The grumpy thread

[chaseracer]

That'll learn you... 

[320touring]

AnthonyG had said "There's a bit of rusty staining there" when I lifted the bonnet on the 850 at Cannock.

 

I investigated.

 

Hole in the inner wing.

 

FFS.

Never listen to a Jaaag owner- especially re rust;)

[Tickman]

AnthonyG had said "There's a bit of rusty staining there" when I lifted the bonnet on the 850 at Cannock.

 

I investigated. 

 

Hole in the inner wing.

 

FFS.

I have highlighted the problem!

[Guest Hooli]

Never listen to a Jaaag owner- especially re rust;)

 

But they are world famous experts on rust.

[Supernaut]

But they are world famous experts on rust.

 

Being exposed to something in huge quantities does not necessarily make one an expert on it.

[Guest Hooli]

<looks at sports stars>

<looks at money>

 

Yeah, you're right.

[Dick Cheeseburger]

Sorry, non rusty grump. This wonky-jawed wet lettuce cluttering up the itv channel on a too-frequent basis is currently getting on my nerves. How people like this make their millions is beyond me.

[castros_bro]

 

[fordperv]

Fuck! Bet that woke you up!

 

Is that the only damage? I expect the engine lost it's oil pretty quick.

i am the luckiest git, put a sump on it today which stixy kindly met me with, there is no engine damage, its purring like a kitten again

[captain_70s]

I lost count of how many cunts like that I encountered the last few days (I went from Aberdeen to Newcastle and back).

 

Even worse are the ones who toddle along at 60mph on a 70mph dual carriageway, so I pull out to overtake them, then just as I'm nearly finished overtaking, they go and speed up and sit just off my rear quarter! Twats!

My favourite* is the sort who is dawdling along at 60mph, you pass them and then 5 mins later they come bombing past at 90+, another 5 mins pass and you're stuck behind them again!

 

I'm glad my commute is rural roads at 6am in the morning or about 4pm in the afternoon, I manage to avoid the vast majority of traffic. If I had to assault a motorway or A-road at rush hour on a daily basis I'd likely be banged up for ramming somebody with my car and dismembering the driver with a ice scraper in the first week...

 

Also many 40mph zone around here, locals tend to take them at 15mph or 85mph. There is no middle ground.

[andy18s]

Following our trip to Sunny Mumbles on Sunday,which included a full on hail and thunderstorm,the van decided to do its best impression of an air cooled vdub

Investigation turned up a nicely broken exhaust manifold....

And what an absolute basterd of a job to swap it over....

[cort16]

Fuck me this is too early.

[Ghosty]

Having nothing to do is starting to take its toll on me... I've not seen daylight since Saturday.

[Eddie Honda]

Trigger (or anyone else for that matter) posting political stuff on Autoshite.com

 

Have a word with yourself Trigger.

 

(Either pack Facebook in or keep political stuff where it belongs - over there, with the only exception perhaps being shite motoring related politics)

 

I've just slapped my forehead so hard that it now hurts, why? Because I've just seen this post that been shared on Facebook from some shit Brexit group.

 

 

It's clearly a photoshop piss take but the number of people replying thinking it's a real news item is staggering.

 

[dollywobbler]

I don't see that as political. I see it as a very valid grump at the gullibility of the great British public. Oh, and the horrendous racism.

[Eddie Honda]

Regardless of the sentiment expressed by Trigger or the screenshots quoted, it is political. Denying that is being extremely charitable. Besides, if it is a valid grump, then why was it posted originally in the grin section?

 

Tl;Dr : More Ranchos and less Friendface.

[red5]

As far as I'm concerned this covers everything for tyre-kickers and messers.

 

 

If you don't know where your bonnet release is, your screenwasher reservoir lid, your oil filler cap or dipstick LEAVE IT ALONE STUPID.

 

And whilst we're on the subject  - if you ask an experienced, time-served mechanic advice, promptly ignore it and then come bleating to me because the fetid heap of 10 yard (rain) shiny paintwork shit your Dad/Uncle/mate/random moronâ„¢ turns out to be exactly was I said it was - don't expect me to repair it for free.

 

 

My Range Rover has stickers - some of them painted over which makes them structural now. 

 

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1993 Range Rover 200Tdi Auto

Seemed appropriate for this thread as well....

[trigger]

Sorry if i offended anyone. I won't do it again.

[garbaldy]

/\ I thought you posted it to show the stupidity of the replies at least that's the way I read it so apology not really necessary.

[Bobthebeard]

Sorry if i offended anyone. I won't do it again.

It seems you only offended one person. No apologies necessary IMHO!

[red5]

trigger, on 19 Oct 2016 - 1:31 PM, said:

Sorry if i offended anyone. I won't do it again.

It seems you only offended one person. No apologies necessary IMHO!

 

 

I can try and be offended a bit if it helps?  

[mercrocker]

Sorry if i offended anyone. I won't do it again.

Last person on here who needs to apologise for anything IMHO. 

[dugong]

AND IN TODAY'S EPISODE OF BUM GRAVY: PEEBO - 

 

605 failed its MoT on some pretty serious structural corrosion. 
Any shiters want to take it on as a project? 114k, sweet 2.1 XUD engine, very good interior, working tow bar electrics. £300 and a trailer takes it away from Peterborough. The engine has to be worth £200 alone. 

 

Proper ad to follow. And no, I'm not breaking it. I don't have the space. 

 

[Bren]

The vectra has shit itself. It took nine bastard days.

 

On motorway, spanner light illuminated - loss of power. Car is still capable of the legal limit, but takes ages to get there. Going in to be looked tomorrow - not hopeful.

 

I think my second stint of vectra ownership is going to be very short.

[mrbenn]

The vectra has shit itself. It took nine bastard days.

 

On motorway, spanner light illuminated - loss of power. Car is still capable of the legal limit, but takes ages to get there. Going in to be looked tomorrow - not hopeful.

 

I think my second stint of vectra ownership is going to be very short.

 

Have you sold the Focus yet?!

[chaseracer]

Regardless of the sentiment expressed by Trigger or the screenshots quoted, it is political. Denying that is being extremely charitable. Besides, if it is a valid grump, then why was it posted originally in the grin section?

 

Tl;Dr : More Ranchos and less Friendface.

 

Your opinion - for that is what it can only be - is duly noted.  As is Trigger's.  And that of Dai Wobbler.  And, indeed, of any other shiter who cares to comment in an open and respectful way.

 

AS is a broad church, and it should stay that way.

 

Moving on... 

[mercrocker]

 

AS is a broad church, and it should stay that way.

 

Moving on... 

Amen to that

[Bren]

Have you sold the Focus yet?!

The new owner collects the focus tonight. Assuming he picks it up I will divulge what it went for.

 

Oddly, the warning light has now gone out on the vectra and normal service has resumed - these kind of faults can be a PITA.

[purplebargeken]

I can be offended even though I am not really sure why. 

[doobietoo]

Had a couple of hours off today so had a poke around the baby Austin hopefully the bit of tin with underseal on the bottom and black tape on the top on the drivers side floor is a *period repair and not a recent addition. .. I haven't seen a repair like this since I scrapped my old alfasud in the 80s