The grumpy thread

[Negative Creep]

I think I'm being more individual in having no tattoos at all

[autofive]

I think I'm being more individual in having no tattoos at all

 

 

me too

 

i just dont see the point of tattoos, they look cheap and tacky, i would rather spend the money on a cheap car

[dollywobbler]

I quite like girls with ink, I must admit. Though not if it's fluffy bunnies or "I LOVE TEZZA." My wife doesn't have any for two very simple reasons. I'd rather spend the money on cars and she refuses to have one. Each to their own.

 

Radio DJs generally make me want to commit murder though. I used to like Radio 2, then suddenly I didn't because I realised they were playing too much modern shite and all the DJs were fuggin idiots. The only radio I listen to now is the odd internet radio broadcast. This is largely because we get sod all radio reception around here anyway, whether in car or in house.

[Guest]

Just got back from a very good and very random 8 days away at the Le Mans Classic \ Brussles. Took in all the sights. Fantastic stuff.

 

Why's this in the grump thread, then?

 

Well, I still haven't got all of my wages, so I ended up spending £150 on my credit card which I DO NOT LIKE.

 

Secondly, I twatted the NS front cover sill of the C4 on a high kerb in Cite Europe. The inner sill rail is fine but it looks fucking awful. I turned the air blue for about 10 minutes in the car park. It looks far worse than it is but I'm really, really pissed off about it. The car's done amazing - I did Liverpool - Altrincham - Crowthorne - Le Mans - Nogent Le Rotrou (c. 780 miles) on one tank, then Nogent Le Rotrou - Reims - Brussels (746.9 miles) on another.

 

Survived the utterly insane Belgian traffic with no problems, and then 10 miles from the cunting boat (see Modern Toss) I twat the cover sill in. Now I've got to save up more money to go with the cambelt replacement, which is coming first to offset the OMG U HAVE A WUN SIX HDI THEYS GOT WEL LONG 150K INTERVALS THEY'RE SHIT THEY'LL EXPLODE NOT ARNOLD CLARK OR A VAUXHALL VAG FANNY EXPRESS DONE TO IMPRESS THE FLEET MANAGERS tendencies. My car's done 101k and I want it doing pretty bloody soon. No way I'm doing it myself - magic Ian, the Citroen specialist in Accrington or SCTSH_ANDY can sort it.

 

Did I mention it needs a service, too? And the handbrake's kippered? Seriously though, the car will get sorted out, over the past 18 months (and earlier) it has atoned for the many, many sins committed earlier in its life against my sanity and wallet.

 

Aaaaaargh.

[Cavcraft]

OMG UR SO RACIST.

I'm covered in tattoos so obv. a bit biased but they don't make people cretins or whatever. It's a lifestyle choice, yo! I don't want them where I can't cover then up if I want to, so aside from tiny dots on my hand I can. Also I'm at the age where I'm not likely to get another career where they are arsed about things like that and if they were I probably wouldn't want to work there anyhow.

[Negative Creep]

h8ters gonna h8

 

[Lufthansa-Terminal]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Unemployed and holding out for a manegerial position? Allthough I have destroyed a few ladies faces / in a different way

[outlaw118]

For Dollywobblah, and anyone else who likes tattooed laydeez...my friend Kirsty, who was once asked if she was my wife. To her credit she played along, and wasn't too offended...

[autofive]

h8ters gonna h8

 

 

now ive seen this pic i have totally changed my opinion

 

tattoos are the way forward, the best thing since sliced bread

[Pete-M]

She was probably quite cute before she got that tattoo. To me, that looks horrific.

 

Oh, the Jeremy Kyle geezer... wasn't from the midlands was he? I saw something equally dumb and comical in Wolverhampton earlier this week, driving a Mk3 Cav..

 

Why the hell would someone do that? To make them 'unique'? or is it just to make them easier to avoid?

[fiatdaft]

Not horrific,but deffo better without.

[RedSparrow]

Sorry but I have to agree. She's a great looking girl and but that tattoo is hideous.

Many girls I know in the UK have done exactly the same though.

 

Thankfully in Czech tattoos are rare on girls and will be small and subtle.

[outlaw118]

I'm STILL not sure about it. It's not the only one she's got, just the most visible.

