eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

Replica Morgan Three Wheeler barn find | eBay

*Replica Morgan is an anagram of roar minge clap. 

[Cavcraft]

Austin Metro City 1987 1.0L - low mileage, barn find for restoration | eBay

BL/Rover cars must have been fucking rubbish as getaway cars, as they always had 273 keys.

[eddyramrod]

Look what I just found on FB...

(1) Marketplace – 1985 Bedford cf2 | Facebook

Mind, it's a heck of a lot of money with no ticket and impending welding already admitted-to!

[Dick Cheeseburger]

3 hours ago, MiniMinorMk3 said:

You won't loose this in a car park

Lot 64: Classic Motoring Lot Bidding Ends: Wednesday 13th September 2023 at 8:02PM £3,000-3,500 - Brightwells

Applejack mk1s are the dog's danglies. It'll be interesting to see what the hammer price is - I interpret 'restored by a retired Mini specialist' as tidied and painted to an ok standard looking at the front wing fitment, rough lower edge to the front valance and the wobbly window seals. It's doing strong money already.

[MiniMinorMk3]

1 minute ago, Dick Longbridge said:

Applejack mk1s are the dog's danglies. It'll be interesting to see what the hammer price is - I interpret 'restored by a retired Mini specialist' as tidied and painted to an ok standard looking at the front wing fitment, rough lower edge to the front valance and the wobbly window seals. It's doing strong money already.

He must be a Mini specialist as he has built it to factory spec with the wobbly and rough bits. If it was all straight it would be over restored!

[Dick Cheeseburger]

3 hours ago, MiniMinorMk3 said:

He must be a Mini specialist as he has built it to factory spec with the wobbly and rough bits. If it was all straight it would be over restored!

This one is crazy money but the resto is sublime.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/145074065626?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=epbEn_a0Qme&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=FV05_6LQQo2&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

The underside is equally as clean as the top half. It's a world apart from the one restored by old boy, in between trimming his lawn, walking the dog and going to the tip once a week with half a bag of grass cuttings. 

Even the colour on the home resto job doesn't look right...

 

[Cavcraft]

Some more quality* from  Vanstation

1989 Rover Maestro 700 SWB Collectors Classic Panel Van Starts and Drives | eBay

[Cavcraft]

Bova Magiq Tri Axle Automatic Coach 51 Seat Full Executive | eBay

'Rear bumer was removed'

 

[egg]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/993132085266620/

[warren t claim]

13 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Bova Magiq Tri Axle Automatic Coach 51 Seat Full Executive | eBay

'Rear bumer was removed'

 

ONE OWNER NOT BUCKS FIZZ OR METALLICA

[Dick Cheeseburger]

1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

 

[SiC]

This was up for sale near me. Just sold. Not to me but I was awfully tempted.

Head gasket a piece of piss or I would have slotted in a 1098cc that I have lying around in the garden.

[bezzabsa]

Love the patina over spray on the metro rimz

 

[bezzabsa]

bargain ov the year???   16000 miles???

Marketplace – 1997 Nissan Primera | Facebook

[Popsicle]

4 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

1987 PEUGEOT 309 GLD 1.9 DIESEL TOTALLY ORIGINAL VERY SOLID NEVER BEEN WELDED | eBay

Another CAPS LOCK Northwich car

 

 

Thats been relisted, fetched £730 last time. Quite tempting to relieve some early 90's mega mpg misery like when I last owned one.

[bunglebus]

Not for everyone, and possibly a registration headache - but I love the description 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/314825161859?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=kgb6cirpqj2&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=X5RtjeAxSP-&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[SiC]

@Conrad D. Conelrad this numberplate even suggests it would be ideal for a certain someone. Leather free interior and auto gearbox too...

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/610383134409563/?ref=facebook_story_share

 

[willswitchengage]

Genuinely want to buy this but a lot smells wrong with the ad - three owners in the past six months, the 'always used V power' BS, seller seems to sell a lot of cars, wrong engine size is registered with the DVLA... But the spec seems good for the price??? Somebody please talk me out of it

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/778931800693287/

 

[Schaefft]

Doesn't seem like a bargain to me.

[TheOtherStu]

1 hour ago, SiC said:

@Conrad D. Conelrad this numberplate even suggests it would be ideal for a certain someone. Leather free interior and auto gearbox too...

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/610383134409563/?ref=facebook_story_share

 

Interesting that he hasn't mentioned that the number plate won't be included.
I suppose it might drive the price up, or the interest.

[cort16]

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/opel/mr-blazej-olszewski/1465622844

[cort16]

Starts off well but quickly unravels. 

"For sale is my vectra gsi I don't know much about the car as i bought for a run about while my other car was getting ready it's MOTED until the end of march 2024 drives great"

"bonnets been shockingly painted and so has bumper"

"slight miss fire but still pulls well lights up the wheels "

"A wee bit smokey on Idle if your sitting at traffic lights or something "

"The clocks wiring needs looked at as cuts out every so often turn ignition on and off they come back"

" headlights need looked at , all I can think of just now "

I used to hate these but I think it looks pretty good now especially as Gsi with a v6

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1011371150052745

[castros_bro]

200 of your finest European pounds. (recupereda = repair/restore)

https://www.olx.pt/d/anuncio/casal-2vel-de-mo-barata-recuperada-IDHUr4j.html?reason=ip|cf

[Jim Bergerac]

"The rear has a mock fireplace made up with a TV/dvd player, and retrofitted electric windows, integrated fridge in the seats, chandelier...." 

Jesus Christ on a Cracker. 

https://www.facebook.com/groups/193602934070978/permalink/6753121038119102/?sale_post_id=6753121038119102

[New POD]

What the actual fuck? Proof that closing our secure mental hospitals, and underfunding adult mental health care hasn't worked. 

[D.E]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/175892875243?hash=item28f40847eb:g:kJsAAOSwFFFk5l3d&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAAwJhbMBA%2FK97b7rJ29ss1HchLMncuF8w6ysgeuDEsoXFroSOJhgr6fkSCTkXcbLtjRTj66g%2FtuyCeHeYsdirNEZwExgqo8T3x%2Fz%2BUMtIWTs35wxW6f8mtvZ%2B4J1ralZPUfk4WPsIcK7KnrbeZdoLy1KtuD0jjOzE6tHFkBJNwGrFA7c0fVmAwNdT3U%2F9ylohcPMnO9egEiQ0WwSRtEPkMwbDWqd8A8MJtO5VdkIt4uHmIe8GODarONaM8sYM1GPtxPg%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR_7L6JLRYg

[grogee]

Ruined. £2200 Rugby

Hammerite finish, dog-dick red mirrors, BTCC spoiler. It's a 1.8 pez of course. 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/honda-civic-18-petrol/1465624330

[grogee]

Blanked-out number plate LPG LS400, £2k Cov

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/lexus-ls-saloon-2000-other-3969-cc-4-doors/1465557183

[grogee]

Haven't seen a Nissan 300 ZX since, err, ever. £4500 Cov; it's not a turbo. 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/nissan-300zx-na-manual/1465502800

[wuvvum]

If you ever find yourself feeling depressed about your lot in life, you can console yourself that at least you don't have it as bad as this poor c*nt who still had outstanding finance on a 10-year-old MG6.