, I'd bought some alloys for it this weekend as it was on povvo spec steelies and the tyres were down to the wear markers, the tyres on the alloys had a good 5mm tread so I thought they'd be fine plus they'd make the car look a bit better, I remembered that not all tyres are the same when I understeered almost off the road around a corner that I'd been taking at 40moh come rain or shine for the last 6 months, it rapidly became apparent that worn out Michelin's have significantly more grip than nearly new Landsails.
 
4 new premium Continentals were ordered the minute I got home, serves me right for trying to be a cheapskate.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-Nissan-Sunny-SLX-Coupe-1-6-MOT-great-runner-very-original-retro-classic-/221997773556?hash=item33b01932f4:g:hi4AAOSwxN5WUiPd
 

 
Looks very tidy but utterly dreadful, £500

A big hats off to the lovely* people doing their bit locally to protest against Fracking.
I must admire their environmental credentials are completely and utterly beyond doubt.
Except maybe the human waste they left in the field. Or the myriad broken tents and general rubbish. Or the old bits of pallets and wood they nailed to trees. Or the tree that died when they were camped there for months. Or their dogs shitting in the fields that they didn't pick up. Or the trenches they dug, the kerbs they churned up in their cars and vans (all powered by fucking fairy dust and lentils, I expect) or the fact without the cost of the clean up to the testing company it's cost £200,000 to have them removed by police and bailiffs. Two hundred thousand quid. What ranks as much as that is that if I lobbed a metric shit load of rubbish in a field including an old three piece settee, I would cop a massive fine and rightly so. If a load of scrounging layabouts do it it's called a protest and the tax payers four the bill.
Mostly though, above all that even is the point you are most certainly fucking well NOT doing it for 'everyone' so you can shove that concept up your smug arses and stop fucking ruining the countryside. Thank you.

Have booked a Cactus for the day, as I like them, the missus will be horrified.

Have booked a Cactus for the day, as I like them, the missus will be horrified.

Top spec with leather and everyfink
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-Rover-Metro-1-4-GS-Leather-Low-Miles-Not-6r4-GSI-GTA-/252258670686?hash=item3abbc9d85e:g:LqsAAOSwa-dWnp6w
 

 
Currently £435

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-800-/222002317803?hash=item33b05e89eb:g:sSwAAOSw-zxWofUH
 

 
Nice, you can buy some fishermans friends whilst collecting it, currently £250.99

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-Nissan-Sunny-SLX-Coupe-1-6-MOT-great-runner-very-original-retro-classic-/221997773556?hash=item33b01932f4:g:hi4AAOSwxN5WUiPd
 

 
Looks very tidy but utterly dreadful, £500

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-Nissan-Sunny-SLX-Coupe-1-6-MOT-great-runner-very-original-retro-classic-/221997773556?hash=item33b01932f4:g:hi4AAOSwxN5WUiPd
 

 
Looks very tidy but utterly dreadful, £500

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-800-/222002317803?hash=item33b05e89eb:g:sSwAAOSw-zxWofUH
 

 
Nice, you can buy some fishermans friends whilst collecting it, currently £250.99

Top spec with leather and everyfink
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-Rover-Metro-1-4-GS-Leather-Low-Miles-Not-6r4-GSI-GTA-/252258670686?hash=item3abbc9d85e:g:LqsAAOSwa-dWnp6w
 

 
Currently £435

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-800-/222002317803?hash=item33b05e89eb:g:sSwAAOSw-zxWofUH
 

 
Nice, you can buy some fishermans friends whilst collecting it, currently £250.99

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-800-/222002317803?hash=item33b05e89eb:g:sSwAAOSw-zxWofUH
 

 
Nice, you can buy some fishermans friends whilst collecting it, currently £250.99

Top spec with leather and everyfink
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-Rover-Metro-1-4-GS-Leather-Low-Miles-Not-6r4-GSI-GTA-/252258670686?hash=item3abbc9d85e:g:LqsAAOSwa-dWnp6w
 

 
Currently £435

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-Nissan-Sunny-SLX-Coupe-1-6-MOT-great-runner-very-original-retro-classic-/221997773556?hash=item33b01932f4:g:hi4AAOSwxN5WUiPd
 

 
Looks very tidy but utterly dreadful, £500

Top spec with leather and everyfink
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-Rover-Metro-1-4-GS-Leather-Low-Miles-Not-6r4-GSI-GTA-/252258670686?hash=item3abbc9d85e:g:LqsAAOSwa-dWnp6w
 

 
Currently £435