eBay tat volume 3.

[cort16]

oof 16v Astra GTE

that's pretty much how I remember them. Good tread on that yokohama tyre though.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225109883546

[horriblemercedes]

3 minutes ago, cort16 said:

oof 16v Astra GTE

that's pretty much how I remember them. Good tread on that yokohama tyre though.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225109883546

I can recognise the tread of a Yokohama A539 at 100 paces

[rob88h]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1455679901614207/

There is so much AutoShite about this! The perfect recovery vehicle for the HorseBollox ?

[D.E]

£200 for a Fabia that has been a dog chew toy:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/skoda/sko-a-fabia-2-months-mot-good-car-for-banger-racing/1439389815

[Schaefft]

One best colors with some of the best wheels with the correct gearbox and a decent asking price:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/442412707749058/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

[andyberg]

1 minute ago, Schaefft said:

One best colors with some of the best wheels with the correct gearbox and a decent asking price:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/442412707749058/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

Taken with period potato camera too 🤣

[martc]

On 8/10/2022 at 12:30 PM, Cavcraft said:

Mercedes S500 V8 petrol ulez free | eBay

Having bought a sodding dreadful example of one of these last year, it's an experience I'd not like to repeat. But probably will.

Great for doughnuts M8.

(I'll get me coat)

[rob88h]

£700 Mini that has floors - It’s a con. But what if it’s not, but what if it’s not. I saw this when it had been listed only 1 hour, surely it’s a fake… But what if it’s not. The Profile is real, what harm in a message - it’ll probably be in garbled English and demands for deposits or clicking links… But what if it’s not. The seller replies, says he’s inundated and is available for viewings, gives an address and that’s real. 15 mins away, Streetview shows cars under tarps, looks plausible… But what if it’s not. I jump in the Sierra, he’s not asked anything of me he can con me on, maybe I’ll be stabbed, but it’s worth it for a £700 Mini… but what if it’s not…

There is no Mini…of course there isn’t. 
(But there is a rather distressed lady at that address who has been sending gullible car nerds away from her home all evening)

🤣

 

[D.E]

Perfect for a shite version of Magnum  PI:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/234656125925?hash=item36a29853e5:g:WqwAAOSw0FNi9RMt

[Schaefft]

Clean looking bluebird for what must be pretty little money for them. Reduced from 2000 to 800 quid so probably needs to be gone soon...

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/975602093077472/?ref=facebook_story_share

[AnnoyingPentium]

8 hours ago, D.E said:

£200 for a Fabia that has been a dog chew toy:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/skoda/sko-a-fabia-2-months-mot-good-car-for-banger-racing/1439389815

I've got a steering wheel here for one of these if someone fancies a challenge... 😂

[outlaw118]

1 hour ago, rob88h said:

(But there is a rather distressed lady at that address who has been sending gullible car nerds away from her home all evening)

I may be thick.... but what's the point????

[Rustybullethole]

Someone’s offered her a bag and trying to have her over? Fucked if I know. 

[outlaw118]

Tricycle FORK SAIL featuring some pretty epic LACK APPEALAlso 

Quote

scuff on bumpers. However this common amongst all 3 wheelers as I believe they were gel coated.   

No M9, the scuff come from a fair percentage of owners either being giffers. 99p start, Owestry, which sounds suspiciously Welsh. 
Although I failed GCE Geography and I can't be arsed to look it up.
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/155115163695?hash=item241d95902f:g:wNQAAOSwZFBi9WQg

[outlaw118]

Paging @sutty2006 @omegod and any other big Griffin lickers

Spears and Reppers Omega £100 start in that Kent https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/144677991144?hash=item21af7af2e8:g:wr4AAOSwaz1i9USL

[outlaw118]

No-flop top Merc with a few issues, no reserve, Luton, currently £112. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/354218094053?hash=item52790b2de5:g:3QgAAOSwS1xio6Uj

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You're the highest bidder.

FFS, there's no rum left.....oh....

