The grumpy thread

[Jerzy Woking]

I probably would have then rang them from the car park, see if they would book me a table. If they did, I'd go in, look at the menu, and then tell them there is nothing they have that I want.

Better than booking and not going in.

[billy_bunter]

Sedan! AAAARRRRRFFFGGHHHHHH

It is a saloon.

Just as an estate is not a fudgepacking wagon!

Had to let it out somewhere

[Jamie]

7 minutes ago, billy_bunter said:

Sedan! AAAARRRRRFFFGGHHHHHH

It is a saloon.

Just as an estate is not a fudgepacking wagon!

Had to let it out somewhere

its a belmont

[cobblers]

17 minutes ago, Jamie said:

its a belmont

I want an RS3 belmont

[sheffcortinacentre]

31 minutes ago, billy_bunter said:

Sedan! AAAARRRRRFFFGGHHHHHH

It is a saloon.

Just as an estate is not a fudgepacking wagon!

Had to let it out somewhere

3 Dr saloon, 5dr saloon it's a fucking hatchback!!!

Coupe it's a fucking 2dr saloon!! You twats!!!!

[Jamie]

13 minutes ago, cobblers said:

I want an RS3 belmont

always hankered after an E30 2 door belmont

[TataBobu]

You know you're wrong, there's no "sedan" nor "saloon". Only berline.  I'll have none of that "estate" or "wagon" you're speaking of,  I'll raise you combi or break.

[Jamie]

don't forget the longroof ...

[Soundwave]

Got my second Covid vaccination today, and as a full-time trypanophobic I've been losing sleep over it for several nights, and barely slept 2 hours last night.

I think what irritates me more is how people don't understand or, as I suspect, don't want to understand. "You've had your first one and survived, what's to be worried about?" It's a phobia, by their very nature they don't make any fucking sense. It's very different to just being a bit nervous about needles, so don't come at me with the "Oh everyone's a bit wary of needles, you'll be fine" shit either. Appointment isn't til 11 and I'm already sweating like a jogger's bollocks.

 

Everyone just writes me off as being a wimp, or melodramatic ... which I'll readily admit to being both of, just not in this particular context.

[GrumpiusMaximus]

Fair play for booking it.  Hats off and thank you.

[Soundwave]

I just hope I don't pass out like I did after my first one... the staff were great about it, but I felt so embarrassed!

[High Jetter]

Don't be. You can't do anything to prevent it. Jabs usually do the same to me, even after I've convinced them that I need to be lying down. Fortunately, my 2 covid jabs were an exception to that rule, just felt a bit wobbly for 5-10 minutes and was then fine.

[anonymous user]

8 hours ago, TataBobu said:

You know you're wrong, there's no "sedan" nor "saloon". Only berline.  I'll have none of that "estate" or "wagon" you're speaking of,  I'll raise you combi or break.

I'm sure in my Trabant's handbook it was described as a limousine.

[Angrydicky]

Yeah, the use of Septic language creeping into our vocabulary irritates me too.

[eddyramrod]

You know what I hate?  All this incessant fucking swearing!

[outlaw118]

22 hours ago, Nyphur said:

Sky are bringing it back - Greg Davies to host

Yeah, with the utter fucknugget Jamali Maddix as a regular. Will record and fast forward his bits; he totally ruined last series of Taskmaster.

[eddyramrod]

1 minute ago, outlaw118 said:

 utter fucknugget Jamali Maddix 

Oh thank goodness it's not just me!  Can I put Joe Wilkinson in the same bin please?

[outlaw118]

5 minutes ago, eddyramrod said:

You know what I hate?  All this incessant fucking swearing!

Sorry @eddyramrod 

[Remspoor]

3 hours ago, Soundwave said:

I just hope I don't pass out like I did after my first one... the staff were great about it, but I felt so embarrassed!

It is something you don't read a lot about in this Covid era. There wer always stories in the military when guys in the queue for a vax would pass out. Did they give it to you before you were compos mentis?

[outlaw118]

2 minutes ago, eddyramrod said:

Can I put Joe Wilkinson in the same bin please?

Not on my watch Ed, he makes I larf. Second favourite (male) on Eight Out Of Ten Cats Does Countdown. RIP Sean Lock.

(Although I mainly watch it for Rachel Riley OBVS)

[Remspoor]

14 hours ago, billy_bunter said:

Sedan! AAAARRRRRFFFGGHHHHHH

It is a saloon.

Just as an estate is not a fudgepacking wagon!

Had to let it out somewhere

 

9 hours ago, TataBobu said:

You know you're wrong, there's no "sedan" nor "saloon". Only berline.  I'll have none of that "estate" or "wagon" you're speaking of,  I'll raise you combi or break.

And what about SWs?

[eddyramrod]

No no no, THIS is a Station Wagon...

[eddyramrod]

10 minutes ago, outlaw118 said:

Not on my watch Ed, he makes I larf. Second favourite (male) on Eight Out Of Ten Cats Does Countdown.

You can go off people.....

[R1152]

31 minutes ago, Remspoor said:

It is something you don't read a lot about in this Covid era. There wer always stories in the military when guys in the queue for a vax would pass out. Did they give it to you before you were compos mentis?

Similarly, people in the services freaking out with claustrophobia when put in early MRI scanners.

[Soundwave]

37 minutes ago, Remspoor said:

It is something you don't read a lot about in this Covid era. There wer always stories in the military when guys in the queue for a vax would pass out. Did they give it to you before you were compos mentis?

I was fully awake when they gave it to me - I passed out immediately afterwards, apparently it's due to the sudden drop in heart rate when the source of anxiety is taken away. 

 

Managed to stay conscious this time! 

[Jerzy Woking]

5 minutes ago, Soundwave said:

Managed to stay conscious this time! 

That is some progress. Congratulations on coping with your fear and getting it done.

[Supernaut]

Ordered a front wheel and a saddle from chain reaction. What arrived today? The saddle.

Had no time to submit a complaint as I had to head to the black circles appointment that was delayed from yesterday for no reason that the garage can fathom because the tyres arrived yesterday.

When did it all go to shit?

 

EDIT: Never mind, the wheel turned up while I was getting the tyres on the car done. Luckily the courier got into the block and left it in the hallway in front of my flat.

[PhilA]

 

Ugh.

Starting prep. $126 of fuel in jerry cans. Gonna pull the generator out and check it over tonight.

Phil

[Asimo]

7 hours ago, eddyramrod said:

No no no, THIS is a Station Wagon...

And this is a shooting brake

 

[Jerzy Woking]

My Samsung phone has decided it doesn't want me to access my Hotmail account? and won't let me access their "reset password" until tomorrow.

Cunts.