eBay tat volume 3.

[Asimo]

Y not tho?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-Edward-Brothers-EB60-car-based-on-ford-pop-chassis-ford-sidevalve-engine/401591911043?hash=item5d80be4283:g:bWIAAOSw5sBbib0~

[DSdriver]

Y not tho?

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-Edward-Brothers-EB60-car-based-on-ford-pop-chassis-ford-sidevalve-engine/401591911043?hash=item5d80be4283:g:bWIAAOSw5sBbib0~

Why don't modern cars look that happy?

[Tamworthbay]

This certainly isnt tat but it is on eBay, I would love it.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-760-GLE-Auto-Estate-Limousine/302874482111?hash=item4684b9d5bf:g:TO0AAOSwRUdbkpWx

[richardmorris]

This certainly isnt tat but it is on eBay, I would love it.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-760-GLE-Auto-Estate-Limousine/302874482111?hash=item4684b9d5bf:g:TO0AAOSwRUdbkpWx

 

That is incredible! As a single man with no family it’s a little Impractical though.

[Tamworthbay]

That is incredible! As a single man with no family it’s a little Impractical though.

would make a great camper......... Or start your own airport taxi business. Most stuff like that doesn’t appeal but I would genuinely love that and it would be ideal for our annual jaunt to Cornwall.

[Alanism]

Automatic Cavalier estate in a great colour with MOT - on eBay

 

What a wonderful looking thing. Advert is a bit silly though with capital letter quotes such as -

 

"THE CHEAPEST CLASSIC ON THE ROAD FOR SALE!"

 

[Alanism]

Two gees

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-chevette-Rolling-Shell-hs-look-a-like/223138052278?hash=item33f41078b6:g:lW8AAOSwj~RbixdG

I chuckled at this.

 

[Fumbler]

"USABLE CLASSIC"

Great! What's the MoT measured in? Minutes or seconds?

[Alanism]

Check it.  Yo.  Check

 

Wiv dope stickaz.

Alfa 156 Selespeed - on eBay

 

[Alanism]

Poorly titled combi / dayvan ford escort thing on eBay called an RS Turbo for some reason

 

Strangest title spamming Ive seen in a while.

 

This looks really clean and nice.  Probably losing money with this title rather than attracting buyers.  Not going to convince the average RS Turbo buyer that they really want one of these very easily

 

[Aston Martin]

Rarer than a Ferrari Enzo.

 

178 BHP....... 272 sold in 4 years.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Opel-Meriva-1-6i-16v-Turbo-2007-VXR-RECARO-LEATHER-/113117573038

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

I like this. It has clearly been owned by people with good taste. 

 

 

No stupid wheels, off road rubbish, no updated headlights or grille... 

 

 

Yep, only good taste here. 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/land-rover/spare-or-repair-range-rover-autobiography/1311913113

 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

That's the whole ad. 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/bmw/i-want-to-sell-my-bmw-car/1313091393

[Jim Bell]

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That's the whole ad.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/bmw/i-want-to-sell-my-bmw-car/1313091393

I've messaged him asking if the exhaust has ever fallen off.

[Cavcraft]

There's a reason nobody's heard of the Swedish army

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1965-VW-11-window-Splitscreen-Project-LHD-Very-Rare/163248444512?hash=item26025d9460:g:AOIAAOSw8wFa~Zo2

 

'Swedish Army Radio Van'

 

Imagine having to sit in the pile of old bollocks listening to the cold war in minus degree temperatures whilst your mates are all in a sauna with three really fit blonde birds in yellow bikinis?

[lesapandre]

Why don't modern cars look that happy?

Because they are designed by lizards

[wuvvum]

Have we had this yet?  Presumably the same engine as a Green Goddess?

 

[Alanism]

Rather pretty Renault 9 wearing its low mileage well - on eBay

 

Were they this clean new?  Not sure the dogs on the seats is a good look though.

 

 

[Alanism]

Dolomite Sprint in a party frock or a Rio.  Not by Kia though. This is by Panther and it is very nice indeed.

 

I am trying to make light of the fact that I cannot afford it.  If I could I would without hesitation.  Its a magnificent thing.

 

 

[egg]

Nice Corolla running on LPG

 

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1033394

 

[Vantman]

Have we had this yet?  Presumably the same engine as a Green Goddess?

 

 

These used Rolls Royce engines,the Bedford Green Goddess used Bedfords own straight six.

[BorniteIdentity]

Rather pretty Renault 9 wearing its low mileage well - on eBay

 

Were they this clean new?  Not sure the dogs on the seats is a good look though.

 

 

 

10/10 my wife would still run out of petrol and claim "she didn't' notice"

 

[Tadhg Tiogar]

Dolomite Sprint in a party frock or a Rio.  Not by Kia though. This is by Panther and it is very nice indeed.

 

I am trying to make light of the fact that I cannot afford it.  If I could I would without hesitation.  Its a magnificent thing.

 

 

 

Very mini-Silver Shadow. Launched at what turned out to be pretty much the wrong time, but fascinating blend of money-no-object coachwork and economy.

 

Was surprised to read that they managed to sell as many as 38, so some people clearly wanted one.

[skattrd]

Facebook link: https://www.facebook.com/groups/390896610925969?view=permalink&id=2339543159394628

£400 petrol manual 405 estate with 12 months MOT

 

[Stanky]

Some treats for you from the southern half of Hampshire

 

 

658cc, automatic (with a gigantic selecter), 5 doors. £100 per door. What a bargain. Is this Kei? Looks too big to me, but might be perspective.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Subaru-Vivio-Automatic/202427535566?hash=item2f219f10ce:g:QUoAAOSwjuFbkB9I

[Scruffy Bodger]

Facebook link: https://www.facebook.com/groups/390896610925969?view=permalink&id=2339543159394628

£400 petrol manual 405 estate with 12 months MOT

 

He dropped the price on this to 300 quid on Saturday if you read the comments. I'm really surprised it hasn't sold already tbh. I'd buy it myself but I've nowhere to mothball the SRDT without incurring charges, a cheap estate would make far more sense for me at the mo.

[Stanky]

Under 24h to go and under £350

 

 

"evidence of previous sealing of the sunroof"

 

850cc

 

Has bullbars

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-SEAT-MARBELLA-3-DOOR-HATCH-850-MANUAL-ONE-OWNER-FUTURE-CLASSIC/232915859218?hash=item363addf712:g:hw0AAOSwhE9bew39

[Stanky]

Ahem, and I quote from the ad:

 

"Wanna sell meth in the UK? Or just ride around town with a fat black prostitute? Then listen up"

 

uh huh. You have my attention.

 

 

Was/Is this Bramz one? The one he got shot of because it was variously broken? The ad does say it recently dwelled in Blazingstoke, surely there can't be many formerly-owned-by-basingstoke-resident-oldsmobile-cutlass-for-sale-suspiciously-cheaply-on-ebay at any given moment?

 

"temp gauge doesn't work"

 

"engine doesn't get hot at all"

 

"I'm 6'1 and can easily fit in the boot"

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Oldsmobile-cutlass-supreme-2-8-v6-rat-rod-project-american-rally-etc/113239941565?hash=item1a5da061bd:g:4TYAAOSw83dblVrB

[bramz7]

Yeah that's my old one. I still have the V5 too, and I put it on SORN.

 

I thought the guy who bought it was going to banger it....

 

I knocked a shit ton of rot out of the front wings of that POS.

[Stanky]

So the seatbelt mounting points are built into the door? Can you open the door with the seatbelt still done up? Is it impossible to fail the MOT on corrosion on the sills as a result of this?