eBay tat volume 3.

[17-Coffees]

5 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-1-3-Encore/274508852546?hash=item3fea00ad42:g:cZQAAOSw91pfbhOD

 

(Still fucking awful cars)

That's base spec enough to replace the hole that the base 316 left...

Also an OOF after seeing just how much they are asking! 

[Wack]

Lotus Eclat £3500

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/703998353521272/9

[Remspoor]

8 hours ago, morrisoxide said:

I can't figure this advert out?

Buy it now price of £550, but you do get a roof rack and a half ass-embled trailer. 

But what about the secateurs, lighter fluid, scotch-brite pad, sachets of Dijon mustard/ketchup or the other various tat? Because that would really swing the deal for me. 

Apparently this chap is locally hated, so says the sticker in the front window. I can't think why?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-metro-1-1-Low-Retro-metro-with-trailer-roof-rack/274508901630?hash=item3fea016cfe:g:J1wAAOSwIQBfaLfQ

From the advert  🤔

Quote

Power:1100 bhp.

Needs some welding to rear arches and rear sills will still pass a motorway I think but mayb not next year

This car is insta famous so good luck

 

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-214-Si-Hatchback-1997-Off-road-since-2015-Spares-Repairs-See-Description/224170450458?hash=item3431999e1a:g:gCYAAOSwj8FfbeO5

 

 

'I got thrown out of Chester Zoo this afternoon because they didn’t like my Rod Hull impression. To be fair, neither did the emu'

[cort16]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202008293087171

[eddyramrod]

On 9/25/2020 at 11:37 PM, meggersdog said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-MORRIS-MARINA-VAN-7-CWT-1972-WITH-A-DIFFERENCE-GRAB-A-BARGAIN/224170241418?hash=item3431966d8a:g:0vgAAOSwgn5fZiAO

If that's a 1972 van then I'm Kylie Minogue. 

A EARLY DONOR VAN WAS USED FOR THE BITS THAT WAS MISSING HENCE THE L REGISTRATION 

Aha, now it's coming clearer...

THE MAIN SHELL CAME FROM MALTA WITH A TOYOTA 1C DIESEL ENGINE AND 5 SPEED GEARBOX

Right,,, so all the originality is gone then?  And you want how much???

Classified ad price:

£2,995.00

Oh well that's ok then.

Worth every penny.

Of £25.

[Schaefft]

Supercharged 2000 Bonneville SSEi with apparently just 85k miles for just a grand.

While not the most exciting car out there, for a grand this could be an absolute steal. I think these are rather sleek and the drivetrain will last forever being the indestructible buick 3800.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/513777149313598/

 

[Supernaut]

11 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Money making idea: buy a £895 Combo van, glue some giant Tuc biscuits to the inside and advertise it for £6,500

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Micro-Camper-Vauxhall-Combo-1-7-CDTi-New-Conversion-Mini-Camper-Urban-Camo/303704989736?hash=item46b63a6028:g:ACgAAOSwcNJfbjkN

 

'I can't tell you the first rule of Kajagoogoo Club - it's all a bit hush hush.'

The parts of that which offend my eyes the most are the wheel trims. Yeuch!

[eddyramrod]

22 hours ago, Schaefft said:

Supercharged 2000 Bonneville SSEi with apparently just 85k miles for just a grand.

While not the most exciting car out there, for a grand this could be an absolute steal. I think these are rather sleek and the drivetrain will last forever being the indestructible buick 3800.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/513777149313598/

 

I like that a LOT!  Would make a bloody lovely daily.

[Schaefft]

40 minutes ago, eddyramrod said:

I like that a LOT!  Would make a bloody lovely daily.

It would, if I had some space I would have sent him a message already!

[cort16]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-capri-3-Litre-Ghia-1979-Mot-and-Tax-Exempt/133529610970?hash=item1f16fc2ada:g:CiIAAOSwmZpfbnT0

[cort16]

AirBNB?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Scot-track-Glencoe-ATV-buggy-moorland-shoot-farm-forestry-diesel-argocat-snowcat/203116606959?hash=item2f4ab175ef:g:Kf8AAOSw339fLTXR

[cort16]

No wheel arch rot issues at least

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Ka-Autotest-Autocross-Special-buggy-kit-car/284017109699?hash=item4220bd2ac3:g:zyAAAOSwOBhfZfW3

[Wack]

Looks nice , no idea what they're worth though 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/357323238962705/

 

[eddyramrod]

I had one just like that 40 years ago.  It didn't cost nearly that much!

