catsinthewelder Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 This does seem to have turned into the weekly everyone else is idiots thread. Why not look underneath a £200 car? I wish I had when I bought a mk2 Espace for £205 in the early days of eBay motors as I'd have seen all the yellow chalk and disputed the sellers tale that he hadn't had time to take it for a test. If the second of Billys photos is an enlargement of the first I might not have spotted the missing plug lead and indeed wondered if it ran (although I'm guessing you said it didn't in the description). I appreciate that "500 2nite" messages are irritating but perhaps as a nation we need to start accepting descriptions with "no offers" without grumbling? crad, LightBulbFun, BeEP and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 Fair point, Rich. He did know it wasn't running, but then again everyone else must have read it wasn't registered but it hasn't stop myriad questions about a number plate and a log book! mk2_craig and catsinthewelder 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 9 minutes ago, Amishtat said: If we still have a quote of the year thread I'm calling this a contender We do, but it's up against some tough competition with Mr Bo11ox's "parsnip-fingered nonce" rant. Uncle Jimmy, CaptainBoom, stonedagain and 5 others 4 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 35 minutes ago, sierraman said: Can it be ridden back to Runcorn? If that's downhill then yes. Cavcraft, stonedagain, Twiggy and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bezzabsa Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 First to see will bye....(yh spelt wrong) No more timewasters in the same ad??? so 1st to see DID'NT buy!!!! Or the ever great NO OFFERS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE usually a rust heap that would be better swept up!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Split_Pin Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 4 minutes ago, wuvvum said: We do, but it's up against some tough competition with Mr Bo11ox's "parsnip-fingered nonce" rant. I'd like to see that! Goes off to find it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 39 minutes ago, sierraman said: Can it be ridden back to Runcorn? I suspect that anyone from Runcorn, will be saying "What's your address" and "when will you out" And arranging to come and "bye" it whilst you are out. (No offence to anyone from Runcorn, but I worked in a factory there for 7 years and have met the thieves from The Park Gate Estate that got Liverpool it's reputation) sierraman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 And I didn't misspell bye. I mean say good BYE to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Jimmy Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 I think some of em just fancy a chat, a bit lonely maybe, so long as it stays on the internet I've nothing, quite literally nothing, against talking to random Nigerian gangsters about knackered old motors. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgyBastard Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 A 125cc bike I was selling for £1k Coprolalia, stonedagain, Leyland Worldmaster and 18 others 5 15 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgyBastard Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 Another bike I was selling... Crackers, privatewire, Justwatching and 4 others 2 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgyBastard Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 A bike I did end up selling for £1k Split_Pin, sutty2006, privatewire and 11 others 4 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgyBastard Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 This was amusing, a member of this very forum giving me grief for selling the niva without "doing anything to it" for more money without realising he was actually speaking with me on Facebook... I also had another couple of forum members give me grief about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgyBastard Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 barefoot, Crackers, Jerzy Woking and 19 others 10 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMC Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 Brilliant! I had that on retro rides years ago, I wanted to buy a bmw e28 and someone started messaging me explaining how the vendor bought it for x, y months ago- I wasn’t exactly sure what was going on or what to say, so just said thanks. It didn’t change my interest in the car. It felt like it was considered a crime to ask anything other than what it was bought for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 And that’s before we’ve got to the debacle of the Cortina! Fair enough on a £200 car poke your head underneath but bloody hell it doesn’t need an inspection of every square inch of the floor. There’s not a lot you can’t find simply sticking your head under the car for 30 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 This is the message i received on Saturday, from the lad that bought the golf I had for sale just before Christmas. Mark never was lo book f golf camr tgst eith thr lssr owner houlf of toljk I then received this. Get intouvh plspr ile pop threw gert s bit tomr get ftid csr right v was reply to which i kind of deciphered. Hi Leslie, I sent the logbook for the Golf off to the DVLA on the 28th December. As the DVLA are on furlough and not all working it could take a few weeks for it to turn up. Not t worry cheers f reply thougb To be fair though he was a canny lad Mr Laurence, privatewire and stonedagain 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgyBastard Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 I just don't understand why you would bother messaging... privatewire, wuvvum, Banger Kenny and 2 others 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 You do seem to attract them... Kringle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgyBastard Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 A fucked 305 van... clayts450, davocano, 95 quid Peugeot and 41 others 10 34 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgyBastard Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 I never did sell this one... Tickman, Coprolalia, woodbine and 11 others 3 9 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Laurence Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 You’re a lot more patient than I would have been Low Horatio gearbox 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 11 minutes ago, DodgyBastard said: I never did sell this one... Did you crop the next part of the text where he said he needs to get back to his game of Fornite before his mum calls him down for tea? privatewire 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgyBastard Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 Cash? privatewire 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgyBastard Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 Cheap vans and off road bikes seem to bring out the dregs of society. Split_Pin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 If anyone should ever write a book about trying to sell things, it's you. That penniless teenager one still makes me laugh, absolute gold. Low Horatio gearbox, Mr_Bo11ox, Vince70 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Prost Posted February 3, 2021 Author Share Posted February 3, 2021 Well this just in.... no probs I will just pass by and see if you like it, only 3 plus hours drive! privatewire and goosey 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sutty2006 Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 Fuckin hate um. Messing pricks. I’ve gone the same way as you. Just drag them along Sheefag, face, louiepj and 31 others 5 29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 7 minutes ago, Alan Prost said: Well this just in.... no probs I will just pass by and see if you like it, only 3 plus hours drive! That sounds like code for something, I’d swerve that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMC Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 I wonder, has the internet age made it a lot worse or was it this bad in its own way, if this was for instance 1984 through the medium of exchange and mart or whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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