FoTU 2024 - Completed it, M9

[dollywobbler]

I'm having to bail on it this year. First missing Shitefest, now this! The 500-mile round trip just isn't appealing after a lot of travel lately. Going to focus on things closer to home and try to actually rest up a bit if we can.

[SiC]

Given the location, it must be a good few hours away for the majority of the population. 362 miles round trip or 3.5hrs of motorway for me is enough to put me off driving anything old up there.

To be honest I'd rather have one last day trip down to Moretonhampstead Motor Museum before it closes up at the end of August this year. (Which is probably more just the introvert in me that prefers that sort of quieter day...)

[danthecapriman]

18 minutes ago, SiC said:

To be honest I'd rather have one last day trip down to Moretonhampstead Motor Museum before it closes up at the end of August this year. (Which is probably more just the introvert in me that prefers that sort of quieter day...)

I think that’s why I don’t do the car show thing at all. I just can’t stand being in crowded places or too many other people being around. 
Which is stupid really as they’re all there for the same reason and its people you’d have shared interests with (mostly), I just can’t bring myself to do it. 
That’s a lot of the reason I don’t attend even local shiters meet ups! Don’t know why I’m like it tbh and it really holds me back sometimes!

[catsinthewelder]

Fuck it, I've already got a ticket, it's less than 3 hours away and I don't need to be at the other thing till 6.

WCPGW?

[captain_70s]

320ish miles each way for me. Google reckons 6hrs but factor in the ideal cruising speed for a 57bhp Dolomite with a roofrack and a couple of stops to stretch the legs and use the facilities I reckon it'll be the best part of 8hrs.

Rather than going straight back up the road after the show, like we usually do, we're going to overnight in Harrogate, then up to Beamish Museum for the day, overnight locally and then the rest of the trip home on Monday.

This all assuming we make it, my record distance thus far is 20.6 miles, before breaking down at Bothwell Services just south of Glasgow... The goal is to have my Dolly and @MrsJuular's and @blackboilersuit's Toledos parked together.

[BorniteIdentity]

If anyone has an unexceptional ticket spare then I will take the Sierra. If not, I think I’m piloting something for Craig Cheetham - but it’d be nice to give the old lady a run out. 

[JakeT]

I’ll be there. A mere 150 miles for me, but always an enjoyable day out. The pal that comes with me does have to come from Bath though, so it’s always a long day for him.

[beko1987]

For some reason my dad had the car park pass sent to me... No pressure to not forget it and be 120 miles from it then, might stick it in the car later so if I forget all else, we still have that

Rather than having it sent to him where it would be 20 miles away worst case 🙄

[fatharris]

On 16/07/2024 at 19:37, danthecapriman said:

Is it just me wondering who the hell are all those people!? I’ve never heard of any of them!

 

Chris 'Pudding Shagger' Pollitt was the founder of Not2Grand until it was forced to close by Companies House.

[Kiltox]

45 minutes ago, fatharris said:

Chris 'Pudding Shagger' Pollitt was the founder of Not2Grand until it was forced to close by Companies House.

Someone’s gonna need to explain that nickname I reckon 😂 

[BorniteIdentity]

Fucking odd bloke - and I could do with a laugh - so please divulge! 

[WillCarter]

I'll be there in the eczema riddled Accent. I'm an early riser these days so planning on getting in fairly early but can't see me staying for the later organised fun.

[fatharris]

1 hour ago, Kiltox said:

Someone’s gonna need to explain that nickname I reckon 😂 

 

1 hour ago, BorniteIdentity said:

Fucking odd bloke - and I could do with a laugh - so please divulge! 

Not sure how much I can share without straying into libel (despite being true), but fuck it, I've had a drink, seen the evidence and I'll give it broad brushstrokes.

Not content with creating fuck all content for the patrons of his patreon page and very publicly burning every bridge available to a freelance automotive journalist, he then started DMing a lesbian automotive YouTuber, prepositioning her and generally being a creature. He steps it up a notch in the messages, stating he'd like to 'gunge' her (The fuck does he think he is, Dave Benson Phillips?), and went full nuclear by sending her a photo of his garage floor covered in the shattered remains of a trifle that he had wanked with/into, which gives a whole new meaning to 'pulling your pud'.