She's a really pretty little thing, and i've told her so many times!! She really didn't need it to stand out or anything, her smile, personality (and great baps) all do that for her.

I don't know why she did it....but you've got to admit it was brave....!!!

[cort16]

I saw something equally dumb and comical in Wolverhampton earlier this week, driving a Mk3 Cav..

 

Why the hell would someone do that? To make them 'unique'? or is it just to make them easier to avoid?

 

Are you talking about the tattoo's or the cavalier.

[Pete-M]

I saw something equally dumb and comical in Wolverhampton earlier this week, driving a Mk3 Cav..

 

Why the hell would someone do that? To make them 'unique'? or is it just to make them easier to avoid?

 

Are you talking about the tattoo's or the cavalier.

 

Both

[barrett]

Face tattoos are obviously for WINNAHS

 

If you can be bothered to read it all, I'd recommend looking at this thread about my HERO TeddyBoy Greg Edwardian Barber. He's such a cool dude.

http://www.theb9.com/thread/877200/amer ... B9-board/1

 

Did I say cool dude? Sorry, I meant racist ass with a fuggin' barber's pole on his nose

[triumph1300]

My god, wtf is that guy on? I've got plenty of tattoos but they all have family or personal meaning to them. I also don't have them over my face! I think you have to have serious issues to get your face tattoed, its bloody nasty! My fiance is also tattoed, but it doesn't stop her getting work, she also does modelling and women with ink seems to be getting pretty common nowadays. Although I do get there is a high percentage who don't like it, which is fine, everyone is different....

[warren t claim]

Sorry but I have to agree. She's a great looking girl and but that tattoo is hideous.

Many girls I know in the UK have done exactly the same though.

 

Thankfully in Czech tattoos are rare on girls and will be small and subtle.

 

Agreed, a lady shouldn't have tits that resemble the bonnet of Burt Reynolds Trans-Am.

 

She'd still get it though.

[willswitchengage]

I always suspect this is photoshopped, but probably still worth sharing:

 

[triumph1300]

I do think certain tattoos on women look crap or tacky. For instance my ex has my little pony tattoos....

Shit is the only word to describe them.

I think my fiances are nice, and very well done, she has had a few more now though..

[Lacquer Peel]

How airbrushed is that image?

 

[Lankytim]

Is she sat on the bog?

[triumph1300]

She's sat where ever you imagine she's sitting....lol! It's open to interpretation

[messerschmitt owner]

Is she sat on the bog?

she needs painting matt black and lowered!

 

Sorry T1300, couldnae resist it!

[triumph1300]

Haha I'm going to get the roller out...

[eddyramrod]

As for the suit, no tattoos etc rule, I think that's fair enough. I'm no fan of tatts and if I were hiring someone to represent my company and there was a choice between two equally talented applicants one with and one without tattoos then I would choose the one without. Personal thing, but I just don't like visible tattoos on people who are meant to be looking smart.

 

I really don't 'get' the whole tattoo thing.

 

+1, I was beginning to think I was a bit odd. I've seen tattoos in some places they really really shouldn't be; I'm in a Brit-popular holiday destination, remember.

 

VA: I'm right with you on Jeremy Vine. I'll hold him down, you kill him. Or vice-versa, doesn't matter as long as we get there. But somehow not only was he deemed suitable to replace the great Jimmy Young, but he's managed to hold that job for several years! HOW???????

[Negative Creep]

How airbrushed is that image?

 

 

 

Sorry, but anyone who has that design is a bellend. Why not just go the whole hog and add the SS Death's Head insignia whilst you're at it

[triumph1300]

How airbrushed is that image?

 

 

 

Sorry, but anyone who has that design is a bellend. Why not just go the whole hog and add the SS Death's Head insignia whilst you're at it

 

As much as I dislike the tattoo, I don't think he got it for the Nazi link, its just a nod to Volkswagens origins. I wouldnt ever even consider a car manufacturer tattoo!

[Cavcraft]

Surely it'd have been quicker, cheaper and less painful to have a 'W' and an anchor instead?

[Lacquer Peel]

Anybody who has a brand tattooed on them is a massive mong. Don't you have a Volkswagen tattoo, triumph1300?