What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[hairnet]

fart poop pee.jpg

 

100% correct no??

 

nice blue

[hairnet]

big up to the chaseracer

 

and to anthony g (ey) for the BFO janes book

 

and whoever gave the bike mags that dave gave me - cant remember

 

ROFL of the day is i bought some choc eggs for today on friday and you couldnt really miss them as 5 of them took up mostly the whole fridge

 

i went out for a ride expecting to come home see them gone so i could put food id bought into fridge

 

nope shes gone out and left them there

 

who else am i gonna give 5 eggs to apart from the kids and her

 

luckily just bought some pringles so the kids will get given them tomorrow

[Aston Martin]

Driving back from Donny (see above) and we see a Vectra with a towbar "Mistress Dita dominatrix services" number plate M155 DTA

 

I wanted to see what she looked like... So I'm doing about 90, she must know my plan as she boots it to 95+ so I let her go. Luckily she has a Twitter account on her Vectra.

 

I was driving so my buddy checked out her Twitter pics (she's findable, if you're inclined) it's fun having the passenger explain the pics. There's guys with candles shoved everywhere, guys chewing on plastic phalluses she's wearing and.... We can't be sure, but we believe a guys face was covered in, erm... erm, well, her personal chocolate. (I wasn't willing to go Chuck Yeager and look at the pic) made it an interesting drive back.

 

...

 

I'd be willing to pay for her services, but only to ask her these questions.

 

Does she turn up in the Vectra, which highlights to the neighbours what she does?

Do you provide the candles to shove up the urethra?

Does she have to have fibre before?

 

She can't be doing well for herself as she's in a Vectra...

[Wack]

I was wondering how the appeal for witnesses to find the driver of the orange punto was going

[somewhatfoolish]

That's 

 

something something most invacars are stolen government property something something something 

 

(although I think technically they where property of the scrapyard, just the scrap yard would of been under contract or something for them not to leave in 1 piece so it would be the scrap yard that would get the bollocking for any that escaped, although further more on that point the government washed their hands of all things invacar, so theres not a fat load they could do about it these days if they really wanted to)

That's breach of contract(to destroy), not theft.

 

The Vectra's signwriting has prompted the thought; is there a market for non-powerful dominatrixii?

[robinmasters]

]...Luckily she has a Twitter account on her Vectra...

I've just wasted five minutes looking for the Twitter account.

 

Obviously I had no trouble finding her Adultwork profile, she was on a Channel 4 documentary so there's lots of articles on her on news sites, and she has her own website.

 

Then I read your post again; it means her Twitter name is written on her car. I read it as she had a Twitter account about her car.

[HillmanImp]

[HillmanImp]

Then I read your post again; it means her Twitter name is written on her car. I read it as she had a Twitter account about her car.

I've just done exactly the same even after reading your post, which I obviously didn't read properly.

[320touring]

Dug the GSA out after sitting for 6 weeks. Forgot how much fun it is. Time to order a carb rebuild kit

[JeeExEll]

If anyone's interested the Vauxpedia site has recently updated the FE Victor / Ventora page with loads of additional pics, previously unseen development pics, Victor coupes, etc.

 

http://vauxpedianet.uk2sitebuilder.com/vauxhall-v72-fe-94000---victor-vx490-ventora

[Cavcraft]

Hey, this weekend has been class. Got pissed on Friday night, spent two days cleaning cars in the sun, went out on my work's do last night and someone said the pubs were shutting at 10.30pm. We were still going long after midnight, and got absolutely wankered. Happy days.

[GrumpiusMaximus]

I was wondering how the appeal for witnesses to find the driver of the orange punto was going

 

I strongly suspect that they're not going to find any witnesses...

[dozeydustman]

If anyone's interested the Vauxpedia site has recently updated the FE Victor / Ventora page with loads of additional pics, previously unseen development pics, Victor coupes, etc.

