Well fuck me I got it working again

[Blunderguts]

I hate it when servers get constipated. Hooray for electronic senokot!!!! Also, thanks to the mathematicians for working this site out with a pencil. 

[Noel Tidybeard]

i drifted over on to the dark side

[cort16]

Thanks for all the work getting it going again.

[wuvvum]

Excellent news!  Thanks Wolf.

[EyesWeldedShut]

1 hour ago, Dick Longbridge said:

Almost spat my coffee out with this one! Great to see this place back. 

Woolies is back? Missed that

[EyesWeldedShut]

1 hour ago, Dick Longbridge said:

Almost spat my coffee out with this one! Great to see this place back. 

Woolies is back? Missed that

[flat4alfa]

I thought she worked at Fine Fare

[tooSavvy]

Am Hole aginn.... 🧁🎄

🚙💨 ...... 🚴

[iainrcz]

Did you do a BSI reset?

[MiniMinorMk3]

Thanks for getting it going again @Slartibartfast. It's amazing what a Babel fish can do.

[stuboy]

Oh god it was like loosing car keys... glad to be back...

 

Did the hamster that powers the server go on strike....

[EightMegs]

Hooray, no more anxiously pressing F5 while staring at a blank page. For a minute I was afraid I'd get some work done today!

[PicantoJon]

Time to upgrade from a hamster to a gerbil! 

Was getting bored of talking to myself... 

[tooSavvy]

@PicantoJon... "Was getting bored of talking to myself... "

Yes, now I can start again.....

[camryv6]

4 hours ago, MikeR said:

I nearly looked at Pistonheads ..

You think that's bad, i looked at Retrorides lol

[SRi05]

51 minutes ago, camryv6 said:

You think that's bad, i looked at Retrorides lol

Those cocksuckaz still not allowing anything newer than a Y reg on their for sale pages ? 

Should be a twenty year cutoff dammit 

[LightBulbFun]

7 hours ago, JJ0063 said:

I was going to ask whether you panicked thinking you’d lost the million pages of Invapedia but I assume you’ve got it stored on an offshore server and also multiple copies in paper, papyrus, slate, braille and a backup of that in a safety deposit box? 

*taps index finger on the side of my head* 

(and anyone who has the fortune/misfortune of talking to me at the FoD knows I am not kidding LOL)

[Stinkwheel]

4 hours ago, Noel Tidybeard said:

i drifted over on to the dark side

RR or PH ?

[JJ0063]

41 minutes ago, LightBulbFun said:

*taps index finger on the side of my head* 

(and anyone who has the fortune/misfortune of talking to me at the FoD knows I am not kidding LOL)

Oh I don’t doubt you’re not kidding! 

This sketch but Invacars comes to mind 

[tooSavvy]

37 minutes ago, Stinkwheel said:

RR or PH ?

DW probbs.....

[Noel Tidybeard]

47 minutes ago, Stinkwheel said:

RR or PH ?

i didn't sink that low! 😲

[juular]

Where do I send this compensation claim form?

[nomiST]

Thank you! 🙏 

[yes oui si]

I thought that someone had made good on their threat to sue on behalf of the national archives for a minute... 

[CreepingJesus]

By late last night, that was starting to creep into my head too. Thankfully the site came back, so I didn't get as far as wondering if it was the Illuminati in league with the Shape Shifting Alien Reptiles. Nor did I fetch my balaclava and jump leads to set about persuading someone to drop the legal action.

All is well. All hail the cult of beige. 

[yes oui si]

It's perfectly legal to take photos of the AS server. 

[hairnet]

Lucas of doom?

[Bren]

Thank you.

[666jjp]

11 hours ago, bunglebus said:

In all seriousness there needs to be a guest group on another forum (probably not that one) or a FB page to lurk on in tines of emergency. Tried Autoshite 2.0 on FB but it was very quiet

what happened to the 999 site?

[Dick Cheeseburger]

12 hours ago, bunglebus said:

In all seriousness there needs to be a guest group on another forum (probably not that one) or a FB page to lurk on in tines of emergency. Tried Autoshite 2.0 on FB but it was very quiet

This. To be fair, it was an ideal opportunity to pick up on some bookmarked threads I'd not looked at for ages on RR. Even so, a basic 999 forum like the previous one would be great.