What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[somewhatfoolish]

33 minutes ago, Wack said:

I bought a  1930s  photo album at a boot sale this weekend 

This guy probably couldn't believe his luck , punching well above his weight there

 

There was a fair bit of that on account of a large %age of men being killed in WW1; spinsters became a thing too. He could fly to Jersey with those ears.

[clayts450]

[hairnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb92c3sGfZ8

the fact that in watching certain cars round corners other porn drives by which he takes no notice of :D

also the nutter in the 30s mg

 

[808 Estate]

[Wack]

Must be married

 

[Wack]

Just dining out in the local pub , looks like all the staff have changed 

The (young) waitress asked how I'd like my steak done , I said rare 

After 10 minutes she's come over and asked if I'd asked for it well done 

No, rare 

But you said you wanted it brown 

Brown , not heard of brown , rare, medium rare , medium, well done but not brown 

I guess they're starting again then 😃

She's not asked if I want my peas green yet 

 

[myglaren]

Looked like one for the grumpy thread - realised that I had left my car key in my pocket when I chucked my overalls in the washing machine.  Alerted by the banging and crashing 

Fortunately it still works. Would have been a disaster as it is the only one.  I have been going to get a spare and had contacted a locksmith but he never made an appointment.

[andy18s]

On 5/30/2021 at 2:28 PM, andy18s said:

Tortoise was found to be in good health and more than capable of continuing to live in the wild

So it was put on a return bus to its original town,collected by it's finder and returned to the spot it was found

[reb]

An addition to my record collection just arrived:

The only other place I've ever been able to find it is quite low quality rips on YouTube, I used to have a burned CD with it and other stock car related music on it but I've no idea where that's gone! There's some more songs used as starting music I'd like to get hold of, but I can only get a couple at a time because the price of vinyl has gone a bit silly since the last time I was buying!

[Amishtat]

9 minutes ago, reb said:

An addition to my record collection just arrived:

The only other place I've ever been able to find it is quite low quality rips on YouTube, I used to have a burned CD with it and other stock car related music on it but I've no idea where that's gone! There's some more songs used as starting music I'd like to get hold of, but I can only get a couple at a time because the price of vinyl has gone a bit silly since the last time I was buying!

I might have a spare Mouldy Old Dough if you're interested? Will take a while to find it. 

[reb]

4 minutes ago, Amishtat said:

I might have a spare Mouldy Old Dough if you're interested? Will take a while to find it. 

That would be excellent! Happy to chuck you a few beer tokens for it of course!

[62 Austin]

On 5/10/2021 at 5:02 AM, Wack said:

This made me grin  

Phil Collins has spent decades buying up original Alamo artifacts for his collection , in 2014 he donated all of them to the Alamo museum so everyone could enjoy them 

They've built a new wing to house them , much better than many things that get passed about amongst those  rich enough to afford them and shut away in drawers 

https://www.thealamo.org/visit/whats-at-the-alamo/phil-collins-collection 

 

 

 

Has he managed to buy the flag  the Mexicans captured in the battle?  Still in Mexico City in the National Museum.

[155V6]

5 hours ago, reb said:

An addition to my record collection just arrived:

The only other place I've ever been able to find it is quite low quality rips on YouTube, I used to have a burned CD with it and other stock car related music on it but I've no idea where that's gone! There's some more songs used as starting music I'd like to get hold of, but I can only get a couple at a time because the price of vinyl has gone a bit silly since the last time I was buying!

I had a CD like that,mine got damaged & wouldn't play any more.Still got Mouldy Old Dough on a 70s compilation CD though 😁

[cobblers]

Hang a disposable BBQ off the side of your £50k camper van. Enjoy such benefits as melted paint, all the smoke from your cremated burgers filling up the van and perhaps even set the whole thing on fire! If you're really lucky the flames will melt the nylon straps and your food will fall on the floor! Brilliant! Just fifty pounds! 

[High Jetter]

9 hours ago, Amishtat said:

Mouldy Old Dough

That is so in my head! BBC4 Singer/songwriter is s good, like TOTP2, only betterer

[New POD]

15 hours ago, reb said:

An addition to my record collection just arrived:

The only other place I've ever been able to find it is quite low quality rips on YouTube, I used to have a burned CD with it and other stock car related music on it but I've no idea where that's gone! There's some more songs used as starting music I'd like to get hold of, but I can only get a couple at a time because the price of vinyl has gone a bit silly since the last time I was buying!

Please tell me you have the kit to be able to record that onto a blank cassette, and sell for a small profit which you'll give to charity. I have a couple of spare cassettes, and If you are up for it, I'd be happy to check your quality. 

[Wack]

New customer, I'll get my van washed 

[HillmanImp]

[reb]

7 hours ago, New POD said:

Please tell me you have the kit to be able to record that onto a blank cassette, and sell for a small profit which you'll give to charity. I have a couple of spare cassettes, and If you are up for it, I'd be happy to check your quality. 

Unfortunately I don't have a cassette deck, I've never fancied messing around replacing belts and whatnot to use a format I only own 3 or 4 of. I could probably record it onto the computer but that's not quite the same.

[R1152]

On 02/06/2021 at 20:49, clayts450 said:

You jest - there's an AED at the cemetery where several of my family are buried.

[twosmoke300]

There is sound logic there . A lot of people at funerals are old and it can be a stressful / upsetting time 

[gm]

I was on my way back from the supermarket in the mx5 with the roof down and these two passed me by, I briefly joined their convoy and we negotiated several roundabouts in an appropriate* manner  

the occupants were all old enough to know better, good to see them enjoying themselves !

 

[hairnet]

mine had its botty looked at :D

i got reminded of 10 years ago today

on orkney

must go back (upset)

 

[Tadhg Tiogar]

I'm pretty sure the Torygraph got this photo from a past FoTU....

[beko1987]

Modern aircon is fucking good isn't it. Drove my dad's car 100 miles earlier and was deep shivering.after a while. Makes my own aircon seem fucking fucked m8

[cobblers]

none of my cars/vans have aircon and it makes me quite sad. My wifes Captur has it but she drives round with the windows down instead! 

[Timewaster]

1 hour ago, beko1987 said:

Modern aircon is fucking good isn't it. Drove my dad's car 100 miles earlier and was deep shivering.after a while. Makes my own aircon seem fucking fucked m8

Best a/c I ever used was my old I***O Daily work van.  I think it was spec"d to cool the whole van but it had a bulkhead fitted so was quite a small area. 

That got absolutely freezing cold, even in weather like we had this week it could give you a headache. 

 

The rest of the van was dog shit obvs. 

[Austat]

One of my favourite clips:

It's at a train station in Cologne, and multiple people in the comments say that the hole is still there.

[omegod]

On 6/2/2021 at 8:49 PM, clayts450 said:

My vicar brother was yesterday regaling me about how he got delayed at the crematorium last week as the previous funeral was over running, a mourner had dropped dead during the service!   

[Wack]

1 hour ago, omegod said:

My vicar brother was yesterday regaling me about how he got delayed at the crematorium last week as the previous funeral was over running, a mourner had dropped dead during the service!   

It's a risk , my mother in law is 96 , when she goes she has a 92 year old sister, a 72 year old daughter who had a serious heart attack a couple of years ago and neighbours she's known for 60 years who are in their late 80s  so there might be three nines dialed on the phone ready to hit go