[Kiltox]

Hahahahahaha 

[JJ0063]

Good fucking grief 😂

[Jerzy Woking]

I liked Pollits YouTube videos, which thankfully did not exhibit any love for trifles.

They all seem very sane-wonder what tipped him over the edge, or was it disguised from the outset?

[JJ0063]

30 minutes ago, Jerzy Woking said:

I liked Pollits YouTube videos, which thankfully did not exhibit any love for trifles.

They all seem very sane-wonder what tipped him over the edge, or was it disguised from the outset?

I’ve followed him on Twitter for years and had always quite liked his posts but things seem to fall off a year or two back, he was very open about mental health struggles but then went a bit far with some very public threats to unalive himself, snapping at people then having to publicly apologise and then deleting his account for weeks to let the dust settle. There was a big go fund me which I believe raised over 17k for him because he was struggling to pay bills but then questions were raised on the money then being spent on cars and car parts.

I don’t really take much of an interest in him these days as it’s so woe is me and the actual content isn’t there at all anymore.

Wish the fella well but clearly has issues.

[fatharris]

14 minutes ago, Jerzy Woking said:

I liked Pollits YouTube videos, which thankfully did not exhibit any love for trifles.

They all seem very sane-wonder what tipped him over the edge, or was it disguised from the outset?

Social media, innit? Nobody wants to advertise to the world that they're in fact NOT a #BossBabe living their best life and they've not got their shit together*

 

 

*(Unless they can find some way make some money out of it, in which case it's full steam ahead with the BOOHOOs and tin-rattling.)

[juular]

650 miles in BLs finest. 

It'll be grand.

[captain_70s]

My prep has consisted of applying a gold coach line and fitting a roof rack. Success guaranteed.

[SiC]

It does look very smart from the photos though.

 

[DaveDorson]

Do I see if I can take my Dad's Talbot motorhome or not...

[HillmanImp]

@captain_70s is featuring on the practical classics Facebook page here:

https://www.facebook.com/share/KZhgRhd1Mqav79Qz/

[wesacosa]

Depending how the final fettling goes tonight on the XM I may have a classic ticket coming up for sale.  Will update post once confirmed but given it's short notice already I'm mentioning it now in case anyone might be interested

[warren t claim]

18 hours ago, fatharris said:

 

Not sure how much I can share without straying into libel (despite being true), but fuck it, I've had a drink, seen the evidence and I'll give it broad brushstrokes.

Not content with creating fuck all content for the patrons of his patreon page and very publicly burning every bridge available to a freelance automotive journalist, he then started DMing a lesbian automotive YouTuber, prepositioning her and generally being a creature. He steps it up a notch in the messages, stating he'd like to 'gunge' her (The fuck does he think he is, Dave Benson Phillips?), and went full nuclear by sending her a photo of his garage floor covered in the shattered remains of a trifle that he had wanked with/into, which gives a whole new meaning to 'pulling your pud'.

Was he FUCKING DIS CUSTARD? 

[fatharris]

Was he FUCKING DIS CUSTARD? 

This behaviour was simply the cherry on top.

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[warren t claim]

2 minutes ago, fatharris said:

This behaviour was simply the cherry on top.

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Nowt wrong with shagging birds. But shagging Bird's trifles is hard-core. 

[warren t claim]

Over on Pistonheads there's the tradition of posting a custard picture to prove something is true. I think we can safely swerve demanding something similar on here. 

[jmsguzzi]

4 hours ago, HillmanImp said:

@captain_70s is featuring on the practical classics Facebook page here:

https://www.facebook.com/share/KZhgRhd1Mqav79Qz/

And my Forester surprisingly  

[juular]

@MrsJuular has been busy today.

Which is sort of an alien concept to me as the car I took to FOTU last year looked like this.