What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[fordperv]

At work earlier just about to go out and found my car had attracted a friend

 

 

 

Look how tiny the little metro looks next to that whale of a punto

[Lord Sterling]

At work earlier just about to go out and found my car had attracted a friend

Look how tiny the little metro looks next to that whale of a punto

Somwhere just off the Pershore road, there seems to be a small but growing collection of classic cars owned by a seemingly well-off Asian guy. He drives a W126 500SEL in Blue, I think he also has a facelift Lexus LS400 and a now a Metro identical to the one above but sooo clean it looks almost new.

[purplebargeken]

Spent most of the day in hospital having injections of steroids in various bits of my back. Initial response seems positive this time but having problems shrugging off the sedative that they gave me. 

 

Overall seems worth it. Next round in a month or so. 

[Sloth in a bowl]

.... and then today when he was driving all sensible the auxilliary belt decided to disintegrate.  GYPSY CURSE!

 

 

...tis the fate of any car owned by chompy snake to have it's life shortened to the waxing and waning of one moon.

 

 

I blame him and Lord Stirling for it all after they went postal in the traveling fair's hall of mirrors.

[Taff]

putting true facts in the bullshit thread makes me grin

[fred]

Had a rather irritating twat banging on my door this afternoon.

Opened door, ''Mr Khan, been looking for you for a while'' he says

''Wha?? do I look like a Mr Khan?'' I replied ...Not having a fucking clue who this twonk is

''I know who you are Mr Khan, and you have been owing a lot of money to SKY''

'Mate I look fuck all like a Mr Khan, never had SKY, and I suggest you go and fuck off, Im white old and called Jones''

''Can you prove this Mr Khan?''

For cocks sake, in my belligerence I just showed him my driving license, chucked the remainder of my coffee at him. 

He went off on one and called his boss.....He backed off quickly, got the address wrong, apologised, as I tried to find something to chuck at the Arse biscuit

Fucking Khan indeed, havent even got big ears

[hairnet]

^^ two ronnies sketch?

 

in zuid holland gonna be heading to heidelberg via classic remise in dusseldorf later as friend decided to go to efteling - even tho the weather is gonna be shite for going on alton towers type rides.....

 

madman

 

see if the brommer can do 250 kmh if it doesnt chuck it down

 

ps antwerp traffic on a fri lunctime sucks balls

[stillOrange]

Just yesterday I had a chance to touch, smell and (must admit) lick this beauty:

 

[Station]

Most disappointing advert I've seen:

 

http://retrorides.proboards.com/thread/181004/diy-dragster-project

[FakeConcern]

Why does opening the door to the downstairs toilet make me think of opening the bonnet of a Citroen?

 

 

[NorfolkNWeigh]

M1/m25 this morning packed with old cars going to Silverstone and Whittlebury, highlights include an AC Ace, a Granada Coupe towing a caravan, a couple of 50's Yank pickups with very little paint.

But the strangest sight was an AS Racing Brown Citroen SM about to overtake a blue Victor 2300S and beige Maestro ,driven by these two,I think

[wuvvum]

Blue 2300S and beige Maestro sounds like part of the Angrydicky fleet.

[NorfolkNWeigh]

Yes,I think the Angry one has embraced the period dress code,just not sure which period,maybe he thought he was in his Somerset.

[Timewaster]

Had a rather irritating twat banging on my door this afternoon.

Opened door, ''Mr Khan, been looking for you for a while'

Fucking Khan indeed

I've been called something similar.

[The Moog]

Viz toptip 

 

Readers, 

 

Save your money on a Parkers price guide and one of those fancy car valuation services. Instead put your car for sale on gumtree where the helpful British public will tell you how much it is worth for free in less than one sentence.

[Dippy]

My Victor daily driver refused to start for the first time in 18 months of reliable service, but 15 minutes of fiddling and we were on our way.

I wouldn't have even lifted the bonnet had I been in any modern shit.

 

You can't beat the old Skool technology

[richardmorris]

Why does opening the door to the downstairs toilet make me think of opening the bonnet of a Citroen?

Don't think I'd be going near that toilet seat, green minion or not.

[Sloth in a bowl]

Having a ride in FPB7's old Rover P4 from Brum to Bewdley and back as well as cups of tea and a good chat with him, Lord Stirling and Red5.

 

A lovely afternoon.

[myglaren]

740 mile round trip to St Leonards with the satnav providing a bit of a magical mystery tour including going through central London and the Blackwall tunnel.

 

C5 didn't fall to bits even once

 

Did smack the nearside mirror off something but when I had a look in a car park although the glass had come out it was plastered against the passenger door and all clipped back together and still works

 

Also managed to unblock the nearside windscreen squirter without breaking the clips off it (MOT next week).

[alf892]

Had to pop into town this morning.........the only other time I do this is Christmas Eve.

 

wandering back to car I passed a weathespoons.........Mrs Alf was out shopping.......and I saw the board offering a fry up. Why not? I thought to myself....

 

 

Was bloody lovely.........made all the better by the knowledge swmbo would not approve because of diet blah

[cort16]

[scaryoldcortina]

My sister is getting married at the end of october, she asked me today if I would play the guitar while she walks up the isle.

 

 

It's really nice to be asked, even if it does mean learning how to play Eidelweiss and then performing in front of a church full of relatives, I'm more used to being asked to stop!

[fred]

Just this .....

 

[scaryoldcortina]

[Station]

Just this .....

 

Who is that?!

[Noel Tidybeard]

Why does opening the door to the downstairs toilet make me think of opening the bonnet of a Citroen?

is that a self levelling seat?

[M'coli]

Just this .....

 

Google image search says Jayne Mansfield in "Promises Promises".

[RoadworkUK]

Been deleting spam from my old website via intensedebate....

 

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These spambots are getting very verbose.

[DVee8]

As mentioned in the news 24 thread i have a renault van on hire.

Just jumped in to collect a takeaway.The temp gauge read -7 degrees.

[vulgalour]

I just received an automated birthday greeting from my insurer, which is nice, except my birthday is in November and they know this.