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21 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Pam Ayres: 'If you're going to beat yourself up about what Britain did, how far back do you go?'

Don't try and nail me in Horsham, forget those little follies

there's more damp in the kitchen walls than I've got in me trollies

GEORGIE BOY CUSTOM,1997, RV MOTORHOME, PETROL/LPG, 28FT, SPARES OR REPAIR! - Picture 5 of 11

keep your dusty ancient bone it's caused  my dryness, after all

lay me in an 'otel suite sheltered from the cold

then lay your seeds upon me, dear, and my legs may yet unfold

but try and knob me in this room and you will get cuckold

GEORGIE BOY CUSTOM,1997, RV MOTORHOME, PETROL/LPG, 28FT, SPARES OR REPAIR! - Picture 9 of 11

and kindly yet affectionally you can go and climb that tree

and watch on while the farmer's son fertilises me  

or piss off down that real ale pub for a pint of Rectal Prolapse

but when you stumble home tonight don't forget to shut me flaps

 GEORGIE BOY CUSTOM,1997, RV MOTORHOME, PETROL/LPG, 28FT, SPARES OR REPAIR! - Picture 11 of 11

your purple headed womb broom ain't enough to  make me lay

your tiny root I will not entertain, don't  try an get your way

that farm hand ploughed me so 'ard, that I didn't know the day

quick & turn that cold tap on, I've got vaginal decay 

 GEORGIE BOY CUSTOM,1997, RV MOTORHOME, PETROL/LPG, 28FT, SPARES OR REPAIR! - Picture 4 of 11

so a little word for all those men who want to make us wives feel bliss

take us to an 'otel, fellas,  not this steamin pile of piss

coz if you don't look after us when you next see my minge

just as the back on this old crate it'll be like Claudia Winkleman's fringe

GEORGIE BOY CUSTOM,1997, RV MOTORHOME, PETROL/LPG, 28FT, SPARES OR REPAIR! - Picture 2 of 11

GEORGIE BOY CUSTOM,1997, RV MOTORHOME, PETROL/LPG, 28FT, SPARES OR REPAIR! | eBay

 

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D.E Rank: Lancia Gamma

D.E

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I have owned this car for 22 years and have derived great pleasure from it. The bodywork (original) is in remarkable condition and it is mechanically sound. HOWEVER, I have not been able to run it because of an electrical problem with the fuel pump. At 79 I am no longer able to crawl over cars as I used to and am looking for a buyer with the skills to revitalise this modern classic. (The engine is a late model of the iconic boxer).

https://www.gumtree.com/p/alfa-romeo/alfa-romeo-146-hatchback-1996-manual-1596-cc-5-doors/1481705981

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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car - Picture 1 of 13

car | eBay

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Here's another, but a facelifted one in petrol flava

MG ZR 2005 Facelift - Picture 2 of 23

MG ZR 2005 Facelift | eBay

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Jerzy Woking Rank: Renault 16

Jerzy Woking

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19 minutes ago, grogee said:

Murder weapon, £100 Oldham. 

Severely under-braked. 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/386908639046

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Nasty AI generated description. 

"....this road bike is perfect for long rides on the open road"

Possibly, if it were road legal.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Ford Puma 1.4 abs lux One owner from new ( ME ) - Picture 3 of 8

Ford Puma 1.4 abs lux One owner from new ( ME ) | eBay

Shame it's only a 1.4 (just can't imagine these being any fun, unless they're a 1.7) but someone needs to take this one owner Puma on and get it back on the road.

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New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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On 22/06/2024 at 20:59, grogee said:

I'm a newly hatched CBT twat and I'd bum this Yamaha RD125 DX to kingdom come. 

It's £2600 which might be cheap for all I know. There's a video of the twin cylinder stroker in action:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/196441349684

 

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I'm confused. I thought the RD125 was single cylinder. 

egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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Peugeot 5008 1.6 diesel,Spares or repair,needs new clutch as judders when pulling away and has crack in windscreen.runs and drives,few scratches outside,interior really nice.no mot.has been standing put new battery in it and alternator light on at mo. Can deliver locally,if not marked as sold still for sale. 

£800

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1158797178578745/

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Stinkwheel Rank: Renault 16

Stinkwheel

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3 hours ago, New POD said:

I'm confused. I thought the RD125 was single cylinder. 

Not the aircooled early ones. Later RD125LC were single cyl

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The Old Bloke Next Door Rank: Lancia Gamma

The Old Bloke Next Door

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My mechanic is selling his six seat Land Rover, owned it many years with numerous upgrades carried out during the course of his ownership. Vehicle is located near to Cannock, Staffordshire, ready for immediate use, any trial/inspection welcome.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/256550934287?itmmeta=01J14VQ0CD5P2TDBMXWSXR58RD&hash=item3bbba0970f:g:6Q4AAOSwXWFmdtOV&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA8CgaortlTv3VI14dZVC2Z3fXH716kyt%2Fr20%2B9ektkKKsnMQznA%2FFab%2FcC5foum%2FAlo9s90QCbahaaaL%2FwT2s2N4zR8E%2B882%2FSFiNIEUmKHN9GM5wCjzIi5gH3opiD4AfdHjPUzanLOj7fccEqnbN4sBezOsMiBcQEs0w84pH7xKJkQLRGyhdTDKPdWPt5%2BTdItAFv2UdFpKcJzPdE2SPYz1QJjMucJcuEy9tmh57ea3iXdkKdxD1EHtVExnZ4XI%2FjWrYbpcgfEo%2FqHrOq8ytRdpae3FEPVCPoJbE3vgQjdUauBANnpWv5dEshxIx1MhrKA%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR6KG3JuJZA

 

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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1 hour ago, Schaefft said:

Very tempting V6 XM Exclusive for 500 quid as it is identical to the ex-forum bike XM I had for a little while. Almost triple the mileage but even then seems like a not bad deal to me!

If the owner only knew how to take a decent photo...

Product photo of 1997 Citroen Xm exclusive

Product photo of 1997 Citroen Xm exclusive

https://www.facebook.com/share/5Q1N3u8FWo78hK3m/

That was in the ACA auction on Saturday, it made £360 (!).

Schaefft Rank: Lancia Gamma

Schaefft

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58 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

That was in the ACA auction on Saturday, it made £360 (!).

Good thing it wasn't on my radar then! The seller must have made some frightening discoveries underneath to immediately get rid of it, probably at a loss, then. The crusty doglegs aren't looking promising.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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1 hour ago, Schaefft said:

Good thing it wasn't on my radar then! The seller must have made some frightening discoveries underneath to immediately get rid of it, probably at a loss, then. The crusty doglegs aren't looking promising.

It did look rough as a badger's arse to be honest.

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