What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[808 Estate]

Epic.

[808 Estate]

[High Jetter]

No. Really? Rodney?

[808 Estate]

 

 

[hairnet]

Cross this

[hairnet]

With this

[hairnet]

This happens

Oops

Browner than  it looked on the adverts

 

 

 

[myglaren]

18 hours ago, Wack said:

I'd love to see a video from inside this aircraft 🤣

 

No bloody wonder, someone has bent the wings to buggery.

[808 Estate]

[hairnet]

7 hours ago, hairnet said:

This happens

Oops

Browner than  it looked on the adverts

 

 

 

This

In real life is this........

Oops

[AnnoyingPentium]

Getting the last parking space at the train station.

[wuvvum]

4 minutes ago, hairnet said:

This

In real life is this........

Oops

There's a joke in there about Hairnet having a brown helmet, but I'm too tired.

[DVee8]

[62 Austin]

Needs a caption:

[Spurious]

 

*ducks for cover*

[wuvvum]

A lot of those are very valid points.

[goosey]

18 minutes ago, Spurious said:

 

*ducks for cover*

In the free space can I add that most manufacturers recommend keeping the battery in between 20%and 80% charged for optimum battery life

[808 Estate]

[twosmoke300]

2 hours ago, goosey said:

In the free space can I add that most manufacturers recommend keeping the battery in between 20%and 80% charged for optimum battery life

Unlike most EV owners / leasers I rent my EV purely to keep the missis happy and to offset tax . Which it appears to do well on both counts 

[Asimo]

 

[goosey]

1 hour ago, twosmoke300 said:

Unlike most EV owners / leasers I rent my EV purely to keep the missis happy and to offset tax . Which it appears to do well on both counts 

Agree Completely,
My company car is a PHEV which has saved me a pretty substantial amount in tax, never mind it costs the company more in Petrol, they can pay that 😃

[Wack]

Good job that's strapped down , imagine the broken windscreens if it wasn't 

[High Jetter]

At least the bits of timber will* stop it all sliding off

[goosey]

That Bass in the end credits theme of “The Bill” hits hard,

and that keyboard solo is the shit 

[meggersdog]

My customers.

We both feel awful with the same symptoms and my glamorous assistant tested positive for covid on Wednesday. I went into work that day and cancelled all work commitments.I am in no fit state to work at the minute. Slapped a closed due to covid note on the window, locked up and went home.

Three separate customers phoned my mobile today, one from the same village as me, one from the next village and one about ten miles away. All had seen the note all saying the same "do you need anything from the the shop ? milk, bread anything. I'll drop it off on your doorstep and pay me later."

How kind and thoughtful.

[High Jetter]

3 hours ago, meggersdog said:

How kind and thoughtful.

That's brilliant to hear - it's so uplifting when customers react so helpfully when they know you have difficulties. Hope you're not out of action for too long.

[artdjones]

On 2/3/2022 at 4:20 PM, Asimo said:

 

They are really good. Everyone who lived up the very steep hills around the top end of Lake Garda seemed to have one when I was there in 2007 although obvs. they were Mks 1&2. Very few large 4x4s. 

[twosmoke300]

4 hours ago, meggersdog said:

My customers.

We both feel awful with the same symptoms and my glamorous assistant tested positive for covid on Wednesday. I went into work that day and cancelled all work commitments.I am in no fit state to work at the minute. Slapped a closed due to covid note on the window, locked up and went home.

Three separate customers phoned my mobile today, one from the same village as me, one from the next village and one about ten miles away. All had seen the note all saying the same "do you need anything from the the shop ? milk, bread anything. I'll drop it off on your doorstep and pay me later."

How kind and thoughtful.

My fuckers would be saying “ but you can still do my car today yeh ?” 

[richardmorris]

Wishful thinking.

[Fumbler]