What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Wilko220]

57 minutes ago, MikeR said:

that Jackie weaver vid led to one of my mates getting a ribbing last night as he is a local councillor  ..

along the line that councillors  are all mouths on legs and no brains ,

and then he was asked who sets up the zoom meetings

I do he says . (  he also sets up ours !!  )

thats because no one else has the brains to we all replied !!!

no one was kicked out of our zoom meeting because of this

[Wack]

Imagine paying hundreds of thousands of pounds for this , fuck me that's bad , I'd be wanting demolition and a free rent while they put it right 

 

[New POD]

6 minutes ago, Wack said:

Imagine paying hundreds of thousands of pounds for this , fuck me that's bad , I'd be wanting demolition and a free rent while they put it right 

 

The quality workmanship of youser hughes from boys from the blackstuff

From.3 minute 5 seconds 

 

[JeeExEll]

[somewhatfoolish]

8 hours ago, New POD said:

No, look at the door handles. 

What door handles? The only door handles visible are on the renner. I'm arguing about a cartoon car on the internetz; as you were.

 

I see Stevie Wonder is moonlighting as a brickie.

[anonymous user]

6 hours ago, Wack said:

Imagine paying hundreds of thousands of pounds for this , fuck me that's bad , I'd be wanting demolition and a free rent while they put it right 

 

It's the rustic look  it's meant to give the impression that they have used handmade bricks.

 

Who am I kidding, it's just shit brickwork, my last house, built by Beazer Homes, used to annoy me as you could see that they had not mixed the different packs of bricks, so you had slightly varying bands as they had worked up the wall. I think Beazer were taken over by Persimmon, they should have stuck to printing Comics

[robinmasters]

Obviously crims getting away with theft isn't a grin, but if you can escape the police in a standard moggy you deserve some recognition. 

 

[Agila]

2 minutes ago, robinmasters said:

Obviously crims getting away with theft isn't a grin, but if you can escape the police in a standard moggy you deserve some recognition. 

 

I saw this on TV. At 2.40 he gives a cheeky little beep as he gets away.

[Wack]

That poor pickup must've been on its knees 1640kg overloaded 

Trip to court I think 

[loserone]

40 minutes ago, robinmasters said:

moggy

Who records the TV with a phone and uploads to YouTube?

[somewhatfoolish]

16 minutes ago, loserone said:

Who records the TV with a phone and uploads to YouTube?

Someone who doesn't want the copyright stasi to weigh in and spoil the fun; doing like that confounds their ability to detect it automatically. 

[Wack]

[Wilko220]

5 hours ago, robinmasters said:

Obviously crims getting away with theft isn't a grin, but if you can escape the police in a standard moggy you deserve some recognition. 

 

As it was presumably someone’s classic, stolen and wrecked for a joy ride, I’d say what they deserve is their heads kicked in 

[Joey spud]

Meanwhile at a well known ''Fast Fit'' near Bexhill another couple of torque wrenches have been left on wheel nuts then reversed out the fitting bay...

I had only popped a new ratchet kit in this one six months back.

It would be a shame to toss it away so i cut the rough end off and welded it shut.

Perfect now for further abuse with a lengh of tubing slid over the handle or maybe twatting with a hammer.

[New POD]

9 hours ago, Wilko220 said:

As it was presumably someone’s classic, stolen and wrecked for a joy ride, I’d say what they deserve is their heads kicked in 

No.  They deserve a short spell in a prison cell,  followed by 10 years of community service.  

Violence is too good for them.  

[JeeExEll]

 

16 hours ago, robinmasters said:

 

 

I can imagine 2 old giffers in that Moggy Minor just out for a laugh and having a great time.  Like Jack and Victor from Still Game.

Why do traffic cops have to give directions 3 times - 'LEFT LEFT LEFT', then 'RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT'.  It sounds like some form of Tourettes.  Makes you wonder what everyday conversation at home must be like - 'Ok luv, I'm just going round to the SHOP SHOP SHOP for some MILK MILK MILK'.  Bedroom conversation must be a bit strange too, full and clear directions and descriptions (X3) as events occur, best not think about it.

[myglaren]

 

[LightBulbFun]

17 hours ago, robinmasters said:

Obviously crims getting away with theft isn't a grin, but if you can escape the police in a standard moggy you deserve some recognition. 

 

cant find it in the comment sections of that video, but I know in maybe one of the other videos of it (or maybe later on in that episode after the guy stopped filming his telly)

but I  know its mentioned that the Moggie was found abandoned undamaged or such later on, so I do believe it does have a happy ending  

so dont worry you get to enjoy watch someone run away from the police in a Morris minor without the guilt of knowing someones lost their pride and joy

and yes I do find it highly amusing, I bet the other officers at the station never let those officers live it down!

I also always find it amusing how the Moggie happily glides over all the bumps while the poor officers in the modern car have to slow right down to avoid shattering their suspension and their poor spines!

 

1 hour ago, JeeExEll said:

Why do traffic cops have to give directions 3 times - 'LEFT LEFT LEFT', then 'RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT'.  It sounds like some form of Tourettes.  Makes you wonder what everyday conversation at home must be like - 'Ok luv, I'm just going round to the SHOP SHOP SHOP for some MILK MILK MILK'.  Bedroom conversation must be a bit strange too, full and clear directions and descriptions (X3) as events occur, best not think about it.

 

LOL

I think thats done just so the directions are crystal clear over even a dodgy radio connection or such

[spike60]

Went on Talktalk site to complain about no Internet. Seems I wasn't the first. Not good that its been showing for hours. 

 

[Wack]

Prankers , pick your target wisely or you may regret it 

[myglaren]

Large boulder the size of a large boulder blocking the road.

[Remspoor]

I found out today that a president of a Comunidad autónoma here in Spain rides around in a Citroën  C6. It seems to work well when you have a fleet of mechanics to look after them😉

[808 Estate]

[808 Estate]

[morris_ital_lover]

On 2/7/2021 at 1:04 PM, LightBulbFun said:

On 2/7/2021 at 11:52 AM, JeeExEll said:

Why do traffic cops have to give directions 3 times - 'LEFT LEFT LEFT', then 'RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT'.  It sounds like some form of Tourettes.  Makes you wonder what everyday conversation at home must be like - 'Ok luv, I'm just going round to the SHOP SHOP SHOP for some MILK MILK MILK'.  Bedroom conversation must be a bit strange too, full and clear directions and descriptions (X3) as events occur, best not think about it.

LOL

I think thats done just so the directions are crystal clear over even a dodgy radio connection or such

As Lightbulbfun says, it is because they have to stay in contact with the control room where they'll be making the decision whether to continue the chase or not and having what is pretty much an old Nokia to narrate with means that the audio quality often isnt the best...

[Stanky]

My grandfather, in the national news

https://www.itv.com/news/anglia/2021-02-05/suffolk-war-veterans-love-affair-with-cycling-still-going-strong-at-99-years-old

99 not out

[clayts450]

[Pieman]

Finding out that the Daytona NASCAR Xfinity Series race this weekend is called the "Beef.  It's What's For Dinner.  300" - written exactly like that too, including the full stops.

[Wack]

I have no words 

[Wack]