Fabergé Greggs

‘98 Micra K11, all 1 litre of it. I distinctly remember the nervousness of my instructor when I passed and he dropped me off next to my mum’s BMW e30 316. I think I’d crashed it within a week.

Not only are these all totally gopping (DS notwithstanding), but what is the actual flipping point of a saloon car? Don’t you ever carry something bigger than a briefcase?

Yeah, Bosch pump too for veggie fun which is exactly what I’ve been after for some time. An estate would have been the absolute dream, but I’m not about to start complaining.

Spoiler, don’t forget the spoiler. That and a GTI interior. Apt given its the slowest car of all time. I mean it’s slow, but then I was using a Daf 66 as a daily for a while, and it’s definitely quicker than that. Having said that, I haven’t yet been out of a 30mph zone. I really really wanted an auto, I just think BX’s suit them. It’s all space, glass and slow waft.

Go on then. More detailed pics to follow, but right now I’ve got to stop living the dream and get back to work. bramz gets 9/10.

Teaser!

Some more archishite for you

Oooft! It isn’t one of these, but I’m in the right neighbourhood.

Sadly the Enley Arms is closed or I’d treat myself to a pint for being up so early

Okay, I lied. We’ve got one other form of transport.

...and we’ve gone live. Should be a be able to get the bike in the back ok.

Well, we're on for a tomorrow morning collection. The collection mission will be undertaken entirely by bicycle: 13 miles to the opposite side of the world (London).

This one isn’t for sells, but you could genuinely have the cream one if you wanted. I haven’t touched it since I bought it obvs.

Lads, lads, lads. Its been ages since I bought a thing, and I LOVE BUYING THINGS. I couldn’t sleep last night, for instance. I feel great because buying vehicles SOLVES ALL OF LIFE’S PROBLEMS (apart from parking permits). Anyway, I just agreed to buy a thing, with collection commencing today or tomorrow. In the meantime, let’s spy on the vendors house on street view shall we? My little bundle of joy is tucked in behind that rather tasty 164.

It's raining today but I need to fix this. Meh. The damage to the side panel is on top of some other damage. Meh. The force of the impact has jammed the throttle tube into a place it shouldn't be. Judicious use of mallets, vice grips and bad words finally had it removed. The tube bit can be got for about £8, so not too bad. Refreshing the various bushings and washers at the same time will come to about £25.. I'll see how flush I'm feeling in the morning.. MEH