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somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

somewhatfoolish

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11 hours ago, DSdriver said:

Fancy a warship? @coalnotdole

More info here https://www.maritime-executive.com/article/royal-navy-plans-clearance-sale-starting-with-four-decommissioned-ships

not-HMS Brizzle is proper warship shite; frillier than a pair of fancy pants, the scrappers will be lucky to find any steel left under the paint.

High Jetter Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

High Jetter

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2 hours ago, Flat4 said:

Why is that so far away from me?? 😞 

Anyone fancy a road trip to bring it to Scotland?!

I looked too, it's a long wey from me :(

Rod/b Rank: Renault 16

Rod/b

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On 9/16/2023 at 12:43 AM, bezzabsa said:

cheap S type 2005 Silver Jaguar S-Type 2.5 V6 Sport Plus 4dr for sale for £695 in Manchester, Lancashire (autotrader.co.uk)

BUT weak breaks vehicle need new brake servo/booster rest of the vehicle looks absolutely fine, engine/gearbox works great all electrical equipment work, clearing part exchange car hence low price, 1 different alloy original is in boot however 2 bolts needs to be taken off by the garage as they are snapped, 2 keys, mot december 2023 , Silver, £695

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This car features more shades of silver than a 2015 Audi catalogue

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EyesWeldedShut Rank: Isuzu Florian

EyesWeldedShut

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9 hours ago, somewhatfoolish said:

not-HMS Brizzle is proper warship shite; frillier than a pair of fancy pants, the scrappers will be lucky to find any steel left under the paint.

Stealth mode? UK patented non-steel boat, zero radar returns after 25 years in service, just no good in anything over a Force 4 else it may crumble (and you have to park it carefully)?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Wolseley 6/90 | eBay

'One's a rusty, old fashioned knackered pile of scrap that'll never see the road again. The other is a Wolseley'

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Car | eBay

 

Attractive Woman Wearing Pink Blouse Stock Photo, Picture and Royalty Free Image. Image 10000416.

Origami: The Ultimate Origami Guide - Master Origami in 2 hours. Learn Origami with 20 Step by Step Projects that Inspire You eBook by Elithabeth Rays - EPUB Book | Rakuten Kobo United Kingdom

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grogee Rank: Talbot Tagora

grogee

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1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

There aren't enough 'likes' in the world for that sexy little bastard of a car.

I had use of my Dad's company K-reg Astra LS estate in that colour BITD. With the 1.7 Isuzu turbo dizzle. I wouldn't call it sexy, but the turbo lag was fun. 

D.E Rank: Lancia Gamma

D.E

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Cheap 944. Tidemark, doesn't really run, last MOT inspection was 15 years ago...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/276050277939?_trkparms=amclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D777008%26algo%3DPERSONAL.TOPIC%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20230811123856%26meid%3D0f103fb821a64adca31e30038263e8e7%26pid%3D101770%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26itm%3D276050277939%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D4375194%26algv%3DRecentlyViewedItemsV2&_trksid=p4375194.c101770.m4236&_trkparms=parentrq%3Aa37636eb18a0a8d8c7daf82cfffff8e4|pageci%3A4d59865d-5563-11ee-b7c1-0aff0ae71ecd|iid%3A1|vlpname%3Avlp_homepage

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Robin Hood, Robin Hood stood in my gar den

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Robin Hood Robin Hood, been on fire again

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Fire fucked it bad , left where it's stood

Robin Hood Robin Hood Robin Hood

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Robin Hood 2b Kit Car | eBay

 

D.E Rank: Lancia Gamma

D.E

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can’t see it needing much if anything for a new mot

Bollocks!

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Date tested
7 September 2023
FAIL
Mileage
38,614 miles
Test location
View test location
 
MOT test number
8765 0013 6004
Repair immediately (major defects):
  • Nearside Front Vehicle structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting inner sill / jacking point / floor area, close to seat mountings (6.2.2 (d) (i))
  • Offside Front Vehicle structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting inner sill / jacking point / floor area, close to seat mountings (6.2.2 (d) (i))
  • Offside Front Vehicle structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting outer sill close to seat mountings (6.2.2 (d) (i))
  • Nearside Rear Vehicle structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting inner sills, also inside wheel arch. close to seat belt mountings (6.2.2 (d) (i))
  • Offside Rear Vehicle structure or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of a body mounting inner sill, also inside wheel arch, close to seat belt mountings (6.2.2 (d) (i))
  • Offside Front Brake pipe excessively corroded (1.1.11 (c))
  • Rear Exhaust has a major leak of exhaust gases rear part of centre pipe adjoining silencer (6.1.2 (a))
  • Front Exhaust has a major leak of exhaust gases catalytic converter flange leaking (6.1.2 (a))
  • Emissions unable to be completed Due to excessive exhaust leaks (8.2.1.2 (d))
  • Rear Exhaust noise is clearly in excess of that emitted by a similar vehicle fitted with a standard silencer in average condition (8.1.1 (a))
Monitor and repair if necessary (advisories):
  • Nearside Rear Wheel bearing has slight play (5.1.3 (a) (i))
  • Offside Front Tyre slightly damaged/cracking or perishing (5.2.3 (d) (ii))
  • Nearside Rear Tyre slightly damaged/cracking or perishing (5.2.3 (d) (ii))
  • Offside Rear Tyre slightly damaged/cracking or perishing (5.2.3 (d) (ii))

https://www.gumtree.com/p/daewoo/daewoo-matiz-xtra-1ltr-extremely-low-miles/1465955495

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lesapandre Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

lesapandre

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On 9/15/2023 at 9:43 PM, bezzabsa said:

cheap S type 2005 Silver Jaguar S-Type 2.5 V6 Sport Plus 4dr for sale for £695 in Manchester, Lancashire (autotrader.co.uk)

BUT weak breaks vehicle need new brake servo/booster rest of the vehicle looks absolutely fine, engine/gearbox works great all electrical equipment work, clearing part exchange car hence low price, 1 different alloy original is in boot however 2 bolts needs to be taken off by the garage as they are snapped, 2 keys, mot december 2023 , Silver, £695

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Brakes...it's brakes - a 'weak break' is a holiday in Skegness*.

*A holiday in Skegness may turn out to be better for you.

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