eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

Morris Minor P.X. CAR / VAN / PICKUP / SWAP. Bless this House, style Movie Car! | eBay UK

[DSdriver]

18 hours ago, Hertz said:

£1495

https://www.carandclassic.com/car/C2070134

 

That brings back lots of memories, I had a Cmatic Familiale same colour same year... great car.

[wuvvum]

What the actual f*ck...

[95 quid Peugeot]

18 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Honda XL200R Paris-Dakar. First Registered In The U.K. Jan 1996. | eBay UK

if i ended up with an impulse buy on this, anyone in Macclesfield able to store if for a short period whilst i do logistics

[Cavcraft]

6 minutes ago, 95 quid Peugeot said:

if i ended up with an impulse buy on this, anyone in Macclesfield able to store if for a short period whilst i do logistics

If you can get it shifted to Chester it could stay here for a bit.

[adw1977]

7 hours ago, worldofceri said:

1388cc !

I never knew they could be had with an engine that small. Must be s l o w w w . . .

75hp, only available in base and L trim, thankfully not with auto box.

[Stinkwheel]

11 minutes ago, adw1977 said:

75hp, only available in base and L trim, thankfully not with auto box.

You know what they say about driving slow cars fast 

[adw1977]

8 hours ago, colino said:

While no speedster, the 1.4 could compete with a 1.6 Sierra easily.

1.6 Sierra was also 75hp but slightly heavier.

[jim89]

Have we ever done " 'shite trumps "?

(The popular 1980s card game, just to avoid any er ... unsavoury imagery..)

[Cavcraft]

1994 vespa px and side car project | eBay UK

£1,200 BIN.  That's actually good value for money. 

[grogee]

18 minutes ago, jim89 said:

Have we ever done " 'shite trumps "?

(The popular 1980s card game, just to avoid any er ... unsavoury imagery..)

Yep, I have a set on the back seat of my car, kindly supplied by @95 quid Peugeot I think. 

Son and nephew (12 and 14) thought they were hilarious, which they are 

[Hertz]

£500 - @New POD @rantingYoof

https://www.facebook.com/share/1CyRhRSDrD/

[Hertz]

£1495

https://www.carandclassic.com/l/C2071162

 

[face]

On 15/05/2026 at 08:45, Hertz said:

£2900

https://www.facebook.com/share/1EBzm7mW3G/

 

[cort16]

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1095041392508890/

[Cavcraft]

1979 TALBOT HORIZON LS 1.3 HATCHBACK 57K MILES 3 OWNERS VERY SOLID PROJECT | eBay UK

 

[Cavcraft]

1965 Vellocette Le 200cc Ex-Police Merropiton Northolt, Middlesex. | eBay UK

'Ex-police Merropiton'

 

'Ex-Police Mettopliton'

 

 

 

[TheIsleofShite]

https://www.carandclassic.com/l/C2071043

[Cavcraft]

Mad Max Pt Cruiser Full Scale | eBay UK

'this car are worth more that a normal pt cruiser no expense spared mazerati wheels £1000 each'

'I need to sell the car and the Manchesterpirateboat'

Any chance you could park that fucking car in front of the boat, M8?

[Stinkwheel]

4 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

1965 Vellocette Le 200cc Ex-Police Merropiton Northolt, Middlesex. | eBay UK

'Ex-police Merropiton'

 

'Ex-Police Mettopliton'

 

 

 

I've always quite liked Noddy bikes, as these Velo LE's were called.

If you think about it, they very nearly invented the honda cub before honda did, just shame it wasnt excecuted a little bit better. (story of Velocette's whole production life sadly)

[adw1977]

1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

Mad Max Pt Cruiser Full Scale | eBay UK

'this car are worth more that a normal pt cruiser no expense spared mazerati wheels £1000 each'

I thought at first glance that it had suffered some sort of front end impact.

If the wheels are worth £1000 each, why is the whole car £500?

[M'coli]

30 minutes ago, adw1977 said:

I thought at first glance that it had suffered some sort of front end impact.

If the wheels are worth £1000 each, why is the whole car £500?

Because it's shit?

[Cavcraft]

1 hour ago, Stinkwheel said:

I've always quite liked Noddy bikes, as these Velo LE's were called.

If you think about it, they very nearly invented the honda cub before honda did, just shame it wasnt excecuted a little bit better. (story of Velocette's whole production life sadly)

I've got the 'bodywork' for one of these kicking about somewhere,  quite fancy trying to see if it'll fit an electric moped or something random one day.

[Faker]

On 11/05/2026 at 20:29, 500tops said:

@Faker

Missed that one…. But I’ve got 10 already 🤣

[jim89]

1 hour ago, M'coli said:

Because it's shit?

"It's painted in Kevlar paint aircraft paint invisible 

If you know what I mean im not spelling this out"

Allow me... IT'S WANK M8

Anyone fancy the manky pirate boat too for a combined Mancunian flaming pyre ending?

[cort16]

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/995943529855451

[D.E]

Polizei bike with a license plate from Nigeria (?)

bmw r80rt german police bike barn find

[Cavcraft]

What's the SP with this, then?

Iveco ford | eBay UK

It's down as 1992, but that shape didn't come out until 1999. Do the cabs swap over, or is it bent somehow?

There's no MOT record of it (on that number) but if it's over 3,500kgs then it is legitimately exempt.

[Cavcraft]

2 minutes ago, D.E said:

Polizei bike with a license plate from Nigeria (?)

bmw r80rt german police bike barn find

They get quite a bit of interesting two-wheeled shite.  Pretty sure they bought some old Cosssack Urinal I had that was in bits.

[D.E]

2 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

They get quite a bit of interesting two-wheeled shite.  Pretty sure they bought some old Cosssack Urinal I had that was in bits.

The Germans tend to export decommissioned police vehicles, I know there are polizei Omegas in Syria. Maybe some of their old bikes went to Africa.