What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[hairnet]

8 minutes ago, brownnova said:

Realised today it’s been nearly 7 weeks since I’d last started the Yugo... 

It gleefully roared into life first time... I really need to crack on with it. 

[hairnet]

ep1 of auf wiedersehen pet on yesterday channel now

chod central

'dearest brenda'

 

[Wack]

On 5/29/2020 at 7:45 PM, busmansholiday said:

Hope they don't do what Scunie council did some years back. Bought tons of salt and sand in summer and mixed them ready for winter. Unfortunately they left the piles uncovered, so when winter came the salt had all washed away and they were left scratching their heads as to why the 'mix' wasn't dissolving the snow and ice.

That bad winter 2010 I think it was when you couldn't find rock salt anywhere ,everywhere was sold out of everything salt , even tiny salt pots , I thought surely nobody is out sprinkling salt out of a table salt pot on their path 

Anyway a truck parts place ordered 30 pallets of it for next year all in 10kg bags , they were everywhere waiting for the snow and they waited,and waited 

Last time I went down which must've been 2014 they were using them as roundabouts on site 

[hairnet]

On 5/30/2020 at 9:00 PM, Joey spud said:

So after two months on furlough i went back to work this week calibrating tools and doing gas safety inspections at certain well known fast fit tyre depots around the south east.

I was getting quite disappointed at the lack of mullered tools until my last appointment in Tunbridge Wells yesterday gave this double whammy.

I mean what are you doing to actually snap a torque wrench rated at 300Nm.

This one was more obvious,this is what happens when you leave a six month old Norbar 330 on a wheel fixing and reverse out the tyre bay / you can't get better etc etc...

It sure is good to be back out in my old Sprinter.

names of places so they dont get visited....................

looks like they couldnt work on a pram

[flat4alfa]

Quote

God on a Quad

A must-watch 

 

[dc2100k]

I lived in Stoke Newington/Stamford Hill for years. That video is hilarious.

[myglaren]

3 hours ago, HarmonicCheeseburger said:

Got my k11 parcel shelf with speakers installed today, so much nicer  

Looking for a wet vac or something not too expensive so I can clean up the seats and carpets.  Any suggestions?

I have a Titan one from Screwfix, sixty quid I think it was.  Lidl have them that look a bit better for about fifty, own make.

[myglaren]

 

 

 

 

[flat4alfa]

18 minutes ago, myglaren said:

I thought this was the anti-grumpy thread

Did you mean to do a fake news share?  That was Minnesota over a year ago.  He is not and never was a FBI Agent.  You'd maybe think 'Informer, more likely', and that is why they let him go.  Truth is he is an Instagram/YT/Twitter member of the public and when they saw his ID they let him go.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

11 hours ago, flat4alfa said:

A must-watch 

 

 

11 hours ago, dc2100k said:

I lived in Stoke Newington/Stamford Hill for years. That video is hilarious.

If anyone is wondering why God's Chosen people are in fancy dress, that's the Jewish festival of Purim - the one occasion where they really let themselves go. More for the kids' benefit.

[paulplom]

I'm having this delivered Friday.


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[Floatylight]

I haz the excites! Waiting for a visit from@worldofceri later...

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[scdan4]

On 5/31/2020 at 9:34 AM, scdan4 said:

"It was making a noise. I ignored it for a while but then the steering went funny so I thought I better stop "

Good side. 

Suspect we need a new balljoint side 

Mechanical sympathy gets you no where in this house. ? 

 

It's a bit of a mess,

Further information has come to light. Wine was applied and the truth is out. 

There was a loud noise and funny steering about a mile away from the delivery. So of course she carried on and did the delivery. 

Then, having done the delivery drove off the wrong way. Did a few miles, a lap of a roundabout, a few miles back past her delivery and started on the 12 miles back to the unit. She only gave up when the steering got too grim. 10+miles like it easy. 

I'd like to make some comment about "unbelievable" , but honestly, I'm not even slightly surprised. ?. Some of you have wives and will understand I'm sure. 

(Parts bill looking like north of 400 quid. Eep.) 

 

[Tickman]

Not liked for the cost but the driving 10+ miles like that.

 

[Supernaut]

3 hours ago, Floatylight said:

I haz the excites! Waiting for a visit from@worldofceri later...

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Oh god. That looks identical to my first car!

I know it isn't the actual same car. P894 AUY was scrapped.

[hairnet]

fully charged day

am i weird

 

[Tickman]

16 minutes ago, hairnet said:

am i weird

Is that a genuine question

[mitsisigma01]

7 hours ago, paulplom said:

I'm having this delivered Friday.


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Get ready with the magic sparkly sticks???

[paulplom]

Get ready with the magic sparkly sticks

Hopefully, it's all been done. I've started a thread on it.

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[puddlethumper]

5 hours ago, Tickman said:

Is that a genuine question

I think it might have been rhetorical but then again.......

[wuvvum]

On 6/1/2020 at 2:22 PM, flat4alfa said:

A must-watch 

 

Bonus Visa content at 9:44.

[LightBulbFun]

[mitsisigma01]

[Wack]

Corgi " Oi you cunts stop blocking the fucking road , daily exercise my arse"

 

[flat4alfa]

 

[Roobarb]

On 6/1/2020 at 8:22 AM, flat4alfa said:

A must-watch 

 

From the first outing: "Ah, another scooter boy... They think they're invincible... just because they're from the future!"

[adw1977]

Getting this glossy studio photo of an early base Sierra for under three quid on Ebay.  The only problem is that black and white doesn't show off the grey grille!

[Rovorsche]

CND campaign seems to be going well

 

[reb]

A big personal grin in that I found the key for mavisnotmavis! All of my other keys were locked inside, it's been too long since I got along to the unit! Weekend goals!

[Tickman]

Excellent news