eBay tat volume 3.

[wesacosa]

[bezzabsa]

14 hours ago, doug said:

Clean out the carb and it will be fine.......possibly.

stupidly cheap for one of these

[D.E]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/295893600911?hash=item44e4a20a8f:g:CuUAAOSw3mJk4881

[philibusmo]

MAKE WAY FOR NODDY

As per the very best for sale adverts, this hideous and rusty crate has almost no decent photographs, all in portrait orientation or as an inexplicable phone screenshots.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/884600619893704 

[TheOtherStu]

14 hours ago, egg said:

Easy batterie swop m8.

Darwin award nominee, surely?

[Rocket88]

2 hours ago, philibusmo said:

MAKE WAY FOR NODDY

As per the very best for sale adverts, this hideous and rusty crate has almost no decent photographs, all in portrait orientation or as an inexplicable phone screenshots.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/884600619893704 

I have seen a couple of nice Minors with a faux Willys front end. This isn’t one of them……

[High Jetter]

Woody Hustler, anyone?

https://bid.eastbristol.co.uk/auctions/8647/sreas10795/lot-details/467098e3-56d4-45fa-b8b9-b06200cd2b5d

[horriblemercedes]

6 minutes ago, High Jetter said:

 

Woody Hustler

Top pornstar name

[D.E]

Strong money

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/386017588648?hash=item59e070f5a8:g:OKAAAOSwT7xk5MAd

[willswitchengage]

3 hours ago, High Jetter said:

Woody Hustler, anyone?

https://bid.eastbristol.co.uk/auctions/8647/sreas10795/lot-details/467098e3-56d4-45fa-b8b9-b06200cd2b5d

That looks like a Jonnycab.

[outlaw118]

Rover 827 in that Cornwall, slight crispiness, mild pogging. And possible OMGHGF. Currently £404 no reserve. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/256185340029?hash=item3ba5d6107d:g:AScAAOSww2Nk3S-s

[outlaw118]

Polo - The Car With The Hole(s), in this case, windscreen frame, most of the underside, and the engine bay. 100p start, and it doesn't come with the SIKK RIMZ https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/334998702883?hash=item4dff7a8b23:g:RVkAAOSwjoBkqxSn

[outlaw118]

Renault Faux, taken of the road 25 years ago after a tinworm incident at the MoT. So, it's probably now just a VIN plate exercise. Still would though. £720 so far Carlisle. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/166285015904?hash=item26b75bfb60:g:YCkAAOSwdRFk3g2b

[outlaw118]

Early Mondeo  in Tourmaline(?) @egg £800 start, Boston.https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/166289776229?hash=item26b7a49e65:g:aHUAAOSwsBhk4ir~

[grogee]

16 minutes ago, outlaw118 said:

Rover 827 in that Cornwall, slight crispiness, mild pogging. And possible OMGHGF. Currently £404 no reserve. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/256185340029?hash=item3ba5d6107d:g:AScAAOSww2Nk3S-s

Penzance! I bet the prevailing wind has been maturing* that steel nicely. 

[outlaw118]

Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious BRANFYND Currently £800odd, in that Inverness, which I believe to be Volvoland. Runs apparently. Be like @Skizzer but without the relevant skillz (in my case)

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/235138348640?hash=item36bf567660:g:W2QAAOSwL6ZkvjpY

[outlaw118]

Something for you Griffin-gropers, not my bag, but WOTEVS, Badermatic Cavalier, only 6 left (other bollocks is available within the ad.) EML on, currently £870, Alderley Edge. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225735676399?hash=item348ee511ef:g:LGcAAOSw9Y1kVhcK

 

[richardmorris]

48 minutes ago, willswitchengage said:

That looks like a Jonnycab.

Similar to this one at Bicester in April. Also owned by @Six-cylinder s new Aston owning friend.

[outlaw118]

Poorly C6 with elictrical shizz and gearbag issues. £100 start or £1200BINs Henley. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/195946689078?hash=item2d9f553236:g:X9EAAOSwcWZkyllr

[grogee]

Megane 'Maxim'. Was this a tie-in with the lads mag? 

Small Heath bombsite for extra jeopardy. £1300

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2006-renault-megane-16-vvt-maxim-3dr-hatchback-petrol-manual/1462817650

[grogee]

£4300 318i convertible Northants. 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1996-bmw-3-series-318i-2dr-auto-august-sale-event-now-on-convertible-petr/1462167931

 

[grogee]

307CC auto with only 36k on the clock for £800. Shirley the autobox can't bork itself that soon? Sheldon

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/peugeot-307-convertible-2003-other-1997-cc-2-doors/1464423542

[Cavcraft]

Rover Metro 114 1.4 GSi 1997 Silver Spares Or Brave Repair | eBay

'Very rotten'

The ramp is actually gaining on it. 

[grogee]

Primera 2.0 manuel

£4500 Polesworth, wherever that is

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1998-nissan-primera-20-16v-slx-4dr-ac-saloon-petrol-manual/1462492292

 

[HMC]

44 minutes ago, outlaw118 said:

Poorly C6 with elictrical shizz and gearbag issues. £100 start or £1200BINs Henley. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/195946689078?hash=item2d9f553236:g:X9EAAOSwcWZkyllr

Spent 4k on it recently, then the gearbox goes into meltdown. Ouch!

[EyesWeldedShut]

1 minute ago, HMC said:

Spent 4k on it recently, then the gearbox goes into meltdown. Ouch!

It's got a fair few giffer scratches and looks like it needs a DPF clean but would it be something simple like a fluid change on the gearbox to solve his slippage?
 

[wuvvum]

1 hour ago, outlaw118 said:

C6

 

31 minutes ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

would it be something simple?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Erebus]

1 hour ago, grogee said:

Primera 2.0 manuel

£4500 Polesworth, wherever that is

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1998-nissan-primera-20-16v-slx-4dr-ac-saloon-petrol-manual/1462492292

 

North Warwickshire, next to the home of the plastic pig!

[MiniMinorMk3]

6 hours ago, High Jetter said:

Woody Hustler, anyone?

https://bid.eastbristol.co.uk/auctions/8647/sreas10795/lot-details/467098e3-56d4-45fa-b8b9-b06200cd2b5d

 

6 hours ago, horriblemercedes said:

Top pornstar name

 

3 hours ago, willswitchengage said:

That looks like a Jonnycab.

Popemobile with a spray tan.

[D.E]

Del boy replica in 3 2 1...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/334999025500?hash=item4dff7f775c:g:IqEAAOSwWdhk5OO7