What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Floatylight]

Sure this doesn't lead to many confusing phone calls.

[hairnet]

creme dragon or pastry

 

[myglaren]

Mechanics mug

 

 

[Tenmil Socket]

 

[cobblers]

I had a fairly last minute trip to South Wales and ended up with this campsite. Fucking check it out!!

 

[grizz]

[DavieW]

A new gents clothing shop opened in the town last summer aimed at a certain clientele. Saw the price of this t shirt and realised why there's never anyone in. Who the F would pay £215 for a t shirt?

[jim89]

6 minutes ago, DavieW said:

A new gents clothing shop opened in the town last summer aimed at a certain clientele. Saw the price of this t shirt and realised why there's never anyone in. Who the F would pay £215 for a t shirt?

Someone who wanted people who think £215 for a t shirt was too much to know they could afford to blow £215 on it... 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Metal Guru]

53 minutes ago, jim89 said:

Someone who wanted people who think £215 for a t shirt was too much to know they could afford to blow £215 on it... 🤷🏽‍♂️

I wouldn’t pay that for a T shirt even if I won Euromillions (€66m this week). Doubt if I’ve even paid more than a fiver for one, definitely not £10 anyway.

[jim89]

6 minutes ago, Metal Guru said:

I wouldn’t pay that for a T shirt even if I won Euromillions (€66m this week). Doubt if I’ve even paid more than a fiver for one, definitely not £10 anyway.

Oh absolutely similar here 👍🏻

Clearly there aren't enough insecure enough people with sufficient disposable funds in that neck of the woods for that 'enterprise' to last.. evidently not at the £215 level anyway... wonder how the £139 pitch will turn out 😏🙃 

@DavieW keep us posted as & when 😄

[myglaren]

[comfortablynumb]

1 hour ago, jim89 said:

Someone who wanted people who think £215 for a t shirt was too much to know they could afford to blow £215 on it... 🤷🏽‍♂️

On credit 🤦

[Floatylight]

3 hours ago, cobblers said:

I had a fairly last minute trip to South Wales and ended up with this campsite. Fucking check it out!!

 

looks great! Deets please!

[Timewaster]

2 hours ago, DavieW said:

A new gents clothing shop opened in the town last summer aimed at a certain clientele. Saw the price of this t shirt and realised why there's never anyone in. Who the F would pay £215 for a t shirt?

The amount of stock on a shops shelf gives you a good clue to the pricing.

Places like this with a few garments on a shelf and a half empty rail = £Bloody expensive.

If those shirts were a fiver, even selling out their entire stock every day would barely cover the rent.

For further evidence, see Primark. 

[comfortablynumb]

@cobblers, knowing absolutely nothing about drones, how do you get that sort of footage? I'd probably be giving controlling the drone so much attention I'd drive off the cliff! ( Or more likely into the waterhole you went past!) Mind you, it'd be a hit on YouTube 🤣

Does it have a sort of "follow me ' setting?

[DavieW]

Tempted to ask if the leaves and algae are included. 

[comfortablynumb]

Viz fat slags rush to beach...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0lxkl3gd6jo

[cobblers]

6 hours ago, comfortablynumb said:

@cobblers, knowing absolutely nothing about drones, how do you get that sort of footage? I'd probably be giving controlling the drone so much attention I'd drive off the cliff! ( Or more likely into the waterhole you went past!) Mind you, it'd be a hit on YouTube 🤣

Does it have a sort of "follow me ' setting?

Exactly that - you send it up, point it at you and tell it to follow you, and it does just that. Absolute magic. You can make it physically move towards you, or just pan the camera. Mine has obstacle detection so you can generally (other than around very bare trees) trust it to fly on its own and not crash into owt. 

[wuvvum]

This amused me earlier.  On the back of a 58 plate Clio I happened to park behind.

[High Jetter]

3 hours ago, cobblers said:

Exactly that - you send it up, point it at you and tell it to follow you, and it does just that. Absolute magic. You can make it physically move towards you, or just pan the camera. Mine has obstacle detection so you can generally (other than around very bare trees) trust it to fly on its own and not crash into owt. 

Can you apply that to my Mrs? 😀

[DavieW]

3 hours ago, cobblers said:

Exactly that - you send it up, point it at you and tell it to follow you, and it does just that. Absolute magic. You can make it physically move towards you, or just pan the camera. Mine has obstacle detection so you can generally (other than around very bare trees) trust it to fly on its own and not crash into owt. 

What drone is it? Interested in getting one but worried it might be a bit of a novelty which will wear off quickly. 

[Metal Guru]

5 hours ago, comfortablynumb said:

Viz fat slags rush to beach...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0lxkl3gd6jo

Surely the sea gulls will clear them up pretty quickly if my experience of trying to eat fish and chips on any sea front is anything to go by. 

[Yoss]

I'm in Romania, watching Joanna Lumley in Romania! 

[DavieW]

[DSdriver]

17 hours ago, Metal Guru said:

Surely the sea gulls will clear them up pretty quickly if my experience of trying to eat fish and chips on any sea front is anything to go by. 

Just sprinkle a bit of vinegar on them and stand back.

[TataBobu]

17 hours ago, Yoss said:

I'm in Romania, watching Joanna Lumley in Romania! 

Caption reads "wife of Dracula. Can you imagine?"

 

I thought it was her 

[myglaren]

 

[grizz]

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/19Y5gNG7As/?mibextid=wwXIfr

[grizz]

Toyota Crown. 
 

62 plate

[Yoss]

Papanași. Why do I have to come to Romania to get these. But I will keep coming if I have to.