The grumpy thread

[Pillock]

There's some good property management people along with the bad, same as landlords. The best combo is a landlord that keeps their nose out and a decent management firm, OR just a decent landlord.

 

Basically if I'm paying 150% of what a mortgage would cost to rent, I want stuff to be fixed within a week (for livable stuff like fixtures and fittings) or same day for stuff like heating or doors. I've had management companies provide that level of service, and I never knew who the landlord was.

 

I rented a house off one of the professors who taught me at uni. It was only a chance comment that revealed the link, he didn't know my name and I didn't know his.

[Kiltox]

My landlord manages the property himself and pays the agent to find a tenant and do the contract stuff. Works well since he is quick to sort any of the very few problems we have had and we never see him unless something is wrong

 

Modern house in good nick though - not sure it would work as well if it were older and needed more maintenance

[beko1987]

I always DIY the small stuff in our rented house, we've had the letting agent involved for very few things over the years, the front door being fucked, the kitchen sink needing re-plumbing and a broken socket (and only then because I didnt want to get told off for doing it) and when the oven broke (and only then because Amy over ruled me by shouting at me)

 

The way I see it, if we stay invisible, they wont put the rent up...

[Sheefag]

Announcement in the Grudian that Nissan is going to build the new Qashqai in Sunderland, and this SJW cunt posts this in the comments section....

 

leavers Areevil

 

In many ways extremely disappointing news about Nissan. I was particularly hoping for significant punishment for the Sunderland region.

Another way of looking at it though is that Nissan fundamentally doesn't believe hard Brexit will happen. Most likely EEA with freedom of movement.

[TataBobu]

Anyone know some good swears in Italian?

 

Maybe it's not too late:

 

" Mortacci tua, de tu nonno e de 3/4 della palazzina tua"

 

Or you could go for the classic "Vaffanculo".

[Sheefag]

'Perché calci il mio cane e lo chiami affanculo?'

[Eddie Honda]

The way I see it, if we stay invisible, they wont put the rent up...

+1

 

I've repaired amongst other things:

 

Beko washing machine (buggered shocks and springs)

Bathroom tap flexi (was going to do a proper copper tail, but CBA)

Called my own sparky in for the shower RCD.

Rewired the immersion switch so it's outside the cupboard and added a boost timer so it doesn't get left on.

Fixed the bath/shower changeover valve on the bath mixer taps.

Supplied my own lawnmower (did get whinged at once by agent about grass cutting, well if you don't supply the mower I'll do it when I've fixed my own - nothing else said)

Fixed a tumble dryer not on inventory, but was in shed. New belt fix lasted 2 minutes as shite Whirlpool motor sheared the end of the shaft off - shaft has a massive undercut no reason other than to make £££. Got a secondhand motor sent from Germany as all the local domestic appliance places round here take the piss for used motors.

Spent 4 years fixing a gate - well I did get the frame built sometime back for less than €20 of wood, but haven't actually completed it yet.

Took a considerable time to fix a leaking overflow, eventually I changed the rubber washer - that didn't work, so spent €6 on a new valve/arm. Old one had a split cone.

 

I'm paying less than market, so don't need to rock the boat. First rise was after 41 months, which was haggled down by a 1/3. Agent gets paid on time or early, generally left to it (a single 5 min visit once every 10-12 months with a couple of week notice).

 

The only time I've had them do something was a roof tile. Semi-bungalow, where next door neighbour got some fat bastard fitting a sat dish in an unnecessary location (chimney, absolutely no need as I have mine on the rear wall) and cracked a tile. Would have gone up myself if I had a longer ladder and wasn't another fat bastard adding to the problem.

 

No point in getting the landlord a €60+ call out for something I can do for considerably less (even if it takes me AEONS!) without having to wait around all day for some "tradesman" to rock up.

[beko1987]

Thought of another one, the overflow was leaking when we moved in (we didn't notice) and gradually the damp patch in the front room ceiling got worse. Several phone calls yeilded nothing so in the end I rang our contact on his mobile and said look, I'll have the bath panel off with your blessing and try not to damage it, but you need to fix the hole in the ceiling. No problem said he.

 

Off came the panel, and I tightened the overflow which was proper loose, and also had the waste apart and cleaned out years of gunk so it no longer took 40 minutes for the bath to drain. 4 months later some guy came round and did a shit patch job on the ceiling.

 

When the fence blew down next door said it was their fence so paid for the lot to be done, I took 2 more very wobbly panels down at 1am 2 days after the first one fell to avoid damage (we told the neighbors that there was no point in getting it fixed now (when it was really windy at the beginning of the year), may as well wait, and neither of us have pets, and we get on really well so didn't care about the lack of fence). Also went round with cable ties and made the rest of the panels on both sides secure)

 

The agents may not know I have boarded the loft out though, or removed a TV aerial because I nearly took my eye out on it but thats all easily reversible. They don't know about the carpet yet either but as its just laid ontop of the laminate I think that will be ok. Our lettings agent is OK, if not a bit useless, he brings back hoovers he finds in abandoned properties to the office and gives me a shout!

[Captain Furious]

Faceaches new market place section thingymabob, apparently its not enough that every for sale group in the land is packed full of dodgy fags and 'Rare new £5 notes' but now FB needs to notify me of the fact.

 

Latest one is an AF23 serial number or something, so 6 digit serial numbers with 4 digit alphanumeric prefix I make that roughly the 623 millionth off the production line, in other words, if everyone in the country was given 10 new fivers each, this would be the next one out...yours for only £200.  Seriously, just stop it!

