What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[hairnet]

lol seem to be tom cruise night tonight 

top gun mission impossible

also swayze night ghost is on in a bit point break was on last night and has been on for more than a week

roadhouse is on now also

[Pieman]

3 hours ago, hairnet said:

 

@Saabnut do you get royalties?

That's one for the "forgotten music" thread!

What was the ad for that featured that song and the guy doing the funny hand jive dance?

[hairnet]

 

[hairnet]

fur @Skizzer nicht war?

 

 

[richardmorris]

[Stinkwheel]

Gumtree obviously has the measure of my searches 

[somewhatfoolish]

That should be a CAPTCHA; sort these in order of liability.

[Sunny Jim]

Looking forward to getting my freedom of movement back.

[paulplom]

Nearly 14 hours into Dry January. I didn't think it would be this easy.

[Hertz]

[320touring]

Live* from Hyde Park...

A view of the most famous royal couple

And an absolute baller with a diplomatic reg on their L322.

[reb]

1 hour ago, 320touring said:

What is that smaller shitter version of the Scott Monument?

[hairnet]

a helmet has bought a helmet

was mooching about and found a code for money off

went to the checkout and pressed to go on so i could put code in

as it was spinning i realised id forgot code - went back and tried again

'you have bought this item'

oh.

[adw1977]

31 minutes ago, reb said:

What is that smaller shitter version of the Scott Monument?

The Albert Memorial.

[richardmorris]

2 hours ago, 320touring said:

Live* from Hyde Park...

A view of the most famous royal couple

And an absolute baller with a diplomatic reg on their L322.

United Arab Emirates. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_country_codes_on_British_diplomatic_vehicle_registration_plates

[hairnet]

saw a thumbnail for a i3 rex omg what wrong etc

americans

they get it up on the ramp and one of them 'i can smell fuel'

hes stood under the fuel tank but one of them says 

youre 2 inches from the vent tube

ffs

[maxxo]

Currently in the local wetherspoons

ive accidentally drank 16 pints

I’ve spent just under £16

letting myself loose for once and really enjoying it

nice to go out properly, I’ll be heading home at 10 to go to sleep

my sorta night out

[hairnet]

 

and apart from the cops arresting some guy that totalled their suv

these guys are doing 85 down the highway and getting less than 2.5 kwh but its only got 43 miles range wtf? on full - he just mentions the rex kicked in - at 85 mph im not surprised lol

[jakebullet]

50% off today at u pull it York. Quite a nice day out, DIY scrapyard but without dog shit / stacking / grumpy fuckers running it.

Wanted the biggest battery I could jam in the tray for the C1. Batteries are on a pallet, nobody cares that you're measuring sizes, or sticking a battery tester on the ones that are the right size to find the best one. £20 for one at 92% health that's £80 new.

Also in a world first got a parcel shelf. Chuffed at £12.50.

[maxxo]

Just now, CGSB said:

It was Worrhingtons so likely piss water

currently sipping on a glass of water and a red bull so I can be somewhat functional tomorrow 

[reb]

Can the human body even hold 9 litres of fluid in one go without exploding?

[High Jetter]

7 minutes ago, reb said:

Can the human body even hold 9 litres of fluid in one go without exploding?

He didn't say 16 pints without pissing! 

[reb]

1 minute ago, High Jetter said:

He didn't say 16 pints without pissing! 

Can it process the pints into piss that fast though?

I really don't know, I haven't been a beer/cider drinker for a very long time, I just drink entirely too much wine instead these days.

[Markeh]

Pretty sure I managed it (albeit with pissing) back when I was a student.

[primeradoner]

49 minutes ago, CGSB said:

If as I suspect Max is in The Five Quarter in Peterlee and has drank 16pints I can guarantee that there will be people  who have had more than him. Mrs PDs cousin for one.

[somewhatfoolish]

1 hour ago, reb said:

Can the human body even hold 9 litres of fluid in one go without exploding?

Probably not, from extensive empirical tests I have found that after the first few pints the rhythm of pouring it into my pie hole is interrupted by an overwhelming need to piss it out again, followed sometime later by an equally overwhelming need to fall asleep. The internet thinks an adult human stomach can hold 2 litres, but it's a holding tank for a highly sophisticated chemical processing system and it starts things off as soon as they arrive. At the other end the bladder can hold a bit less than a pint. Human beings are highly ill-suited to drinking anything in pints, never mind booze.

[Popsicle]

1 hour ago, Markeh said:

Pretty sure I managed it (albeit with pissing) back when I was a student.

You are about 7 foot tall, which must mean its got further to travel before coming out again 😀.

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, reb said:

Can it process the pints into piss that fast though?

Dunno, I guess if it can't keep up the body does a Southern Water and lets it flow unprocessed?

[maxxo]

10 pisses

youd be correct about the pub as I don’t leave town for drinking

I’d been in there since 2ish

had some food as well to keep it down

its relatively easy if you space it correctly

[maxxo]

I can drink a very excessive amount

i don’t do it frequently, very rarely these days as it’s a terrible habit