 

http://vauxpedianet.uk2sitebuilder.com/vauxhall-v72-fe-94000---victor-vx490-ventora

 

Quite interesting to see that a car not known for its looks could have been even more gopping to look at. Heavily influenced by contemporary Americana, and I don't think the UK was ready for some of those styling cues, whereas for earlier models, they worked.

[myglaren]

https://twitter.com/i/status/1120080606090678272

[DVee8]

Driving back from Donny (see above) and we see a Vectra with a towbar "Mistress Dita dominatrix services" number plate M155 DTA

 

I wanted to see what she looked like... So I'm doing about 90, she must know my plan as she boots it to 95+ so I let her go. Luckily she has a Twitter account on her Vectra.

 

I was driving so my buddy checked out her Twitter pics (she's findable, if you're inclined) it's fun having the passenger explain the pics. There's guys with candles shoved everywhere, guys chewing on plastic phalluses she's wearing and.... We can't be sure, but we believe a guys face was covered in, erm... erm, well, her personal chocolate. (I wasn't willing to go Chuck Yeager and look at the pic) made it an interesting drive back.

 

...

 

I'd be willing to pay for her services, but only to ask her these questions.

 

Does she turn up in the Vectra, which highlights to the neighbours what she does?

Do you provide the candles to shove up the urethra?

Does she have to have fibre before?

 

She can't be doing well for herself as she's in a Vectra...

She may do house calls I have seen that Vectra on the A1 around Newcastle a couple of times..

[Supernaut]

I was wondering how the appeal for witnesses to find the driver of the orange punto was going

 

Ah, I remember seeing that video on facebook first. Just watched it again for the satisfying thud.

 

I'm not violent, honest. But I see throbbers riding around like that on mini motos round here sometimes. That thud as he hits the van is like the universe shouting "Hey, fuckface! Your actions have consequences! Enjoy!"

 

I would say it's a shame the nicely-specced Punto got burned out, but then it may have done that by itself.

[strangeangel]

I strongly suspect that they're not going to find any witnesses...

 

Scrote on Scrote violence FTW. When I watched that the first time it looked as though the Punto reverses over Pitbike Scrote to finish him off.

 

I just hope his stupid head didn't damage someone's van too badly.

[DVee8]

[MorrisItalSLX]

I am a real sucker for an old car handbook, especially when it is for a car I desire.

 

 

This one is particularly interesting as the original purchaser is also an interest of mine.

 

 

A point of note, Telecom Australia were hopeless when it comes to servicing if this book is anything to go by. The only service recorded was the 100,000Km which was undertaken at 149,749Km when the car was 4 years old. They didn’t even get the complimentary 1,500Km service done!

 

As a side note, for all the people wondering why the Mitsubishi Sigma was called the Lonsdale in the UK, here is a clue.

 

[Tamworthbay]

That whinging cunt O’Sullivan is out, rather than have the decency to say ‘well played mate’ he starts with all the excuses. Still pleasing to see such an appalling sportsman out in the first round, such a shame someone with such great natural talent is such an unpleasant person. Hope the young lad goes on to win it.

[Wack]

Ah, I remember seeing that video on facebook first. Just watched it again for the satisfying thud.

 

I'm not violent, honest. But I see throbbers riding around like that on mini motos round here sometimes. That thud as he hits the van is like the universe shouting "Hey, fuckface! Your actions have consequences! Enjoy!"

 

I would say it's a shame the nicely-specced Punto got burned out, but then it may have done that by itself.

 

 

I was in wigan last week a trials bike came past me doing 45 in a 30, no plates on, surprisingly he sat at the red light in front of the cars but kept turning his head round presumably saying, what the fuck are you looking at , light changed, he did an illegal U turn and pulled a 200 yd wheelie

 

Wigan seems to have a fuck you attitude though, waiting at temp traffic lights some legal bikes came the other way all doing over 50 in a 30

[Wack]

That whinging cunt O’Sullivan is out, rather than have the decency to say ‘well played mate’ he starts with all the excuses. Still pleasing to see such an appalling sportsman out in the first round, such a shame someone with such great natural talent is such an unpleasant person. Hope the young lad goes on to win it.