[outlaw118]

Possible brave pills required.....or if you're @richykitchy you already carry your testes in a wheelbarrow....£345 so far, no reserve XM https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/325297613192?hash=item4bbd3fa988:g:lU0AAOSwMFpi8B48

[outlaw118]

Jaaaaaag looks nice currently £510RNM, Bolton, which is close to @sporty-shite... just sayin'.....
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/394198058902?hash=item5bc8090796:g:yAoAAOSw27Ri4Y~s

[omegod]

23 minutes ago, outlaw118 said:

Paging @sutty2006 @omegod and any other big Griffin lickers

Spears and Reppers Omega £100 start in that Kent https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/144677991144?hash=item21af7af2e8:g:wr4AAOSwaz1i9USL

Cheers mate, few quid in desirable parts there but way too far from me to make any quids on it 

[outlaw118]

AVAS etc https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/284924316213?hash=item4256d00a35:g:EHIAAOSw9~5i75TQ £750 no reserve, wheels look shite on here - yeah I know that they're off a Manta, but WOTEVS...

[outlaw118]

Moose in Devon ie nearly as far away from those Sctch Moose shaggers as iy's possible to be. Needs fettling, £750 start. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/155112137280?hash=item241d676240:g:1~UAAOSwSc9i8835

Can't get the photo to imbed, possibly because I fucking hammered.

[SH1TE]

4 minutes ago, outlaw118 said:

Moose in Devon ie nearly as far away from those Sctch Moose shaggers as iy's possible to be. Needs fettling, £750 start. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/155112137280?hash=item241d676240:g:1~UAAOSwSc9i8835

Can't get the photo to imbed, possibly because I fucking hammered.

[outlaw118]

Before I collapse this is pretty much the perfect Senator. 3.0 24V manual (ex-plod), except for one teeny thing.
It seems to be as rotten as a pear. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/295135082073?hash=item44b76bf659:g:h7gAAOSwHVJi7BQU#vi-desc-maincntr

[Wibble]

1 hour ago, outlaw118 said:

Before I collapse this is pretty much the perfect Senator. 3.0 24V manual (ex-plod), except for one teeny thing.
It seems to be as rotten as a pear. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/295135082073?hash=item44b76bf659:g:h7gAAOSwHVJi7BQU#vi-desc-maincntr

Not long after I bought my Senator, a guy stopped by to say hello as he had a Senator too and wanted me to join the club. His was an ex-police 24v and we went to look at another for sale locally. He hit 150mph on the slip road to join the M4! Calibrated speedo like this one. He had another mate with a civilian spec one and the three of us did three abreast down the M4 from Bristol to Reading at 120mph. I bottled it at that speed and eased off but a great, if illegal memory!

[Rust Collector]

Uh-oh

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/592383272346673

[Fumbler]

31 minutes ago, Rust Collector said:

Uh-oh

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/592383272346673

GIB my man

[Cavcraft]

This highly convincing* 'Feraari' looks like it's still pissed from the night before

1988 Pontiac Fiero Feraari Kit | eBay

[Cavcraft]

Ford Transit Bonus Van | eBay

 

£14,500 and it's got the wrong engine.

'The difference between a bonus and a penis is that you can always get your missus to blow your bonus' 

 

[Cavcraft]

1990 Ford TRANSIT 120 POPULAR Diesel Manual | eBay

'All original except rear carpeted' 

Funny how nobody can recall them having over-sprayed seats from the factory though, M8.

[sutty2006]

6 hours ago, Wibble said:

Not long after I bought my Senator, a guy stopped by to say hello as he had a Senator too and wanted me to join the club. His was an ex-police 24v and we went to look at another for sale locally. He hit 150mph on the slip road to join the M4! Calibrated speedo like this one. He had another mate with a civilian spec one and the three of us did three abreast down the M4 from Bristol to Reading at 120mph. I bottled it at that speed and eased off but a great, if illegal memory!

144 before I bottled it in my senator. Miss that car ALOT.