The grumpy thread

[iainrcz]

Hard to nail down WiFi, in fairness.

No, but you can tether it.

 

Ha ha ha, boom boom.

 

I'm here all week ladies and gents.

[GrumpiusMaximus]

No, but you can tether it.

 

Ha ha ha, boom boom.

 

I'm here all week ladies and gents.

 

Wow.  Just wow.

 

Unsure how to express my feelings at this point.

[iainrcz]

Do what I do. Ignore them and hope they go away.

Wow. Just wow.

 

Unsure how to express my feelings at this point.

[GrumpiusMaximus]

Do what I do. Ignore them and hope they go away.

 

I push everything down, ignore it and then explode in rage several months later.

 

Expect the June/July meltdown.

[iainrcz]

Pretty much what I do.

I vaguely recall our back door mat ending up in next doors back garden a few days ago.

Not entirely sure why. I did get a good look off the wife at that point, as if to say what are you doing you fucking lunatic.

 

And a bin at work got launched because shit wasn't going to plan.

I push everything down, ignore it and then explode in rage several months later.

 

Expect the June/July meltdown.

[Zelandeth]

It's 03:47 in the morning and I've still not managed to get to sleep yet.

 

Hence picking the phone up...I can only stare at the ceiling and concentrate on my breathing for so bloody long before I start losing my sanity.

 

Not that I had much to start with.

[The Moog]

The snowflake comment are really annoying. It's used by someone who can't debate properly so thinks that will shut down the argument. It's lazy and equivalent to a 21st - yeah your mum comment.

 

Grump time

 

Booked and paid the deposit for a diving holiday in the summer to Borneo. Check today and the Foreign Office advice is essential travel only. Fuckstick. Means won't be able to get travel insurance for the trip - which when diving 5 times a day is probably needed.

[D Spares & Tyres]

Pretty much what I do.

I vaguely recall our back door mat ending up in next doors back garden a few days ago.

Not entirely sure why. I did get a good look off the wife at that point, as if to say what are you doing you fucking lunatic.

And a bin at work got launched because shit wasn't going to plan.

Yep I have a car part shaped hole in my fence ☺

[dollywobbler]

It's 03:47 in the morning and I've still not managed to get to sleep yet.

 

Hence picking the phone up...I can only stare at the ceiling and concentrate on my breathing for so bloody long before I start losing my sanity.

 

Not that I had much to start with.

 

Can I recommend my YouTube channel? A lot of people have said it helps them with insomnia...

[Jams]

Yes!! They are brilliant i forget the one i use but it's an mature American lady

[Parky]

Reasons to buy a Sofa.

 

Price

Style

Comfort

Dimensions

Colour

Material

 

Reasons not to buy a sofa

 

Owen Wilson

[Mr A Lawrence]

Mind.      Blown.

[dozeydustman]

Can I recommend my YouTube channel? A lot of people have said it helps them with insomnia...

 

 

I must be in the minority that will happily stay awake watching your channel when I can't sleep. A lot of the cars you review bring back fond memories of my childhood and my early years of driving (Chevette, Horizon, ZX, BX, XM, Panda & Victor FE), normally things you see on YT uploaded as a period off-air recording or in a foreign language. More than happy to donate my £2 a month to you for such splendidness.

 

Shame TWC doesn't have bumpers, you could open up the next video a la Woollard.

[dozeydustman]

Reasons to buy a Sofa.

 

Price

Style

Comfort

Dimensions

Colour

Material

 

Reasons not to buy a sofa

 

Owen Wilson

 

Can I add DFS to that?

[Noel Tidybeard]

Can I recommend my YouTube channel? A lot of people have said it helps them with insomnia...

 

yes especially waiting for you to catch up with Rachel in the "Windscreen Wiper Challenge"© :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[Tamworthbay]

Bloody jigsaw died spectacularly today, the entire plastic body disintegrated in grand form mid jig causing much vibration and exposure of internal bits. I have only had the damn thing 22 years, does no one make anything to last these days?

[madrat]

Bloody jigsaw died spectacularly today, the entire plastic body disintegrated in grand form mid jig causing much vibration and exposure of internal bits. I have only had the damn thing 22 years, does no one make anything to last these days?

My power devil angle grinder did much the same, with just 1 inch left to cut.

[chaseracer]

I'll have a crack at anything once. That's what gets me in trouble

 

I've heard this said... 

[bub2006]

Quiet in the cheap seats

[Cavcraft]

Fucking eBay curse strikes once more.

 

I try to sell something valuable and, of course, it's worthless as a result.

Like the fucking IPD rocker cover all over again.

 

This also applies to cars. Sold my last two Vectra diesels for (effectively) next to nothing, now I'm looking for another and the prices seem to have rocketed.

[bub2006]

Second hand cars seem to be on the up for some reason cavcraft. Always the way though,when you sell they in the floor but when need to buy 1 they shoot up

[Cavcraft]

Don't know what you're moaning about, I have Bacharachnaphobia. Just when I'm feeling better, there's always something there to remind me.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

FFS.     

[madrat]

When you got circumcised yesterday and the cat jumps in your lap ????

[D Spares & Tyres]

Thought there would be no drawbacks?

[Jim Bell]

Reasons to buy a Sofa.

 

Price

Style

Comfort

Dimensions

Colour

Material

 

Reasons not to buy a sofa

 

Owen Wilson

 

Wow

[fordperv]

Cutting the front floor pan out of the mrs car yesterday and got 2 sparks in the eye, I was wearing my goggles (dewalt concealer) which are supposed to be super duper, the sparks still managed to fire under them, oh the joy of the eye clinic last night

[cobblers]

Cutting the front floor pan out of the mrs car yesterday and got 2 sparks in the eye, I was wearing my goggles (dewalt concealer) which are supposed to be super duper, the sparks still managed to fire under them, oh the joy of the eye clinic last night

 

Same thing happened to me, bloody horrible.

 

I had to walk home from the hospital,  stopping off at an off licence for a load of beer to numb the pain.

 

Only when I got home did I look in the mirror and see my eyes were full of green/yellow dye, no wonder the cashier looked at me funny!

[Ghosty]

Parcelforce's import duty bullshit can fuck off.

[GrumpiusMaximus]

Lost my fucking car keys this morning.  Have since been located.  Never lost keys before.

 

Can't get to work without the car so I had to spend an hour and a half looking around the house for them, including emptying the bins and going to the outside recycling bin in a (literal) gale so I could check.  To make everything even better* my other half and I spent yesterday packing boxes (in all honesty, she spent most of yesterday packing, and I spent most of yesterday making it look like I was packing).  So there's shit everywhere.

 

Found them in a bedroom drawer.  Had fallen off bedside table into draw underneath.  Buried in there - but in there nevertheless.  An hour and a half of my life I'll never get back. 

 

Arsebiscuits.