 

 

Agreed, they should be encouraging young talent

[GrumpiusMaximus]

Ah, I remember seeing that video on facebook first. Just watched it again for the satisfying thud.

 

I'm not violent, honest. But I see throbbers riding around like that on mini motos round here sometimes. That thud as he hits the van is like the universe shouting "Hey, fuckface! Your actions have consequences! Enjoy!"

 

I would say it's a shame the nicely-specced Punto got burned out, but then it may have done that by itself.

 

http://bennyhillthis.com/?v=SdtTTs0oaHs

[dome]

North Coast 500 day 2. Starting to be fun!

 

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[New POD]

I thought it could be confusing when I realised my new Merc has the same key as Mrs N's. image.jpeg

Guess which ones mine.

The one with Waitrose card. Obvs

[New POD]

I was wondering how the appeal for witnesses to find the driver of the orange punto was going

https://youtu.be/SdtTTs0oaHs

I am not sure my thoughts on this are politically correct, or ethical, but I truly believe what goes around comes around.

If you don't have tax, insurance, a V5, a helmet, or a registration number and you are happy to commit criminal damage, and endanger the public by riding on the pavement, you don't have a right to go at the top of the police queue, if someone decides to teach you a lesson.

I would like to think that the main reason for the police sharing the footage, is not to actually find the driver of the pinto, but to encourage similar retribution.

My guess is that most of the law abiding public thinks the driver of the punto deserves a medal.

[rantingYoof]

I was cheered up browsing Autotrader today because I found something I recognise!

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201904177067812

 

 

Our relationship was brief but memorable for a dim-witted autobox...

 

 

 

[Tamworthbay]

I am not sure my thoughts on this are politically correct, or ethical, but I truly believe what goes around comes around.

If you don't have tax, insurance, a V5, a helmet, or a registration number and you are happy to commit criminal damage, and endanger the public by riding on the pavement, you don't have a right to go at the top of the police queue, if someone decides to teach you a lesson.

I would like to think that the main reason for the police sharing the footage, is not to actually find the driver of the pinto, but to encourage similar retribution.

My guess is that most of the law abiding public thinks the driver of the punto deserves a medal.

We used to a have a local scumbag who was stealing bikes around here about fifteen years back and ragging through the park on the estate. He nicked one from the lad of a guy a few streets up who saw him on it and chased him through the park in his car causing him to bin it badly enough to need hospital treatment. There must have been twenty to thirty witnesses but no charges were ever brought against the guy. The scumbag didn’t stop when he got out until he nicked a bike from a few miles away that turned out to be owned by a drug dealer. From what I heard he had to move out the area but I like to think he is just buried somewhere in a flyover.

[New POD]

I bought some parts for a cavalier off a bloke who lived in one of the more challenging estates in Bootle miseryside.

I met this guy on line at Cavweb.

 

He had a NOVA GTE he was restoring.

 

He told me, that a local scrote, had stolen it.

 

His job? EX military. Worked in "security".

Had mates in the same industry.

Was a nice bloke. Probably as honest as a mid summer day is long. But hard as fucking titanium nails coated in poly crystaline cubic nitride. Dipped in hard bastard juice.

 

He got his nova back. Nobody got hurt.

His mates asked around. Arms may have been twisted.

 

The scrotes mother phoned the police, when he and 5 other hard looking BASTARDS turned up to take his Nova back.

 

They were polite to said police, who checked their Id's and suggested that killing the scrote wasn't allowed.

 

They took the car home. Police turned a blind eye to lack of mot, tax and insurance for the 3 mile journey on the end of a tow rope.

 

I wish I could remember his name. I remember where he lived in 2004.

[M'coli]

From a Tweet from someone I follow!