Naffest most crass giffer mods

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, MiniMort said:

Currently for sale on Facebook Marketplace. The ad features the timeless legend 'thinks it runs on lpg'

Still, at least the sills look solid. Oh...

Slightly self-centered, they've kept the 'I'.

[Pieman]

The look of that thing would be greatly improved if someone took a massive steaming dump on the bonnet.

[bunglebus]

On 19/11/2024 at 16:00, Lankytim said:

I spotted this in real life 

Ooh

[bunglebus]

Seamless

[Sunny Jim]

[reb]

2 minutes ago, Sunny Jim said:

I bet £5 the owner utters the words "bloody Labour" several times a day. Thus perhaps he thinks he should leave?

[lesapandre]

1 hour ago, Sunny Jim said:

That car only has a right indicator working.

[bunglebus]

Not really giffer but my goodness this is distasteful

 

[lesapandre]

I must admit I quite like that. The Bentley with the reindeer horns is kwl too.

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, lesapandre said:

That car only has a right indicator working.

TBF, could be seen as a wrong one too

[Stanky]

4 hours ago, Sunny Jim said:

Nothing says 'I'm a hardcore patriot' quite as much as driving a base-spec German car. Unless you're driving a rover 25 then I'm afraid its all just posing.

[somewhatfoolish]

All true patriots should count themselves quislings if they aren't driving a steam car rather than one propelled  by the new-fangled german internal combustion engine. All hail the rankine cycle!

[reb]

4 minutes ago, somewhatfoolish said:

All true patriots should count themselves quislings if they aren't driving a steam car rather than one propelled  by the new-fangled german internal combustion engine. All hail the rankine cycle!

The first proper DC motor was an English invention, so perhaps an electric motorcar would be suitable?

[somewhatfoolish]

As long as it's just that and not one of those fiendish AC motors; Tesla was croatian and did his inventing in the US. That's too much furrin.

[MiniMinorMk3]

22 hours ago, bunglebus said:

Not really giffer but my goodness this is distasteful

 

That's a Brabus 2024 Mercedes-Benz G-Class 4.0 G63 AMG Carbon Edition. They cost about £424,995.

https://www.cargurus.co.uk/Cars/inventorylisting/vdp.action?listingId=154065874

[Metal Guru]

27 minutes ago, MiniMinorMk3 said:

That's a Brabus 2024 Mercedes-Benz G-Class 4.0 G63 AMG Carbon Edition. They cost about £424,995.

https://www.cargurus.co.uk/Cars/inventorylisting/vdp.action?listingId=154065874

Weeks wage for a lot of footballers. Surely the target market?

[bunglebus]

1 hour ago, MiniMinorMk3 said:

That's a Brabus 2024 Mercedes-Benz G-Class 4.0 G63 AMG Carbon Edition. They cost about £424,995.

https://www.cargurus.co.uk/Cars/inventorylisting/vdp.action?listingId=154065874

Goes to show money doesn't buy taste, it's ugly 

[jonathan_dyane]

On 21/12/2024 at 18:55, MiniMinorMk3 said:

That's a Brabus 2024 Mercedes-Benz G-Class 4.0 G63 AMG Carbon Edition. They cost about £424,995.

https://www.cargurus.co.uk/Cars/inventorylisting/vdp.action?listingId=154065874

I wouldn't drive it if it was free (Barabbas). 

I would sell it though but not sure anyone actually buys this shit.

[Datsuncog]

The thick end of half a million quid on a German utility appliance designed fifty years ago .

Ye gods.

[grogee]

On 20/12/2024 at 20:07, bunglebus said:

Not really giffer but my goodness this is distasteful

 

That is absolutely gopping. 

It's even got its own giant parking space so the cars around it don't catch tasteless 

[morrisoxide]

On 09/10/2024 at 14:39, morrisoxide said:

Spotted this and thought it belonged in here.

This chap must like his spark plugs as he's got Ngk, Denso & Bosch plugs.

Well I never!

 Looks like this poor Pug has cleaned itself up, or maybe @Timewaster has located it on google maps and de tatified it?

On 15/10/2024 at 17:42, Timewaster said:

How satisfying to buy that and spend a couple of weekends with a heat gun, slowly filling the bin with removed  tat.

[MorrisItalSLX]

Missed a bit of tat on the lower corner of the bumper

[morrisoxide]

Yes it still had a silly wing on the back too. I guess the car would get DTs due to severe tat withdrawal, if it all went at once.

[big_al_granvia]

On 20/12/2024 at 18:44, Sunny Jim said:

driving a german car with tyres invented by a jock, on a road surface invented by another jock and if they get an infection they take antibiotics invented by yet another jock.. their fuel comes from the north sea, and if their leccy comes from drax thank james watt from greenock

[quicksilver]

12 hours ago, morrisoxide said:

Well I never!

 Looks like this poor Pug has cleaned itself up, or maybe @Timewaster has located it on google maps and de tatified it?

Maybe Mr Giffer has decided to sell it because there's no room to stick any more tat to it? He's carefully removed it all and stored it away to stick on his next (bigger) victim.

[DavidB]

Imagine rocking up to the local pigeon shoot at the manor, dressed up in tweed like one of those on peaky blinders, (complete with sleeve tattoos, a massive beard, and saying ‘to be fair’ after every single sentence), and pulling this bread basket drawer out.
‘Ah, red bull, one shall have a power shandy and do you have a Stella for my husband”

2 GRAND!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1285602152586435/

[MiniMinorMk3]

On 14/01/2025 at 16:42, DavidB said:

Imagine rocking up to the local pigeon shoot at the manor, dressed up in tweed like one of those on peaky blinders, (complete with sleeve tattoos and a massive beard), and pulling this bread basket drawer out.
‘Ah, red bull, one shall have a power shandy and do you have a Stella for my husband”

2 GRAND!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1285602152586435/

That's so nouveau riche you'd get laughed off the shoot.

This is what you want.

Range Rover Classic Field Edition - Overfinch Heritage

One draw for the shooters...

and one for the sniffters.

All yours including the old Range Rover for £349,990

 

[mat777]

Spotted this on Facebook.... Surely got to be a giffer with all that chrome? 

[bunglebus]

[mat777]

On 26/01/2025 at 22:24, bunglebus said:

Ah yes, the 986 GT4 edition....

 

Meanwhile it appears that Mr Rooney has purchased a new vehicle: