The grumpy thread

[dollywobbler]

You lot have some strange ideas, and many sweeping generalisations when it comes to ladyfolk. Sure, some of them are crazy with a capital K, but then quite a lot of blokes are a few cogs short of a gearbox too. I don't need permission to do anything, though I have found it better to run ideas past Mrs DW before committing. A second opinion, especially when your ideas are as daft as mine often are (especially on the subject of money), can often be a really good thing!

 

Also, separate finances. Very helpful for domestic bliss. Very.

[Craig the Princess]

Also, separate finances. Very helpful for domestic bliss. Very.

Amen to that. This coming from the one who would spend both parts.

[chaseracer]

The last (almost) 25 years have shown the above to be very true, as I'm sure Domestic Management would agree.

[fairkens]

What Mr Wobbler said, a good relationship is more than the sum of it's parts, not less. I'm never not 'allowed' to go to the pub or see friends, or agree to move to another country for work for that matter

[Pillock]

We are married but have our own bank accounts. We run plans past each other but don't ask permission, just check that we're not required to be anywhere together.

 

It helps she's into the same stuff as me. Gigs, Cannock auctions and railway museums for example. In exchange I'll go to the tank museum and take her to watch the Vulcan and stuff.

[myglaren]

You lot have some strange ideas, and many sweeping generalisations when it comes to ladyfolk. Sure, some of them are crazy with a capital K, but then quite a lot of blokes are a few cogs short of a gearbox too. I don't need permission to do anything, though I have found it better to run ideas past Mrs DW before committing. A second opinion, especially when your ideas are as daft as mine often are (especially on the subject of money), can often be a really good thing!

 

Also, separate finances. Very helpful for domestic bliss. Very.

Pretty much my experience with my wife.

She was OK!

[vulgalour]

Find yourself a lass that's happy to have a bit of fun between the sheets but is less likely to cut your brake lines because you forgot to put sugar in her tea.

Shit. I think I might be the male equivalent of that.

[myglaren]

Buggered about all day until just before shop closing time.

Went for the essentials and on the way home remembered the nearside headlight was out, has been all week but need daylight to fix it (bumper off job).

Couldn't do it yesterday as son took the car to Scotland - 100' of snow here anyway

[Bren]

As I have stated on here before, there is no such thing as a domineering woman.

 

But there are such things as susceptible men.

 

Many many moons ago a work colleague, on the back of a blazing row with his partner, said to me

 

"Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and does'nt bastard die."

[fairkens]

^^delightful

[chaseracer]

I am the undisputed master of Chaseracer Towers.  And I have Domestic Management's permission* to say this.

[Cheggers]

Shit. I think I might be the male equivalent of that.

Shit...you mean you've taken sugar all these years?, you should have said

 

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[xtriple]

\My wife is utterly wonderful: an ex model (seriously!) who is great with money, loves cars and bikes, adores sanding filler or paintwork, will always get her hands dirty and has done all sorts of mechanical jobs under guidance when I was REALLY incapacitated.

 

Utterly fabulous person, male or female.

 

Unfortunately she saw the light and gave me the order of the boot, shows how bloody sensible she is!

 

But, before her I have known some real bunnyboilers, not all women are mental, but quite a few are! Incidentally, I do think rather alot of blokes are utter bastards as well... they deserve each other and leave the rest of the us alone.

[taxi paul]

I think life is a compromise. Job ,car ,relationship and home. If you can strive to make it better but be happy with what you have then you won't go far wrong. That's what I like about this forum . Never seen any jealousy towards other members lifestyle , choice of car. I hate the keeping up with the jones's type of person. All fur coat and no knickers, has my mother used to say.

[jakebullet]

I is crime witness.

 

Came out of corner shop to see a fucked driverless VW roll into a parked kia. Owner of vw came out of shop with 4 pack of wifebeater, got in vw and fucked off. So I stuck a note with vw reg on kia, but in a not wanting to get involved cos he looked a mentalist way didn't put my details on the note.

 

So now I feel bad for helping, but not really helping 'cos the fuzz won't do anything on the strength of an anonymous note. Mind, doubt they would anyway, civil matter sir.

[Inspector Morose]

I think life is a compromise. Job ,car ,relationship and home. If you can strive to make it better but be happy with what you have then you won't go far wrong. That's what I like about this forum . Never seen any jealousy towards other members lifestyle , choice of car. I hate the keeping up with the jones's type of person. All fur coat and no knickers, has my mother used to say.

It's all one big General mish mash of things. The trick is keeping the chaos in some assemblance of order. Or disorder.

[M'coli]

I is crime witness.

 

Came out of corner shop to see a fucked driverless VW roll into a parked kia. Owner of vw came out of shop with 4 pack of wifebeater, got in vw and fucked off. So I stuck a note with vw reg on kia, but in a not wanting to get involved cos he looked a mentalist way didn't put my details on the note.

 

So now I feel bad for helping, but not really helping 'cos the fuzz won't do anything on the strength of an anonymous note. Mind, doubt they would anyway, civil matter sir.

You can still walk into a polis station/phone crimestoppers and grass them up.  It's a road traffic collision that's gone unreported and hence is an offence, I believe.

[AlabamaShrimp]

It's not technically a road traffic collision as there was no driver in the car. So it's civil and insurance not police

[gordonbennet]

Was it a Pissant with the electric parking non brake of doom?

[Cavcraft]

Obviously, in the midst of our misogynism all us blokes are perfect.

[Craig the Princess]

Obviously, in the midst of our misogynism all us blokes are perfect.

Speak for yourself, I'm a cunt.

[UltraWomble]

DVLA Hoofwanking Bunglecunts again:

So they email and say before they can discuss the small matter of taking two months DD's for road tax when the car was taxed in full for 12 months they want a date of birth....

So I reply with the date of birth - to whit this comes back:

 

Upon checking our records I can confirm that the date of birth you have provided does not match our records. To allow us to assist you further could you please confirm the date of birth we would hold on record for you?

 

I look forward to your reply.

 

I have replied that the date of birth on my driving licence matches the one on my birth certificate, but in case there was any error I consulted my mother who was present at the time and despite being off her tits on Pethidine and Entonox can at least remember the date and year that I burst forth from between her legs - I added that I would have asked my father but as he died 7 years ago and I dont have Doris Stokes phone number they will just have to take my mothers word for it.

Ive cancelled the DD at the bank anyway so it will be worth £36 just to tell the utter cuntfuttocks to FRO.

[fordperv]

Please post their reply up for us

[vulgalour]

RAAAARRRRGHGHGH FUCKING COCKWOMBLES

 

On the way back from doing an errand I had 2 pedestrians just wander out in front of me.  There was some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback decided to join the roundabout when I and another car was already on it without bothering to look to see if it were clear or slow down.  I hope his stupid silver car explodes and causes him debilitating but not particularly visible injury. In a queue of traffic and the utter fucknugget behind me decided that he had to overtake me on a single lane where there's roadworks with traffic light control and nowhere for him to go.  Then proceeded to ride my bumper to the roundabout where ANOTHER arsebumbler decided indicators are for chumps.  Numerous incidents of people on their mobile phone just wandering all over the shop while driving.  Some other absolute hamster botherer decided that I didn't exist and he wanted to put his car where mine was and then decided to go around the roundabout with no indicators or bothering to pick a lane and stick to it.

 

The only silver lining was the nice person who saw me trying to get out of the parking bay in the busy car park and actually reversed and got in the way of impatient traffic so I could get out safely and quickly.  I drove the grand total of 8 miles and I've never been more angry at every other fucking driver.  I hope they all fall off a cliff.

[mercrocker]

People drive like twats this time of year. Their heads are up their arse reading next month's credit card statement and the small part of their brain reserved for driving is still trying to process the last piece of information* they read on Facebum. We need to be careful and look out for our shite.....

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I drive badly all year round

[vulgalour]

"...look out for our shite..." reminds me, because I actually forgot, that I took a super blurry picture of that mustard Volvo 140 estate that I keep seeing bombing about the place because I was fortunate enough to be sat at a red light when it appeared.  So that was a good thing too.

[Sloth in a bowl]

I drive badly all year round

 

 

It is comments like this that make me convinced that Mr_Bo11ox really is the glorious* leader of UKIP and that his user icon and buying a Laguna II is just a massively well targeted double bluff.

 

In fact, the more I think about it, his buying of a foreign car that will go drastically wrong in the near future is just another step in his subversive anti-euro campaign. No doubt the Laguna will soon be replaced with a Merc A class to remind us that the Germans are shit to. 

[Sloth in a bowl]

There was some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback decided to join the roundabout when I and another car was already on it

 

 

Calling Conelrad D Conelrad to the beige drawing board...

[Lacquer Peel]

It is comments like this that make me convinced that Mr_Bo11ox really is the glorious* leader of UKIP and that his user icon and buying a Laguna II is just a massively well targeted double bluff.

 

In fact, the more I think about it, his buying of a foreign car that will go drastically wrong in the near future is just another step in his subversive anti-euro campaign. No doubt the Laguna will soon be replaced with a Merc A class to remind us that the Germans are shit to.