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Either two people or a two team game . Play the song Roxanne . One drinks on Roxanne and one drinks on red light .

If anyone drinks on the “R” when he doesn’t actually say Roxanne then they have to down the pint 

 

A bit like the And n The game where you put the news on and one drinks on and and one on the .

 

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When I worked in my old local we had a couple of football teams whose game was cancelled on a Sunday lunchtime because the ref didn't turn up. Most of them came back to the pub for a beer or five and to watch a televised game ...they decided to play a similar name game but with shots of various spirits . We had to rope in a few of the regular Barfly's to make up two full teams .... 22 drinkers , £20 per person , some passed out within 10 minutes, some disappeared , some projectile vomited , our game was abandoned at half-time due to no players fit to continue . We had coats, football kit, car keys all over the place for days !! . That game was never played again !!! Some good news though the bar take was up that day !!!

DRINK RESPONSIBLY !!!

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Argos turned up this morning with a replacement washing machine .... it was to replace the new one we had bought before Xmas that had the left hand side pushed in .

the original one with its damage we received just before Xmas , I installed it , used it , noticed the drum was not square with the door opening , put it down to the support springs , then when having a cuppa I could not unsee what I saw ,the  left side from the soap drawer downwards to the base  was pushed in 1/4 inch or so , that in turn was stressing the door and making it springy to shut , up till then it just looked like a bit of shadow on the front .. 

Got on the blower and finally got hold of a helpful human who asked if I wanted cash off or a replacement , I went for a replacement due to the stress on the door and I could not unsee the damage , so he promised me a post Xmas drop off of a replacement and pick up of the original one .

so this morning they turned up , took the old one , dropped off the new one , checked new one  over first and left me to connect up ..  all working and looking good .

all sorted , one phone call , no messing , 10/10

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8 hours ago, twosmoke300 said:

Top tip - don’t challenge someone to a game of “ Roxanne” when they have a can of fosters and you have half a litre of strong JD n coke 😂

Same applies for games of "drink while you think" 

🤔Is a drinking game thread a good/ painful/liver pickling/  bad idea? 

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Passed the first of two CompTIA A+ exams! A+ is an industry certification for IT technicians and the like, hopefully this is the first step towards a more fulfilling career. I did really well in the exam considering how little I actually prepared for it. It was supposed to be last week but there was some technical issues that meant I had to reschedule.

Time to start preparing for the second one now!

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8 hours ago, MikeR said:

finally got hold of a helpful human

Argos ...helpful human .. how the fk did you manage that .... Live chat is a bot ...fkin useless...no help on stock availability enquiry...no phone number for local store... Customer service human allegedly made contact via a text .... probably a bot ...still didn't answer the simplest of questions ...if only some cunt would pick up a fkin telephone nowadays😡😡😡

Ooops wrong thread 😕

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15 hours ago, mitsisigma01 said:

Argos ...helpful human .. how the fk did you manage that .... Live chat is a bot ...fkin useless...no help on stock availability enquiry...no phone number for local store... Customer service human allegedly made contact via a text .... probably a bot ...still didn't answer the simplest of questions ...if only some cunt would pick up a fkin telephone nowadays😡😡😡

Ooops wrong thread 😕

it ( the bot )  didna understand me accent ..  and passed me on :-)

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