What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[PhilA]

2 hours ago, hairnet said:

buggies?

did you get back from MS yet? did it calm down yet?

Nope

Nope

 

[PhilA]

14 minutes ago, gm said:

I know, I'll take the day off and get the Christmas shopping done.

might* have got a little distracted  

but look at that bloody sunset !

Never seen anything like it - amazing  

Pretty, a sky like that here is a sign of an impending storm:

[robinmasters]

3 hours ago, Wack said:

Drive like a twat , crash like a twat , do you think he's wondering how to get those undeclared wheels off before the claim 

Whilst the driver of the Fiesta does look like a little twat, that was entirely the fault of the driver of the white Mondeo who turned across his path; how did he not see him? 

[mitsisigma01]

The little fkin twat was only doing 30 says he on his claim form 

[mitsisigma01]

Did the driver of the white car up by the Mondeo? get out to assist and leave his handbrake off ...he seems to disappear , maybe by falling under the wheels !!!

[Wack]

9 hours ago, robinmasters said:

Whilst the driver of the Fiesta does look like a little twat, that was entirely the fault of the driver of the white Mondeo who turned across his path; how did he not see him? 

Probably did but wasn't expecting him to be doing 50mph 

[wuvvum]

9 hours ago, mitsisigma01 said:

Did the driver of the white car up by the Mondeo? get out to assist and leave his handbrake off ...he seems to disappear , maybe by falling under the wheels !!!

Looks like it.  I remember someone commenting that on the original YouTube video, followed by about 50 identikit responses of "Good spot LOL!".

[wuvvum]

On 12/14/2021 at 9:45 AM, Wack said:

I came the closest I've ever come to murder on the road out of chesterfield towards chatsworth about 20 years ago, I got in the wrong lane coming out of chesterfield, there was plenty of room to let me in but audi cock decided to speed up and close the gap to much less but I still got in, I was in a van

Then once on the open road he overtook me , brake checked me and started driving at 30mph , whenever I tried overtaking he'd speed up , I'd stopped a couple of times and offered him outside but he just sat 100 yards away and drove away as I walked towards him which was probably a good thing because I was raging

This went on right to the roundabout near chatsworth where I was going right and he went left

I went right but slowly round the roundabout then left , just saw the back of his car entering a close so I followed him and sat at the entrance to the close, his kids were at the door so I just sat there until he clocked me then drove off with a 'I know where you live now cunt' look

Never did anything but I hope he was curtain twitching for a few days

Should have accidentally* rammed the cunt when he brake checked you - he'd have had no choice but to stop then.

[captain_70s]

28 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

Should have accidentally* rammed the cunt when he brake checked you - he'd have had no choice but to stop then.

Automatically at fault for not maintaining stopping distance, ruins all the fun.

If I rammed everybody who cut me off or brake checked me or was just a general cunt of the highest order I'd never get anywhere and the van would look like Mad Max prop.

I dearly wish carrying out a pit manoeuvre on dick heads was an acceptable course of action. 

[Wack]

[Wack]

[TheOtherStu]

2 hours ago, captain_70s said:

Automatically at fault for not maintaining stopping distance, ruins all the fun.

If I rammed everybody who cut me off or brake checked me or was just a general cunt of the highest order I'd never get anywhere and the van would look like Mad Max prop.

I dearly wish carrying out a pit manoeuvre on dick heads was an acceptable course of action. 

Not necessarily. Talking to someone in the game the other day, most now go 50/50.

Anyhow, this is supposed to be an antidote to Grumpy so.....

[cobblers]

39 minutes ago, Wack said:

When we are looking at houses to buy, one of my main requests is "is there a gap down the side you could fit a car down" and my wife 100% cannot understand why I'd want a car in the back garden.

 

[captain_70s]

14 minutes ago, cobblers said:

 and my wife 100% cannot understand why I'd want a car in the back garden.

Some folk have no imagination.

[SRi05]

One for the Scotoshiters 

[chancer]

4 minutes ago, SRi05 said:

One for the Scotoshiters 

Cannae beat a bit of Chewin the Fat

[SRi05]

3 minutes ago, chancer said:

Cannae beat a bit of Chewin the Fat

That Shogun is still on the road 😂

[myglaren]

 

[TheOtherStu]

Gift ideas....

[Wack]

Potential new detective here , perfect analysis of the available evidence 🤣

 🤣

 

[Noel Tidybeard]

On 12/12/2021 at 12:02, hairnet said:

discovered furious driving

not a shouty mong like some of them

but hes got a crown vic

but hes doing a two bucket wrong un on it

id just be turning petrol into noise

 

he can't cos it aint all legal yet

[Remspoor]

[High Jetter]

That title has worked for a surprising number of jokes!

[Remspoor]

Christmas number one in '98

 

[dozeydustman]

[myglaren]

[warch]

4 minutes ago, myglaren said:

Is that Australia? They don't really do really do Christmas like we do, mainly because it's fucking roasting hot and during their summer holidays.

[808 Estate]

[High Jetter]

2 hours ago, 808 Estate said:

Is that in @beko1987's front room?

[Fumbler]

I was looking at period pictures of Tunbridge Wells Assembly Hall and stumbled across this thing of beauty.

Class.