SECRET SANTA The Reveal

[grogee]

Awesome haul, thanks a lot ASSS! (Private Eye annual model's own) 

[Tommyboy12]

Thank you ASSS. I have a pair of these exact socks that were recently condemned to bin due to holes. It's nice to have a replacement pair!

The homemade card itself was very good also!

[inconsistant]

Beautiful Cars wrapping paper!

I got a couple of Matchbox cars, a wide “chubby cock” sized green fleshlight and a couple of toffee hammers (no toffee).

 

Thank you ASSS 2023.

Merry Christmas all xx

[bigstraight6]

Thanks very much whoever sent me this gift, it’s been a very long time since I built a model kit, merry Christmas all.

[95 quid Peugeot]

Some cracking pressies this year, well done 

[PicantoJon]

The elves have done well this year! 

[AnnoyingPentium]

Now that I'm not completely shitfaced, I can open my present.

Some nice stuff arrived this year. Many thanks to my mystery sender!

There may not be much Dairy Milk left come 12pm.

[stephen01]

Nowt received as of yet, although I know Santa does sometimes use Royal Mail and he’s as slow as hell at times 

[Bren]

Mine has just arrived. Many thanks.

[brownnova]

And thank you @95 quid Peugeot for arranging again! Really is much appreciated. 
 

[Bren]

I concur. Thank you very much.

[Bren]

On 25/12/2023 at 20:18, bigstraight6 said:

Thanks very much whoever sent me this gift, it’s been a very long time since I built a model kit, merry Christmas all.

Love the t shirt.

[Joey spud]

I've had my head stuck in a book. This one to be precise.

Thank you secret Santa much appreciated.

[holbeck]

Christmas was a little late at holbeck towers.  

Action shot of Mrs h  intercepting a mystery package. 

 

The sender gave away their  identity  (or just that they listen to Radio 4).

 

Finally,  the  reveal!

Thank you ASSS. 

 

[EyesWeldedShut]

Used my ASSS tools last night in anger (literally and proverbially speaking).
RM delivered a new track rod end boot yesterday and I was having a total b'stad senior moment getting the locknut done up.
Until I remembered (1) hex socket fitting in threaded end of the beast (du-oh) and (2) ASSS super duper allen key present
Happy days...

[95 quid Peugeot]

Can I stand down, Has everyone got theirs yet ?

[Ohdearme]

Nothing has graced my doors of note, guess Santa had a few too many whiskies and didn’t want to sleigh and drive, will respond when something turns up new yearish.

I’ve also not seen what I sent get posted up yet to be fair.

[mintwth]

Think we're at 24 ASSS gifts opened and posted up on the thread. 

There's 34 names on the first page.

It seems a few gifts may still be AWOL. 

[Tommyboy12]

I must be a lucky guy cause I received a second part to my ASSS just before New Years!

Thank you to whoever sent this. Those pesky 10mm sockets will forever need replacing!

[Talbot]

No photos, but the ASSS managed to send me 2 high-vis torches, a set of pic tools (IE sharp pointy tools for getting O-rings out etc.) a magnet-on-a-stick, and a brake fluid test probe.

So of course the first thing I did was go round every car and check their brake fluid.  Every single one needs changing.

[New POD]

Thank you to whoever sent me these. 

😄

[95 quid Peugeot]

Anyone not got theirs yet ?

[Saabnut]

I sent mine and it should have been there before NYE but nothing has been said  

[Ohdearme]

The post arrived with an orangey looking parcel containing a plethora of Shitely goods.

Most agreeable, though the deep heat has yet to be put into action.

I can only assume the bulk buy coconut air fresheners were intended for the espace…

Thanks Santa.

[ruffgeezer]

Paging @95 quid Peugeot, it it nearly christmas yet?

😆

[95 quid Peugeot]

Have you been looking through my window Tim,  spookily was only talking to Mrs 95 about it a couple of days ago.  

Happy to run it again 

[ruffgeezer]

Yes, twas me!  I didn't trample on those Azaleas though, they were like that when I found them.

[95 quid Peugeot]

I'll set a new thread up, and ask Mods if they can pin it

[bangernomics]

I have some absolute prime shite for this year having missed a year.

[95 quid Peugeot]

Is it a big Sauna