[cort16]

Anyone any idea wtf is going on here?

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/765758407611814

[eddyramrod]

I seem to remember the Corsa being advertised with the option of an integrated bicycle rack.

[busmansholiday]

6 minutes ago, eddyramrod said:

I seem to remember the Corsa being advertised with the option of an integrated bicycle rack.

Yep, so do I, although that's the first one I've seen.

[morrisoxide]

Lovely ☺️

I bet that interior would clean up like new.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Saab-96-1962-barnfind/184463518617?hash=item2af2e1eb99:g:p1gAAOSwRbhfbypA

[willswitchengage]

1 hour ago, cort16 said:

Anyone any idea wtf is going on here?

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/765758407611814

I'd be amazed if it actually worked that slick. Or if anyone has actually pulled in a Corsa D. A very bizarre accessory that clearly nobody really bought...

[Fabergé Greggs]

35 minutes ago, morrisoxide said:

Lovely ☺️

I bet that interior clean up a treat.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Saab-96-1962-barnfind/184463518617?hash=item2af2e1eb99:g:p1gAAOSwRbhfbypA

@barrett needs this 

[barrett]

Very perceptive @Fabergé Greggs! Sadly I know what an engine rebuild costs, but if it stays cheap... there is that Flavia, though. And the Sierra...

[Fabergé Greggs]

3 minutes ago, barrett said:

Very perceptive @Fabergé Greggs! Sadly I know what an engine rebuild costs, but if it stays cheap... there is that Flavia, though. And the Sierra...

Ain’t it a 2 stroke? If so then you’ve got about 4 moving parts..

[Cavcraft]

Cheshire: Home to 825 diesels

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-825-diesel/174452593147?hash=item289e2f51fb:g:IdcAAOSwZjxfb0Zy

[barrett]

24 minutes ago, Fabergé Greggs said:

Ain’t it a 2 stroke? If so then you’ve got about 4 moving parts..

That's what I thought! The missing block might be an issue unless @Saabnuthas one knocking about, but even so that's a £5k job...

[doug]

If only we knew someone who like bright coloured pandas.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-fiat-panda-fantasia-1000cc/114430026085?hash=item1aa48fa165:g:tjkAAOSwLOlfb11k

@Aston Martin

 

[mitsisigma01]

Another for Mr 6cyl

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/324298645084

[NorfolkNWeigh]

12 minutes ago, mitsisigma01 said:

Another for Mr 6cyl

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/324298645084

Conversation at Lancia in the late 80’s:

” Hey Luigi , we don’ta have any budget for designing the new coupe, Cana we do it ourselves?”

” Si,  how difficult can it be to create an elegant coupe when constrained by using an existing floor pan?
“ Thatsa what I thought, these bastards at Pininfarina and Bertone have had their last Lira out of us, get your pencils out”

” Watcha this...”

[Schaefft]

13 minutes ago, NorfolkNWeigh said:

Conversation at Lancia in the late 80’s:

” Hey Luigi , we don’ta have any budget for designing the new coupe, Cana we do it ourselves?”

” Si,  how difficult can it be to create an elegant coupe when constrained by using an existing floor pan?
“ Thatsa what I thought, these bastards at Pininfarina and Bertone have had their last Lira out of us, get your pencils out”

” Watcha this...”

Especially tragic considering what it could have looked like instead:

Lancia Kayak by Bertone based on the Kappa platform. Give it a little more rear overhang and it would have been perfection.

[Saabnut]

1 hour ago, barrett said:

That's what I thought! The missing block might be an issue unless @Saabnuthas one knocking about, but even so that's a £5k job...

As it happens I do have a spare block, but £5k minimum. To fully restore that say goodbye to £20k plus, a lot of which will be postage costs from Sweden and the USA.

Plus labour.....