What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[320touring]

accepted redundancy package from work which is good for me. last day 2nd oct

 

PMO emailed me with a set of instructions for project handover (that I have already done) akin to training standard poodles to jump backwards through firey hoops.

 

errrr.... delete! oops

 

zero fucks given

 

happy

 

selling a car on sunday and the radio works in it now also

Hope it works well for you chap and lessens the load! Enjoy the freedom:)

[Guest Hooli]

My dad the probable all clear from cancer today they'll retest in six months but his test results looked great.

[DodgeRover]

My wife had some debris bounce off the road and do some damage to our car last week, I dread to think how this could've ended with a huge block of metal bouncing down the middle lane!!

 

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Mother and father DR were woken in the early hours by a huge crash and 2 crushed cars laying at the side of the road outside the house. Weirdly given the value of scrap they were still there when they got up at a civilised hour, I would have expected them to have been hiabd away and weighed again sharpish!

[Ghosty]

Old Man just sent me a link to a YouTube video (in an email!) asking 'have you seen this?'- it was a link to the HubNut R8 review!

[brandersnatch]

My dad the probable all clear from cancer today they'll retest in six months but his test results looked great.

Great news matey. That’s made me grin too.

 

 

One’s too many, ten’s not enough!

[iainrcz]

My rcz is definitely fixed after a coil pack change.

 

For 200 horses the fat little shit shifts.

It makes me smile, a lot.

 

 

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[iainrcz]

Dad's are ace. Mines a miserable twat but I still love him.

My dad the probable all clear from cancer today they'll retest in six months but his test results looked great.

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[Tamworthbay]

My dad the probable all clear from cancer today they'll retest in six months but his test results looked great.

Not much comes better than that news wise!

[Guest Hooli]

Cheers guys, he's one of the few family members I get on with or like so it's cheered me up no end tonight.

[panhard65]

Who says you can't find good food in France. Been back to the grands buffet in narbonne tonight and it was worth the 150 mile drive and night in a local hotel.

[Guest Hooli]

That's not food, that's just dessert.

[dozeydustman]

Stepdaughter was forced to listen to a selection of programmes from Radio 4 today at college.

 

She's just got in from work and has put one of my "I'm sorry I Haven't a clue" CDs on and is laughing like a drain.

 

I think we have a convert

[Guest Hooli]

Get her on The Goon Show next, that is still so funny I had to take it out the car years ago as I nearly crashed from laughing too much to drive.

[dozeydustman]

Get her on The Goon Show next, that is still so funny I had to take it out the car years ago as I nearly crashed from laughing too much to drive.

 

 

Ying tong ying tong ying tong ying tong ying tong tiddle eye po!

[Guest Hooli]

Ekk! I've been balded!

[AMC Rebel]

Facebook BMW's that have had new engines.

German build quality my sweaty arse.

 

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Eh?

[iainrcz]

The number of BMW's for sale that have had replacement engines, I just find it amusing.

I had a new clutch in one of my 407s once, yet Peugeots are unreliable shit.

Eh?

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[Tadhg Tiogar]

Who says you can't find good food in France. Been back to the grands buffet in narbonne tonight and it was worth the 150 mile drive and night in a local hotel. 20180919_201124.jpg

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You ate horse?

[richardthestag]

You ate horse?

 

and amphibians and merguez whatever the fuck that is

 

Oh and dont forget the small birds drowned in cognac and then deep fried

 

while over 1000 cheeses there remains no chedder and the French like Stilton which they tried to copy, badly, it should smell like feet but not bad feet guys

 

etc

 

but they did give us Jacques Tati and Citroen and Panhard

[paulplom]

I love the wind

 

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[Guest Hooli]

Sticks!

 

I like sticks, they burn & make warm.

 

I miss my log burners.

[Crispian_J_Hotson]

Cycling home yesterday and there appeared to be a bit of an oncoming tussle between a black forbefor and Audi euro boxes. Forbefor man looked like one of those big blokes who drive using their motah as a weapon of defence and intimidation, Audi wouldn't let him through and got in front, stopped in the road and Jamaica's answer to Mr T got out, walked back and tried opening the guys door, I presume to give forbefor man a knuckle sandwich. 

 

It was very entertaining.

[bolognasal spray]

I love the wind

 

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whoah - sweet. 15 minutes of warmth.

[paulplom]

It'll last for ages. My tranny was on it's arse.

[bolognasal spray]

Don't talk about him/her like that!!

 

 

/coat

[fordperv]

My dad the probable all clear from cancer today they'll retest in six months but his test results looked great.

That's excellent its made me grin and I don't even know you or your dad

[Wack]

Im at the emergency services show at the NEC, thought itd be boring but it's ok

[Wack]

Dad's are ace. Mines a miserable twat but I still love him.

 

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Mine was pretty miserable but I miss him every day , make the most of him while he's still around

[Tadhg Tiogar]

…. merguez whatever the fuck that is

Lamb/mutton, usually. The main idea is that they don't contain pork, and are thus more acceptable to a certain religious persuasion.

 

….dont forget the small birds drowned in cognac and then deep fried ….

Ortolans.

[Wack]

"Just one last request, before I go... I'd like to bring the M1 to a total fucking standstill - just one last time."

 

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Crushed car falls off lorry near M1 in Nottinghamshire

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-45558704

 

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Mk1 Mondeo?

A few years back I was driving towards Crewe, a flatbed attic must've took the roundabout a bit fast , a load of steel sheets had slid off landing right where a car would've been stopped to enter the roundabout, driver stood there looking at the snapped nylon ratchet straps

 

Yes fuckwit there's a reason they use chains, he was lucky he didn't kill someone