[MarvinsMom]

Announcement in the Grudian that Nissan is going to build the new Qashqai in Sunderland, and this SJW cunt posts this in the comments section....

 

i wouldn't waste time or effort with the Grudian, its not fit to line out the bottom of the cat's litter tray.

 

its so full of shit, there's no room for kitty's "business"

[angle]

Five weeks on, I'm still trying to get my broken but under warranty OnePlus phone out of their repairers in the Czech Republic. So, let's try their live chat. They essentially admit that they have no idea whether its been fixed or not, or when I'll get it back 'but I will find out and let you know immediately'. Immediately meaning within the next hour? 'By 10pm on Monday'. Fuck off.

[Sheefag]

i wouldn't waste time or effort with the Grudian, its not fit to line out the bottom of the cat's litter tray.

 

its so full of shit, there's no room for kitty's "business"

 

I still have a soft spot for it. I usually get to the office around 05.50, start the day with a read of the Mail online followed by the Grudian. It brings balance.

Student / identity politics aside, it's heart is still in the right place.

[MarvinsMom]

i cannot stand the Grudian, it has a horrible sneering, snide tone to it.

 

there is more news to be found in an old chip wrapper than there is in that "newspaper"

[Rocket88]

Polly Toynbee...............that is all....................

[Barry Cade]

I rent oor flat off a nurse with a shonky mx5. Was on Gumtree, never any hassle, have been with an agent in the past and it was a f### nightmare- never again. Never buying again either.

[Captain Furious]

Yeah she can double fuck off, the smug, humourless, self righteous, champagne socialist bunglecunt

[Captain Furious]

Poly Toynbee I mean, not the nurse you rent your flat off

[MarvinsMom]

^so you aren't a fan then?

 

that polly toynbee is fucking horrible though.....

[Parky]

I have to admit this place is the first place I have become aware of the word "Bunglec*nt" and I rather like it.

 

"Rainbow" hasn't been the same since mind....

[jakebullet]

Bake off? Fuck off!

[Richard]

It has done, hasn't it?

[bub2006]

Should finish at 5 at work. Didnt get out till 6.45. Started at 7.30 and only managed 10 mins of dinner too. Came home to find a car parked directly opposite my driveway making it tight to turn into. Ended up stoving the kia into the audi. Sooner i can scrap it the bloody better.

[outlaw118]

Found Mrs_Outlaw a car last Saturday - 22nd. 

 

Kia Rio in pretty blue, 2012 17,381 miles, £6695, beat the dealer down to £6500 including 6  months tax, fresh MoT and whichever service is due. Offered me/her £1800 for the Fiesta unseen.

 

Form filled out, deposit of £200 paid, arranged to collect Thursday 3rd November - no point wasting 3 weeks tax eh? - and madam works 1st part of the week.

 

So why the grump?

 

get a phone call sunday - "Hello this is Ken Brown Kia n Stevanage - really sorry, got some bad news"

Me: (thinking it's caught fire or someone has wrapped it up) "Go on...."

Them: "That car is reservrd for someone else, they've put a deposit on it, and a paying for it today. Obviously we'll refund your £200.....really sorry.... the salesman you spoke to will find you another one, we've got access to kia's database, we'll give you a call Monday"

 

 

Yep, you guessed it it's fucking Thursday, the money went back in yesterday, and I've not had a peep out of them.

 

Am I right in thinking the paperwork Mrs_O signed is essentially a contract?

[Guest Hooli]

Talking of rented places, the first place I rented the gas boiler packed up about 10pm on xmas eve. There may have been beer involved the thought process of 'fuck waiting four days to be able to contact them, I'll do it'. 30mins later I'd bridged the burnt out section of the circuit board with a scrap bit of wire & had it all working again, it was still like that when I left months later, I never did tell them.

 

I did tell the owner of the rental agency his company were a bunch of dishonest scum, buckets while he was having a pub meeting trying to sell the business... serves the fuckers right for pretending they'd had the place flea'd when I got it & I had to spend six months defleaing it myself. Then bastids then charged me a de-flea charge when I left. That on top of claiming cleaning costs 'because you dog has peed everywhere' which was actually the leaking heating I'd been calling them about for nine months had kinda pissed me off.

[drum]

The wind caught my car door and put a bonnie dent in the door of a mini parked next to me. Not looking forward to the repair bill.

[Cheggers]

Southwest Trains and their wanky bus replacement service. Travelling back from a curry & gin fuelled evening in town only to be told the train was stopping at Havant with a replacement bus service to Portsmouth. OK, thinks I, no problem.

 

Our train was 4 minutes late getting to Havant (not exactly a bustling metropolis), but did the rail replacement service wait for us...did it fuck. We got to Havant around 12:45am and the next bus was due at 01:30

 

So I called a cab and treated a couple of random strangers to a free lift to Portsmouth with possibly the most sweary taxi driver I've ever met. My head hit the pillow at exactly 1:30

[cros]

Wasted the afternoon yesterday undoing a previous owners bodge on my A35 van. If the wanker who claimed to have restored it is reading this, you don't fix a leaky carb by sticking a couple of washers under the float valve.

The wretched fixed-jet carb was so worn that I removed it along with the manifolds and substituted an SU set up removed years ago from a larger engined Minor. It idled and drove perfectly with no adjustments which probably means I've posted this in the wrong place.

[Sheefag]

I'd have rung the Police cros, turned it into a proper fucking rant.

[fordperv]

everything, i think im having a meltdown, im raging today because of work

[Sheefag]

You an' all eh? Here we go son, New Scotland Yard, 020 7230 1212.

Remind 'em who pays their fuckin' wages if you get any attitude, always works for me when I'm pissed off.